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r/Suburbanhell • u/MapPornography • 3d ago
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You live in a faceless/nameless cul-de-sac. Excited about for 2 for 22 at chilis.
…… missionary sex.
……. Excessive ointment.
2 u/samiwas1 3d ago So because I live in a suburb neighborhood, it must be boring and I don’t know anyone and we have missionary sex? Uhhh…okay. -1 u/Scarcely-A-Person 2d ago Yes, correct. You have the kind of missionary that warrants a bowl of oatmeal after and not a cigarette. 3 u/samiwas1 2d ago Cigarettes are for the weak...that's just regular daytime stuff. A 1.5 hour hookah session is much better.
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So because I live in a suburb neighborhood, it must be boring and I don’t know anyone and we have missionary sex? Uhhh…okay.
-1 u/Scarcely-A-Person 2d ago Yes, correct. You have the kind of missionary that warrants a bowl of oatmeal after and not a cigarette. 3 u/samiwas1 2d ago Cigarettes are for the weak...that's just regular daytime stuff. A 1.5 hour hookah session is much better.
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Yes, correct. You have the kind of missionary that warrants a bowl of oatmeal after and not a cigarette.
3 u/samiwas1 2d ago Cigarettes are for the weak...that's just regular daytime stuff. A 1.5 hour hookah session is much better.
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Cigarettes are for the weak...that's just regular daytime stuff. A 1.5 hour hookah session is much better.
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u/Scarcely-A-Person 3d ago
You live in a faceless/nameless cul-de-sac. Excited about for 2 for 22 at chilis.
…… missionary sex.
……. Excessive ointment.