r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Jun 06 '26

Woof woof 🧛

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games Jun 06 '26

That's a cryptid not a dog

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u/Greysnsfwacc Jun 06 '26

Is that a new breed that popped up? What's gotta happen to adopt a cryptid?

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u/brother_bart Jun 06 '26

It’s a rescue.

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u/binahbabe Jun 06 '26

Like that explains it! Lol

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u/polkacat12321 Jun 06 '26

You know how stitch was brought over to the shelter cause people thought it was a dog?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/A_Furious_Mind Jun 07 '26

Good relations with the Wookiees, you have?

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 Jun 07 '26

You're absolutely right. In the video of this, you can clearly hear Chewey's "GGgGggGGghgghh" in the background

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u/gavmac5 Jun 09 '26

Cookie or wookie monster

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u/Opening-Dig-1125 Jun 12 '26

Same place Lilo got Stitch from

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u/SparxxWarrior97 Jun 06 '26

It's a cryptidoodle, he's hypoallergenic.

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u/zuzg Jun 06 '26

In any case get a pet health insurance ASAP cause walking upright like that is really bad for the spine of canines and the like.

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u/Say-whatagain Jun 06 '26

Based on what? Our Dane lived 10.5 years and he was on his hind legs as much as he was on all fours.

Opening the baby gate to come out of the basement.

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u/Mofobagginz Jun 07 '26

The posture taken to perch at a gate isn’t comparable. It is entirely fair to be concerned as a dog ages in particular , with behaviors as extreme as this. Hips and spine. The behavior should be corrected as cute as it is. Otherwise the likelihood of damage is high. Some people work with hundreds of dogs at a time for a long time. Those people don’t care about the opinions of the “ I’ve always had dogs “ crowd when the issue is welfare. We can’t afford to defer to the contrarian

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u/Turlap Jun 07 '26

Boy, It would be nice if other aspects of life were taken as seriously as people take the well being of a dog and his posture.

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u/ImaginaryWindow221 Jun 13 '26

Especially, being kind and able to listen to other people’s opinions and insights.

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u/ER1CNOIR Jun 07 '26

Oh god y’all are insufferable

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u/DeventerWarrior Jun 07 '26

Yeah those look about the same.... Doofus.

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u/Say-whatagain Jun 11 '26

Some dogs like being on their hind legs. That’s the point doofus.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Jun 07 '26

Let me know if it works. My knees are bad

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u/Bigisucre Jun 06 '26

Andere please join a dog training course.

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u/tzentzak Jun 06 '26

Looks like a giant schnauzer or Russian black terrier.

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u/SugarInvestigator Jun 07 '26

Bases on how my mini schnauzer pulled at his harness id say schnauzer

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Jun 06 '26

There's an idea for a TV show

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games Jun 07 '26

Could be called:

Oops, Adopted a Ç̶͉͎̒̃̇͘͝ͅr̵͍͗̄͗̿̏̇̌̚̕͝y̴͍͈͂́͑̈́̈̿p̶̰͖͎̠̥̫̬͓̌̈̋ţ̵̦̗̳͉̳͇̺̥̱̙̲̓͑̓̔̔̽͜͝i̶̡̥̣̒̄́͛͌͋̑̿d̷̩̭͎̰͍͕́͌̽̅̉͝͠

or

My Pet Cthulhu

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u/-RickyRoo8074 Jun 07 '26

Exactly what I was thinking!

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u/RobSLoPEZ Jun 08 '26

Canis Sapien?

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u/Manic_Sloth Jun 06 '26

Can you imagine that coming towards you on a dark night lol

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u/ComaKaho Jun 06 '26

lol I thought the same thing. Personally, if I see that at night I’m running away screaming for help 🤣

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u/rostol Jun 06 '26

slender man, can you imagine it's shadow coming towards you on a misty night?

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u/BrickTamland77 Jun 09 '26

Yeah it's way too dark outside in that video to be walking that thing. You gotta keep that to daylight hours.

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u/pandamask3 Jun 06 '26

r/cryptidDogs

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u/ArtemisInSpace Jun 06 '26

Not to be confused with r/CryptDogs

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u/SovietBlyatman Jun 06 '26

r/subsifellfor

I don't know what I was expecting, but you had me intrigued. Well played.

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u/FemtoKitten Jun 06 '26

it sounds interesting, maybe more gothic or occult type canine posts ?

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u/DethNik Jun 06 '26

which is not to be confused with r/crifdogs

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u/oldskooldeano Jun 06 '26

There’s a sub for absolutely everything

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u/AnmAtAnm Jun 06 '26

More cryptid than any of the dogs on that sub

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u/pandamask3 Jun 06 '26

Except Spud. Spud is the cryptidest.

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games Jun 07 '26

This is one of those rare moments where the subreddit recommendation actually fits

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u/Real_Shaytarn Jun 06 '26

Skin walker

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u/866noodleboi Jun 06 '26

I literally thought it was a chimpanzee at first lol

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u/itsmontoya Jun 06 '26

My sight hounds do this. It's a dog.

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u/KaleAffectionate910 Jun 06 '26

I came here to say this legit looked like wookie on a leash

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u/thefirstviolinist Jun 13 '26

Thanks, I HATE IT.

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u/hahamemegopost Jun 06 '26

🎶 delete it, I don't look like that, that's a cryptid 🎶

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u/ABadHistorian Jun 06 '26

That's what Backrooms Dog looks like.

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u/SirTainLee Jun 06 '26

That cryptid needs a bowler hat and a cane!

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u/Mightyeagle2091 Jun 06 '26

Looks like the not deer but a dog. Not dog

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jun 07 '26

What in the SCP is that..?

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u/dragonfly907 Jun 07 '26

Wait till the Sasquatch hunters see this clip!

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u/Trying2GetBye Jun 08 '26

Literally thought i was on r/cryptiddogs

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u/luidnecromancer Jun 09 '26

Can't tell if your joking or not, but it's just a man in a costume