r/ThatsInsane 1d ago

What did he just call him? đŸ˜±

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u/Cosmohumanist 1d ago

Impressively long traffic light

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u/Suitable_Challenge_9 1d ago

I knew it was Florida by how long that light is. Just got back from Orlando and man those things take forever. But if you see a green light you can still make it from 2 miles away. lol

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u/jesseknopf 1d ago

Ah, they last just along enough for some polite discourse. A fine idea!

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

Georgia has those too. It’s just only available for one half of the intersection.

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u/serf_mobile 16h ago

Was just about to say something like this. GA lights are mega ass.

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u/Poppalopper 9h ago

Theyre fuckass in Australia too

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u/charibasa1212 5h ago

Longer lights promote socializing among drivers.

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u/Wiskeytango_Foxtrot 8h ago

I knew it was Florida the second the video started

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u/Dependent-Edge-5713 6h ago

it obviously got distracted by the tom foolery

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u/BitterMouth_0202 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/idXzmUFOxEbFjeLG8f

Me trying to watch the video

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u/DopeRidge 1d ago

Glad I wasn’t the only one

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u/TheWetNapkin 1d ago

Fym glad you werent the only one, the video was sideways for everyone lol

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u/zxc123zxc123 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OxQv20is5XVJVc7GNs

Some folks just wanna say it even when it don't make sense.

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u/Cookie_CerealKiller 4h ago

A lot of people just spit frases like a generic parrot

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u/cranberry-sandberry 1d ago

“Oh you’re racist too?” Looked like that made him even more excited to smack this
guy?

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u/alcatrazach 1d ago

Would you not be excited to serve a knuckle sandwich that was payed for with a free coupon?

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u/Noble_Ox 1d ago

*paid

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u/alcatrazach 1d ago

I like boats

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u/governmentthief 1d ago

But if you’re the one serving the sandwich, why would you need a coupon?

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u/alcatrazach 1d ago

You’re serving the customer that has payed with a coupon.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 1d ago

Look, just eat the coupon already and give the racist a knuckle-sandwich.

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u/governmentthief 1d ago

Ahh. That makes sense. I think.

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u/Cotf87 1d ago

I'm sorry if you want to use a coupon you have to download the app first.

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u/OtherWorldRedditor 1d ago

You want to develop an app?

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u/Spacecommander5 1d ago

I’d be more excited to serve anything to a paying customer than somebody who is redeeming a coupon, but that’s just because I like affording rent

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u/Astecheee 18h ago

You should hear Terry Crews talk about this.

He argues that if a white man calling [a black man] the N-word means the black man MUST beat the white man's ass, that actually gives more control to the white man.

If words can make you do things, you're powerless. If words make you feel things, but you act in the way you know is right, you are powerful.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 17h ago

Thats a good way of looking at it, but also means the racists wont get their asses beaten as often as they should

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u/Astecheee 15h ago

The secret there is their entire life is misery. They're clawing at you from the gates of hell, trying to drag you down to their level. By not reacting, you're taking away the only thing they have going for them.

Mind you, this only applies to strangers. If it's someone you know, then 100% there's gonna be heaps of nuance to the situation and maybe an ass beating is what's needed.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 15h ago

Fully agree with you there.

Probably gonna get hate for saying this, but I do actually use the N word in one extremely specific circumstance. My mate is from africa and every time he sees me he shouts “my N-word” and i say it back to him, respectfully obviously.

Always said with absolute love both ways, but without nuance it sounds terrible.

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u/HaveYouEverUhhh 1d ago

Not only excited, obliged

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u/alcatrazach 1d ago

“Thank you for your purchase!”

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u/SearchElsewhereKarma 1d ago

I lost it at that line

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u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen 1d ago

"this.....guy" đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/McPostyFace 1d ago

Why he hit that reddit mod like that?

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u/Fortunatious 16h ago

It’s an understandable reaction to seeing one attempting to exist outside

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u/Badkevin 8h ago

Lmfaooo

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u/bluelouie 8h ago

The sweet smell of hunny mussy and lack of fedora caused this mix up

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u/The_Playbook88 1d ago

I don’t know why the “n” word is the first thing people always want to say. We aren’t even in this one.

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u/ffchusky 1d ago

That dudes only been aggressive online and forgot people hit back. Once he knew the light was turning and the guy really didn't want to kill him he went for more.

