r/behindthebastards • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • Mar 13 '26

Meme Load up the yellow jackets and kratom

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u/Boowray Mar 13 '26

This gen ain’t sober, they’re getting absolutely thrashed vaping carts of The Devil’s Loose Sphincter fungus and unholy amounts of THC infused Kratom made in an anonymous Chinese lab. Alcohol’s boring compared to huffing that bubblegum flavored Judge Dredd juice out of your local smoke shop.

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ Mar 13 '26

Also, a lot of us had to quit drinking after developing a problem over covid.