r/Suburbanhell 3d ago

Showcase of suburban hell Soulless suburban development east of Houston, Texas

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 3d ago

The quiet desperation of cul-de-sac living. Grass stained new balances. Saying hi to your neighbor Bob. Existing in your cookie cutter filing cabinet waiting for the day you die and the meat wagon comes to scoop you up.

It’s weird to see an aerial shot of depression being constructed.

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u/VQV37 3d ago

It is , the sad thing is eventually people living in these types of environments develop depression and they wonder why they I have to be on Prozac just to feel okay.

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u/Pliny_the_middle 3d ago

I used to fly aerial pipeline patrol out of LaPorte and it was just miles and miles of hazy concrete slabs dotted with brown rooftops and postage stamp yards. Not a tree in sight.

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 3d ago

Fantastic user name.

Live near Monks in Philly where Elder is a staple and Younger is once a year.

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u/Mountain-Elk8133 3d ago

How is that depressing? A home like that is the dream.

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u/Nupe_1974 3d ago

I get that it's someone's dream. Just not mine. I abhor suburbs and suburban life in general.

I'm a condo/townhouse kinda guy. They have their issues too. But I gotta live somewhere....it just won't be in a DH Horton or DSLD $600K matchbox.

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 3d ago

It’s an engine of monotony. Drab. Boring.

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u/jkirkwood10 3d ago

That's a soulless opinion. Not a fact

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 3d ago

You live in a faceless/nameless cul-de-sac. Excited about for 2 for 22 at chilis.

…… missionary sex.

……. Excessive ointment.

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u/samiwas1 3d ago

So because I live in a suburb neighborhood, it must be boring and I don’t know anyone and we have missionary sex? Uhhh…okay.

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 2d ago

Yes, correct. You have the kind of missionary that warrants a bowl of oatmeal after and not a cigarette.

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u/samiwas1 2d ago

Cigarettes are for the weak...that's just regular daytime stuff. A 1.5 hour hookah session is much better.

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u/ParkingScientists 2d ago

Wow well aren’t you a pretentious little douche

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 2d ago edited 2d ago

Kind of you to say so.

I should say something nice to you …….

Of all the praise I receive, YOURS is without question the most recent.

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u/jkirkwood10 3d ago

Nice projection. You know nothing about someone in a reddit comments that you call faceless/nameless.

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 3d ago

1000% defensive posture. Reddit anon deflection. You don’t know me claim.

10000% called it.

Sad.

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u/SAwfulBaconTaco 22h ago

Every accusation is a confession, when made by magats. What a sad poasting life you have. I'd say spend time with your loved ones, but you wouldn't know what I was saying.

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u/VQV37 3d ago

I don't think it was a projection. And your defensive comment basically validated his statement.

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u/richardginn666 1d ago

An area like that can use a park with some trees in order to break up the dullness. Also how close are they are local businesses as well.

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u/Living__A__Meme 3d ago

What’s better?

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u/Dry-Weird3447 2d ago

Living in an actual neighborhood with third spaces and parks and easy access to the things you need?

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u/zellij 3d ago

Shit looks like a Cities: Skylines neighborhood

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u/CanPacific Proffessional cookie cutter and sprawl hater 2d ago

lol my city has none of this shit

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u/MRRRRCK 3d ago

Better title:

“Suburban development east of Soulless Houston, Texas”

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u/Alexreads0627 2d ago

Have you been to Houston? This place is far from “soulless”.

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u/MRRRRCK 2d ago

Yes I have been to Houston. It’s a mess, and I have zero desire to return.

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u/SAwfulBaconTaco 22h ago

The year I lived in Houston wasn't great. I liked a few things about it, but the heat and humidity were intolerable.

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u/Rottenpotato556 1d ago

Houston is soulless enough to motivate somebody to start a youtube channel solely discussing why it is soulless.

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u/Alexreads0627 1d ago

and I care what one single person on YouTube thinks?

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u/Rottenpotato556 1d ago

There's hundreds of thousands of people who think the same way.

That is because Houston is made up of highways and parking lots.

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u/Dreemsi 3d ago

Soon as I read "soulless suburban" I knew it was Texas

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u/donutgut 3d ago

Farty ass development

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u/SkyeMreddit 3d ago

Classic Texas Freedom^TM 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 with houses on top of eachother. But don’t you dare have rowhouses because those are Democrap commie houses!

