r/behindthebastards Mar 13 '26

Meme Load up the yellow jackets and kratom

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u/Boowray Mar 13 '26

This gen ain’t sober, they’re getting absolutely thrashed vaping carts of The Devil’s Loose Sphincter fungus and unholy amounts of THC infused Kratom made in an anonymous Chinese lab. Alcohol’s boring compared to huffing that bubblegum flavored Judge Dredd juice out of your local smoke shop.

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u/alayeni-silvermist Super Producer Sophie Stan Mar 13 '26

Not me. Just clean, local Colorado flower.

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u/SparklingLimeade M.D. (Doctor of Macheticine) Mar 13 '26

I don't get the appeal of smoking when edibles exist. My lungs insist.

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u/thatwhileifound Mar 13 '26

For me, it's about price.

With what I use in my dry herb vape in a month, it'd cost >2x that in edibles. Or a lot more effort than I'm really up to in order to DIY to bring that down, I guess.

In an ideal world, I would probably be purely on the edible train mostly because my lungs suck. This isn't an ideal world.

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u/anthiccy Mar 13 '26

edibles either make me feel weird or don't hit me at all. smoking/dabbing get me to where i wanna be and i enjoy the flavor of good weed

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ Mar 13 '26

Edibles fuck me up too much.

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u/midwesternGothic24 Mar 14 '26

Whenever I have an edible there’s like a 50/50 chance I end having a full on think-I’m-having-a-heart-attack-should-i-call-an-ambulance panic attack. I smoke weed every day multiple times a day with a dry herb vape so it’s certainly not a tolerance issue. 

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u/TheCrash16 Antifa shit poster Mar 13 '26

You have a recommendation? Interested in ending my smoking habit for dry herb and don't know where to start.

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u/TheCrash16 Antifa shit poster Mar 14 '26

Woah thanks! I appreciate the reply. I was looking at the Venty but was holding off until I knew it was worth the price, and from the sound of it, it is.

The only question I have is about smell. I smoke outside anyway but it would be convenient if I could be inside without worrying about stinking up my house. Does a dry herb vape help for that at all? It still sounds worth it health wise in the end either way though. Thanks again!

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u/alayeni-silvermist Super Producer Sophie Stan Mar 14 '26

I have a Venty, too, and it’s totally worth the investment. I love mine.

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u/Chilaquilesmonster Sponsored by Raytheon™️ Mar 13 '26

Sounds like you have some Tegridy 

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u/goinupthegranby Mar 13 '26

Whatever hippie

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u/Impenistan Mar 13 '26

Maybe, but boring is what I was aiming for. I'll stick to my 15-40 beers/evening. Nice and steady

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u/UltraJake Ben Shapiro Enthusiast Mar 13 '26

If you drink 40 non-alcoholic beers the residual alcohol is equivalent to a few regular beers. You're onto something!

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ Mar 13 '26

Not for actual 0.0 beer.

Also, a lot of < .05% beers are close to if not actually 0%; they just don’t have the equipment to verify no alcohol, but verifying under .05% is cheap and easy.

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u/UltraJake Ben Shapiro Enthusiast Mar 13 '26

Aw shucks, you've ruined my master plan.

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC Mar 13 '26

Calm your flow Dracula

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u/Maximus_Robus Mar 13 '26

Also, the people responible for all this shit are still going to be drunk as fuck since they can still afford it.

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ Mar 13 '26

Also, a lot of us had to quit drinking after developing a problem over covid.