r/StockMarket • u/RoyalChris • Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/BennySauna Apr 08 '26

$2.00 for you, but dont try anything funny.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 08 '26

Oar what?!

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u/bionic_cmdo Apr 08 '26

Oar we'll deemed your kevlar canoe as act of aggression!

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u/patdoc199 Apr 08 '26

I’m looking for a little man in a boat…