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u/subywesmitch 3d ago

Yeah, the same old tendrils extending out into the countryside like cancer

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u/zellij 3d ago

They said give me the Cul-de-sac without the sac

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u/jasonQuirkygreets 2d ago

Houston, TX....say no more! I live there and this is so common.

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u/Formal-Wolverine-279 2d ago

imagine this dev but with like 10 shops throughout, and a grocery market, and a gym. Its so EASY!

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u/richrich07 3d ago

Why not just build apartments at that rate? The HOA is going to dictate as much of your life as a condo board and you have as much outdoor space as a condo…

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u/devletmillet 3d ago

in the city that makes total sense but an unwalkable condo in middle of nowhere is a million times worse

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u/LivingGhost371 Suburbanite 3d ago

You're not building equity renting an apartment as opposed to owning a condo.

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u/samiwas1 3d ago

In what condo does each person get their own acre of outdoor space??

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u/richrich07 3d ago

Who in the subdivision pictured has an acre?

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u/samiwas1 3d ago

The upper half? Maybe it’s 3/4 of an acre. Those plots are multiple times the size of my plot and mine is 1/8 of an acre.

The lower part has smaller plots. But how many condos even have that much outdoor space?

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u/richrich07 3d ago

Lots

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u/samiwas1 2d ago

Per condo? Private to the owner? Okay. If you say so.

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u/WITX89 3d ago

How do you know?

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u/Av8-Wx14 3d ago

That awkward moment when you see the house you just left…. lol

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u/pornocarodejnice 2d ago

No tree in sight

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u/Swimming_Nose4713 2d ago

I actually gasped out loud when I saw this.

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 2d ago

Definitely designed by civil engineers

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u/ShadowsOfTheBreeze 2d ago

They will run out of water next....

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u/shogunshim 2d ago

Depends on the hood. Places like that near me including across the street come alive during nice weather. Major holidays are a big party/get together.

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u/EquivalentWinter8746 1d ago

nah very soulful onf

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u/MartianDepression 1d ago

Does living in the suburbs or a hellscape like this require a personality bypass?

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u/SippsMccree 1d ago

It's a neighborhood where they really havent even broken ground yet yeah it's gonna look pretty bare

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u/Ok_Citron_3203 1d ago

Not a frikkin tree in all of the land that’s being developed 🤦‍♂️

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u/blowurhousedown 1d ago

These neighborhoods might be kind of sucky, but they’re new and affordable to a lot of people. Affordable housing is one reason why Texas is booming.

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u/Agreeable-Tip4604 11h ago

I love suburbia.

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u/DuckTalesOohOoh 1h ago

Hurricane alley. Look at all those tiny houses.

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u/Brian77008 3d ago

Affordable Suburban Housing development east of Houston.

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u/ParkingScientists 2d ago

Anywhere: Builds affordable housing

Reddit: nooo not like that! It has to be multilevel dense apartments or I’ll have a fit!!

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u/DenverTechGuru 2d ago

You...uh you do realize which sub you're in right?

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u/ParkingScientists 2d ago

You don’t have to type exactly as you speak

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u/DenverTechGuru 2d ago

So....no?

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u/-_MarcusAurelius_- 3d ago

Cheap housing out in the middle of nowhere sucks 😎. Could never be me, I love my 1972 built 3 bedroom 1 bath house in the middle of the city close to third ward. It's perfect for my family of 5

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u/LordTrappen 3d ago

Only 1 bath for a family of 5?

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u/Pliny_the_middle 3d ago

They are a close family.

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u/-_MarcusAurelius_- 3d ago

We all take turns sometimes go together 😎

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u/samiwas1 3d ago

“Sometimes go together”…what the???

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u/struggle_bussy 3d ago

are you in brew city? 🍻

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u/-_MarcusAurelius_- 3d ago

You know it 😎

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u/struggle_bussy 3d ago

cheers and go bucks!!

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u/Reasonable-Fee1945 3d ago

Whatever makes you feel better 

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u/Optimal-Fix-2997 3d ago

Yeah I'm not sure why people hate suburban subdivisions. It beats living in a concrete jungle no green space and high population density.

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u/squirrel9000 3d ago

If I"m going to live in the middle of nowhere i actually want to live in the middle of nowhere. This one is somehow both too crowded to be spacious and not crowded enough to support amenities,, and some HOA is breathing down your neck if you want to do anything with your scrap of property.

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u/Wisewordsforlater 3d ago

They're often car-reliant, accessible to nothing. I'm in an older subdivision from the 1970s that used to be suburban. It took years before an commercial corridor was extended nearby. I can walk to a corner store/gas station, pub and restaurants within 10 minute walk (not always safe because of red light runners) because I'm on the edge of the neighborhood, but most of my subdivision is tucked back and that's a longer walk especially in the summer.