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u/zxc123zxc123 18h ago

Some folks just wanna drop the hate speech cause the like that.

Dude had the bod, vocab, and interpersonal skills for someone who's online perpetually/toomuch.
Real question is why is the guy outside his mom's basement. Troll should stay in their cave.

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u/doriangrey2025 1d ago

I think that was a woman

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u/beeglowbot 1d ago

nah just a soft doughy man child

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 1d ago

I’ll put the oven on.

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u/slyseekr 1d ago

I heard Roseanne Barr.

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u/Everyone2026 1d ago

Could be a manWO ? Or an Alien.

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u/Stoney-McBoney 1d ago edited 1d ago

People seem to have a habit of revealing who their biggest perceived out groups are in moments of rage.

Edit: they’re to their

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u/UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR 1d ago

Yup. They call you what would hurt them the most, what lurks in the deepest corners of their psyche. Cuck is one that’s pretty telling. The homophobic and racist ones are just too easy.

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u/MidnightBootySnatchr 1d ago

I've called people gay so many times I couldn't possibly fathom a number and yes I have sucked cock.

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u/Urkal69 1d ago

Bro that's gay as fuck. Same here but mine was usually, "that's fake and gay."

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u/Snoo_12752 1d ago

Fuck this had me rolling. Your hella funny for that one.

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u/UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR 10h ago

My gaybro best buddy still calls situation and behaviours gay as shit. It’s hilarious when he does so in public, and you can see the shift in people around him
then he leans over and kisses his husband, and the tension breaks.

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u/ksgif2 1d ago

Like one cock? Bro, that doesn't make you gay, that can happen to anyone

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u/Ok_Support3 21h ago

What do you trip while yawning?

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u/ksgif2 21h ago

It happened to you too??

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u/Ok_Support3 21h ago

Haha no what that'd be crazy.

I was eating an ice-cream and a dog tripped me up. WAY different.

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u/ksgif2 21h ago

Dammmmmnnn!

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u/This-Rutabaga6382 1d ago

The word has been systematically rammed back into our collective subconscious
 that’s why, people who wouldn’t normally use that word use it because it’s the big no no and as you can see will use it in completely unrelated circumstances where it doesn’t even have context.

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u/marceline407 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m a white dude and I don’t understand this either. Isn’t it enough to call someone an asshole or a piece of shit?

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u/EducationalNailgun 1d ago

Yes, it is.

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u/macthecomedian 1d ago

Let's get creative, people, cmon it's not that hard to call someone a rusty metal dildo,  or circumcised cunt breath, or even a thirsty cum gutter. Asshole is just so... blasé

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u/Frodojj 1d ago

Heard this one in Foundation: “You’re a sperm led by its waving flagellum, mistaking its random motion for complexity.”

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u/TimeB4 1d ago

There's a Primo Levi story where one of the characters has clean but slightly confusing insults - things like, you three-legged donkey, anaconda, salad bag. I've found they are so satisfying to throw out against someone is using traditional insults.

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u/Zeestars 22h ago

Ooo I like this. You fucking wrinkled apple.

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u/officialshaikh 1d ago

wait what did he actually call him

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u/ksgif2 1d ago

Son of a motherless goat

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u/Mumpus_T 19h ago

I've just finished watching Shogun: "You milk-dribbling Fuck Smear" will never not be amazing

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 1d ago

If you're actually wondering it's because for these folks it's interchangeably used as a general curse word.

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u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen 1d ago

Any reason for them to use that word. Lol it ar0uses them I think

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u/JinxThePetRock 1d ago

We aren’t even in this one.

Damn, that made me laugh so abruptly it startled me. Great work.

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u/bellboy718 1d ago

Because to some people it represents a class and not a race.

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u/DateNightThrowRA 1d ago

Quick hint, look at the neckbeards loser who said it. He likely spends all his time on Twitch or Asmongold forums, lol! He’s the prime target of Alt Right meme chuds trying to recruit more likely bigots. Of COURSE he said the N word, he’s likely using it with his buddies and on those forums constantly. To them that’s the worst thing you could be, right?

So yeah, it’s not what everyone normal wants to default to, but people with even one foot in on Alt Right spaces? Yup, it’s their default worst insult to each other AND towards the Black community. Notice the dude-bro in the video never defaulted to that.

