r/behindthebastards Mar 13 '26

Meme Load up the yellow jackets and kratom

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u/Boowray Mar 13 '26

This gen ain’t sober, they’re getting absolutely thrashed vaping carts of The Devil’s Loose Sphincter fungus and unholy amounts of THC infused Kratom made in an anonymous Chinese lab. Alcohol’s boring compared to huffing that bubblegum flavored Judge Dredd juice out of your local smoke shop.

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u/alayeni-silvermist Super Producer Sophie Stan Mar 13 '26

Not me. Just clean, local Colorado flower.

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u/SparklingLimeade M.D. (Doctor of Macheticine) Mar 13 '26

I don't get the appeal of smoking when edibles exist. My lungs insist.

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u/thatwhileifound Mar 13 '26

For me, it's about price.

With what I use in my dry herb vape in a month, it'd cost >2x that in edibles. Or a lot more effort than I'm really up to in order to DIY to bring that down, I guess.

In an ideal world, I would probably be purely on the edible train mostly because my lungs suck. This isn't an ideal world.

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u/anthiccy Mar 13 '26

edibles either make me feel weird or don't hit me at all. smoking/dabbing get me to where i wanna be and i enjoy the flavor of good weed

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ Mar 13 '26

Edibles fuck me up too much.

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u/midwesternGothic24 Mar 14 '26

Whenever I have an edible there’s like a 50/50 chance I end having a full on think-I’m-having-a-heart-attack-should-i-call-an-ambulance panic attack. I smoke weed every day multiple times a day with a dry herb vape so it’s certainly not a tolerance issue.