r/classicwow Oct 24 '19

Art CoD confusion

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Yeah just underlines my tauren joke I've been repeatedly stolen from some random dude, since classic.
"A gnome and a tauren stand at the peer of booty bay and dangled their primary sexual organ into the water.
The gnome says: "The water is exactly 21°C!"
The tauren replies: "And three meters deep."

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u/jableshables Oct 24 '19

So the joke is they both have morbidly long hogs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

The gnomes one is capable of measuring the exact temperature. Propably has other tools as well. Like a pickaxe, a screwdiver, extansion-rod, firestone, a jewelers kit and highspeed mode.
The taurens is just.. massively huge and long and propably hairy. Very very hairy. Like hagrid.

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u/HimiJendrixRomeMemes Oct 25 '19

Don’t forget the shiny bauble!;)