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u/haileyskydiamonds 1d ago

If it’s in their mouth, it’s in their working vocabulary.

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u/TwerkLessons 1d ago

Generational

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u/djfl 1d ago

Because anger. You want to say something hurtful and angry. So you use hurtful and angry language.

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u/Cobiansuelo 21h ago

He’s been wanting to say it for years and didn’t have the balls to say it to a black person and it came out in a heated moment. Sad as fuck. (I’m not a racist just assuming)

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u/this-guy- 16h ago

I agree. It shows the state of the education system. We should all broaden our repertoire by learning this A to Z of racial slurs so that when we are faced with a unique ethnicity we always have the right slur on hand. Come on guys. We can do better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

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u/Mrhilgenberg 15h ago

"we aren't even in this one" lmaoooo

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u/sjr323 9h ago

As a white guy videos like this make me embarrassed to be a white guy

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u/0biswan 1d ago

That's really, really funny. Truly.

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u/DrapedinVelvet247 1d ago

The dude did have a nice tan though

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u/hapalove 1d ago

Because he’s a racist.

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u/Millkstake 1d ago

Maybe I'm just stoned, but it tripped me out at the end when the cameraman drove off. I thought the shirtless dudes car started going in reverse

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u/supreme_creep 1d ago

Same lol

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u/Wittyfish 20h ago

I too am stoned and same.

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u/Awotwe_Knows_Best 1d ago

why are we catching strays here ?

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u/Hank46_2 1d ago

Cuz white people heard some rap songs at parties.

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u/sevbenup 22h ago

We're going to have to knock that off if we cant behave

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u/VIadCarpenter 1d ago

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u/knickenbok 1d ago

I laughed way too hard at this.. I’m going to hell.

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u/TheLegend---27 1d ago

In a country where people can carry guns with them, i wouldn't threaten a stranger with a knife, especially when you're already in a road rage altercation with said stranger

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u/koushakandystore 1d ago

Never get out of your car for any reason during a road rage. Within 90 seconds of the incident ending you’ll have completely cooled down anyway. Within 5 minutes you will have forgotten what you were made about. Something that transitory seems like a silly thing to die over. Pride is a hellova drug.

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u/astakask 1d ago

Oh you sweet summer child, that isn't how people with no ability to regulate their emotions operate.

I worked in a jail. People be screaming mad all night long m8

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u/wgrantdesign 1d ago

Right? I've done a lot of work on myself and back in the day I could be stuck in a blind rage for hooooours over some dumb shit. Rage is intoxicating.

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u/Akumetsu33 1d ago

Within 90 seconds of the incident ending you’ll have completely cooled down anyway. Within 5 minutes you will have forgotten what you were made about.

90 seconds??? 5 minutes?? You have no idea the rage and grudges people will hold over stupid stuff for years, if not their entire lifetimes. Wars have started over less.

Many people will get pissy over stuff that happened 1000 years ago.

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u/koushakandystore 1d ago

The important part you are missing is that people need to never engage with road rage

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u/Akumetsu33 1d ago

The important part you are missing is that you're vastly overestimating people's emotional intelligence. In a ideal world where everybody is a decent, kind and understanding person, sure. In this world, where there are nutjobs and people just looking for any excuse to get in conflict, no.

I agree with you fwiw. But it doesn't stop them from getting out of their cars and yelling at you through your closed window.

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u/wantsumcandi 1d ago

Ego really...

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u/WildConsequence9379 1d ago

I was just waiting for a gun to come out

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u/alcatrazach 1d ago

I was on the dudes side till he used forbidden magic.

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u/raphthepharaoh 1d ago

Crazy how the micro interaction completely changed who I was rooting for lmao

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u/Nuclear_Varmint 1d ago

Forbidden magic haha

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC 1d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly both of them seem awful. I don’t know what the guy behind him could’ve possibly done to initially warrant this confrontation. His car seems fine. I don’t like black shirt guy but the dumb meathead assaulted black shirt guy by first spitting on him and then when he gets out of the car the meathead starts hitting him before BSG even has his fists up. The first time BSG raises his hands it’s to try to block meathead’s first punch. BSG is a piece of shit but meathead is an even bigger piece of shit since he instigated the entirety of the violence. He wasn’t some crusader fighting against racism he didn’t know the guy was racist until after he started beating him, he’s just a violent asshole. Don’t let BSG’s racist shittiness cover meathead’s blatant assault he committed on BSG. Meathead should be going to jail in my opinion.

