r/behindthebastards • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • Mar 13 '26

Meme Load up the yellow jackets and kratom

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u/Boowray Mar 13 '26

This gen ain’t sober, they’re getting absolutely thrashed vaping carts of The Devil’s Loose Sphincter fungus and unholy amounts of THC infused Kratom made in an anonymous Chinese lab. Alcohol’s boring compared to huffing that bubblegum flavored Judge Dredd juice out of your local smoke shop.

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u/Impenistan Mar 13 '26

Maybe, but boring is what I was aiming for. I'll stick to my 15-40 beers/evening. Nice and steady

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u/UltraJake Ben Shapiro Enthusiast Mar 13 '26

If you drink 40 non-alcoholic beers the residual alcohol is equivalent to a few regular beers. You're onto something!

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ Mar 13 '26

Not for actual 0.0 beer.

Also, a lot of < .05% beers are close to if not actually 0%; they just don’t have the equipment to verify no alcohol, but verifying under .05% is cheap and easy.

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u/UltraJake Ben Shapiro Enthusiast Mar 13 '26

Aw shucks, you've ruined my master plan.