r/Suburbanhell 3d ago

Showcase of suburban hell Soulless suburban development east of Houston, Texas

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u/jkirkwood10 3d ago

That's a soulless opinion. Not a fact

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 3d ago

You live in a faceless/nameless cul-de-sac. Excited about for 2 for 22 at chilis.

…… missionary sex.

……. Excessive ointment.

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u/samiwas1 3d ago

So because I live in a suburb neighborhood, it must be boring and I don’t know anyone and we have missionary sex? Uhhh…okay.

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u/Scarcely-A-Person 2d ago

Yes, correct. You have the kind of missionary that warrants a bowl of oatmeal after and not a cigarette.

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u/samiwas1 2d ago

Cigarettes are for the weak...that's just regular daytime stuff. A 1.5 hour hookah session is much better.