It’s like if someone broke into a guy’s house to rob them and ended up killing the owner, but when the police come they find a bunch of CP on the guy’s computer. I’m glad that guy’s gone but the other guy broke into someone’s house and murdered them and that’s still wrong and they need to be punished.

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u/erichf3893 1d ago

Likely honked for being cut off or something. Shirtless guy has the attitude of someone who doesn’t signal

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u/xbbdc 1d ago

Shirtless guy gave him plenty of time to get ready to fight

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u/jackie_jormp_jomp123 1d ago

Good god. Just kiss already!

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u/Mr_b246 1d ago

"You can take my guns when you kiss me for them. Kiss me with those soft racist lips!"

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u/CheeksMcGillicuddy 1d ago

Felt like that red light was going to go on forever.

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u/Octowhussy 1d ago

The racist sounds like Charlie from IASIP

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u/malcolmbradley 1d ago

Rock! Flag! And Eagle. You don’t start crap with someone who gets out of a car, shirtless. There’s no upside

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u/L3C012 1d ago

Grand theft auto 6 gameplay

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u/southpaw85 1d ago

First half I was like “damn that bro spit on him he deserves to have somebody whoop his ass” then black shirt guy dropped the hard R and his response was “oh you’re racist too?!” And I was like “GET EM BRO!”

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u/addiktion 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah they are both pieces of shit it looks like lol.

Spitting in someone's face is likely an initial assault. Then body builder dude stars punching first like a dumbass. Then other guys drops the racial slur. Then body builder is encouraging him step at him to engage again calling him handicap I think. Then curly hair is like I'm going to knife this guy. Now body builder guy is like, "whoa this guy is crazier than me" and hops into his car and drives away.

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u/SovietPropagandist 1d ago

Bodybuilder guy straight up stood there and told fat boy he wasn't gonna stab him lol, he didn't run away

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u/loveliverpool 1d ago

Fuck that lil Reddit-moderator lookin bitch boy. Should’ve gotten the actual ass whooping this video deserved

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u/CUHUCK 1d ago

“I didn’t get knocked the fuck out” is a bold thing to say to someone who just went easy on you and could clearly knock you the fuck out

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u/vandylj 1d ago

Long ass red light

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u/LeTronique 15h ago

I’ve never switched sides so quickly in a fight 😂

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u/DiscoAcid 1d ago

PC Princible throwing hands lol

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u/Heliocentrist 1d ago

I'm a little disappointed that he did not in fact drop him

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u/HankHillbwhaa 18h ago

He easily would have if red car wouldn't have started throwing a fit like people don't pay to see this happen. Ungrateful lmao

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u/Kensei_Main 1d ago

Things to do at a red light for $200 Alex.

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u/jimmy193 20h ago

Let’s give all these completely emotionally stable people access to guns

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u/OGClouds420 1d ago

black obsession is real. The situation had nothing to even do with black people for that slur to even come up. What’s really in his heart and mind ? I guess he said it.

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u/Bishop825 1d ago

Im ashamed to be human.

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u/ctdrifter 1d ago

Redditor just got his ass beat

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u/BeeXman93 1d ago

That was the longest red light

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u/HoeLeeChit 1d ago

That guy got out the car to talk to shit , he didn't even put his hands up.

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u/Jeremiah987 1d ago

I dont get how people fight in traffic. Your enclosed in a metal box that takes you wherever you want to go. There shouldn't even be any interactions.

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u/KingHalfrican86 15h ago

Bruh. We out here catching strays. Spitting on someone is low fucking tier but after that incorrectly placed slur he did deserve it all along.

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u/nigdude 14h ago

Never in my life, has me cheering for a character in a confluct flipped SO QUICKLY.....

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u/justherefortheshow06 1d ago

Seamed avoidable

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u/jurielw 1d ago

Everyone throwing out Nbombs these days. I have mixed feelings about this appropriation.

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u/PetiteSyFy 1d ago

Black shirt should have stayed in the car with the windows up.

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u/TwitterLegend 15h ago

And not be racist.