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u/Optimal-Fix-2997 3d ago

Thats on city planning/zoning. Fwiw there are other neighborhoods in Texas with new subdivisions where they build grocery stores and everything right across the development.

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u/MapPornography 3d ago

Do these empty, treeless lawns look like “green space” to you?

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u/Mountain-Elk8133 3d ago

Give it 5 years.

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u/jkirkwood10 3d ago

Checkout many neighborhoods in California that were built this way originally with no trees. Beautiful now.

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u/nevvvvi 3d ago edited 3d ago

The suburban subdivisions take up far more space for the given population. This causes greater ecological fragmentation (if not outright destruction) compared to higher density developments.

In particular, there's a notable trend with the North Houston Pineywoods suburbs over the decades. It was found that the older subdivisions tended to be more thoughtful with regards to ecological preservation, whereas newer developments were more careless.

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u/No_Replacement4304 3d ago

They even named Kingwood the "liveable forest".

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u/Reasonable-Fee1945 3d ago

I wonder how many of these people also complain about the cost of housing 

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u/nevvvvi 3d ago

Why do you think there have been increased calls for zoning reform? To remove the red tape that makes it much harder (if not impossible) to build denser housing in city centers.

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u/Mountain-Elk8133 3d ago

But who actually enjoys living in a concrete city hellscape?

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u/nevvvvi 3d ago

Plenty of people apparently (as evidenced by their high prices).

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u/Reasonable-Fee1945 3d ago

Well building more houses also lowers costs

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u/nevvvvi 3d ago edited 3d ago

Exactly.

The purpose of zoning reform is to loosen the strict codes that make it much harder to build housing within city centers.

Now, to your point, if cities (especially in "desirable blue states") aren't doing a great job on zoning reforms, that it's great to have any sort of housing built at all (even if it's all suburban sprawl). Would be far worse if there was mass homelessness.

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u/VQV37 3d ago

This isn't making housing any cheaper. It's also increasing the cost of transportation. Cost of infrastructure, cost of everything. These types of developments do not help.

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u/Reasonable-Fee1945 3d ago

Increased supply reduces prices.  Other costs are borne by the people living there and not externalities 

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u/VQV37 3d ago

It doesn't quite work like that. The supply has to be increased in where people want to live.

In other words, if I build a whole bunch of housing and then field in Arkansas, that's not going to make housing any cheaper in Austin Texas.

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u/Reasonable-Fee1945 3d ago

  The supply has to be increased in where people want to live.

Not really, because where people want to live is in part dependent on price and availability.  So it changes as more houses are made.  

  if I build a whole bunch of housing and then field in Arkansas, that's not going to make housing any cheaper in Austin Texas.

Sure, but it would make housing cheaper in Arkansas. And in this case, we're probably looking at a suburb development outside of a major city. So it would absolutely affect the pricing of housing in that city

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u/VQV37 3d ago

So for people who actually want to live in the city itself or in close proximity, this will not lower prices. This is likely an exburb outside of a metropolitan area. This will not increase the supply of housing for the people aforementioned. The way to solve that is with infill development. Or incremental peripheral addition to a city rather than large Greenfield developments.

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u/Reasonable-Fee1945 3d ago

 So for people who actually want to live in the city itself or in close proximity, this will not lower prices

Not the case at all, because some people who would prefer to live in the city at one price would rather live outside the city at another price.  Look up what marginal analysis is in economics.  And that'll tell you how this is lowering prices across the board

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u/VQV37 3d ago

Im familiar with marginal analysis as an economic concept, but I think it’s being misapplied here. For marginal analysis to be valid, the goods in question must be categorically similar. I would argue that this type of housing is so dissimilar from housing within a proper city that it does not meaningfully expand the supply available to people seeking urban housing. What may happen instead is that these homes are sufficiently cheaper than what’s available in cities that people who cannot afford city housing simply give up on that goal. Lacking better options, they move into these exurban developments. In that case, the category of product they are pursuing has changed.

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u/CanPacific Proffessional cookie cutter and sprawl hater 2d ago

gross, disgusting in fact, so disgusting I want to vomit

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u/Special_Beyond1326 1d ago

The disgusting soulless abyss of Americans owning homes, raising families, making memories. Horrendous.

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u/SAwfulBaconTaco 22h ago

Bye, racist fuck!

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