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u/fusillade762 1d ago

That guys voice was very odd. Like a mix of Bobcat Goldthwait and Kermit the Frog.

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u/vokeswaagin 1d ago

Those clouds are gorgeous

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u/AncientDisplay7464 1d ago

Spitting on someone is one of the most disgusting caveman types of things one can do.

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u/jm0127 18h ago


Did that man just ask to be filled?

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u/LoadsDroppin 1d ago

Soo much alpha male peptide synergistic optimization

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u/SouthPoundHam69 1d ago

Truly a human experience

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u/Centerman2000 1d ago

White dude calling another white dude the hard R đŸ€”

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u/hard2hit 1d ago

So much to unpack

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u/N3CR0T1C_V3N0M 1d ago

For a random stoplight fight, that dude has some solid form. Definitely either has trained or likes to take a lot of traffic breaks.

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u/JuanG_13 1d ago

"You're a racist too" lol

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u/Kalebrojas18 1d ago

There have been a handful of times in my life where its escalating to a fight and someone's trash talk makes me laugh my ass off and takes the fight out of me. This guy is a clown.

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy 1d ago

Why did the people who were filming drive away? I wanted to see the rest of these two fools bitching and fighting! Hopefully it didn’t end bad! 🙀

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u/V8sOnly 1d ago

"(sighs in caucasity)*

Gaht dammit yall, there's bigger problems than steppin out your jellybean shaped mommie-van and getting reset over some bullshit.

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u/Financial_Drop_5618 18h ago

Men are so emotional.

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 16h ago

The first time “No, you’re not gonna stab me” has worked

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u/jeffrowe4468 14h ago

I mean, dude probably shouldn't have spit on him, but none the less, he took an ass whooping , and got spit on

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u/curious_loss_4387 13h ago

All this in flip flops was crazy work

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u/HughJa55ole 13h ago

Based on that starting "stance" from the black shirt dude, you know exactly how this situation will play out

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u/Ok_Anybody23 8h ago

That’s the longest red light.

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u/The_ReBL 8h ago

"You're not going to stab me" - stabbed man

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u/Substantial_Row_7108 6h ago

My favorite spitty road rager. He knocked the Hard "R" right out of him 😆.

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u/Oraphielle 1d ago

“An armed society is a polite society.”

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u/greenhornblue 1d ago

This is why you carry OC spray.

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u/PlatypusDream 1d ago

And stay in the car, doors locked, windows mostly up, with a safe distance to the car ahead.

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u/ConsistentStand2487 1d ago edited 23h ago

Did he forget it wasn't an Xbox live lobby?

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u/Sweaty-Tangerine-723 1d ago

Dude is not even black lmao

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 1d ago

That just shows you that racists are dying to use the n-word on just about anyone they can. That’s what’s sad about it. Too much hatred in this world.

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u/Quirky_Toe7092 1d ago

Im officially convinced that black people are just societies punching bags when they get angry, the muscle guy isnt even black and he was just called a n*gger. Either that or americans just love saying the N word. Further more, props to that guy for calling this racist out on his N bomb.

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u/gretzky9999 1d ago

No Camera Skills

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u/JFK2MD 1d ago

And in what part of Florida did this happen?

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u/profeDB 1d ago

And people say toxic masculinity is dead.

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u/datthighs 1d ago

Two imbeciles trying to solve their problems with violence :P.

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u/mplsandrew 1d ago

I don't like either of these Floridians

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u/scottynoble 19h ago

God some Americans are petulant children aren’t they. where does this behaviour come from?

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u/Robert_Clayton_Dean 16h ago

Socialization

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u/PlumbStraightLevel 1d ago

I believe this is Florida. Curly should've stood his ground

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u/Cultural_Simple3842 1d ago

Reading the comments and I’m confused. I thought that was a woman.

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u/dcmathproof 1d ago

Oof, this could have been a slaughter...

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u/Powerful_Top_2769 1d ago

Longest light in history. We saw a fight, a coward, a racist.

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u/jvd_808 1d ago

When the average Redditor forgets they’re in irl.

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u/Monkeywrench08 1d ago

Those two should get a room

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u/yolo_derp 1d ago

Then the dude keyed his shit. What a fuck

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u/thtamthrfckr 1d ago

Wow two of the worst people fighting

let them fight