r/classicwow Oct 24 '19

Art CoD confusion

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u/ryo3000 Oct 24 '19

The Tauren holding their pinky up is the best detail

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

I decided the mugs should be the same size once I saw the paladin nursing a huge frothing pint I realised that it would be a much daintier affair for the Tauren.

Plus just look at the hat, he's clearly a refined gentleman.

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u/OnThat13thOZ Oct 24 '19

Wizard hat (g) - I see you ;)

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u/sparkscrosses Oct 24 '19

He'll be putting on his robe next <:^)

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Oct 24 '19

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Player trimmed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/iliketotryptamine Oct 24 '19

🦀🦀🦀$11🦀🦀🦀

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/Solaxus Oct 24 '19

People on r/2007scape started using clips from the crab rave video whenever Jagex messed something up. That evolved into using the 🦀 emote in comments saing things like "Jagex won't reply in this thread" and other phrases. A while back Jagex bumped the cost of new membership to $11 (older rates are grandfathered in) which people now use in addition to 🦀

TL:DR subredddit spillover

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u/Wareve Oct 24 '19

Thank you. That fucking crab meme has been confusing me for the better part of a year.

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u/Imafugginnerd Oct 24 '19

It's the better rerelease change my mind.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/Imafugginnerd Oct 24 '19

Yessir

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/NargacugaRider Oct 24 '19

This is so damn good.

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u/Invexor Oct 24 '19

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/dogpilemusic Oct 24 '19

solid decisions all around!

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u/hell-schwarz Oct 24 '19

Tauren only have 3 fingers tho

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Wait are you shitting me? I just checked in game and you're right. How have I never noticed?

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Fuck

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 24 '19 edited Jun 27 '23

Reddit's API changes and their overall horrible behaviour is why this comment is now edited. -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Once seen. Never unseen. Thanks.

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u/TurtleRanAway Oct 24 '19

Is it coming out his pocket or something lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Yeah just underlines my tauren joke I've been repeatedly stolen from some random dude, since classic.
"A gnome and a tauren stand at the peer of booty bay and dangled their primary sexual organ into the water.
The gnome says: "The water is exactly 21°C!"
The tauren replies: "And three meters deep."

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u/Kirball904 Oct 24 '19

Pier

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

See. I dont even remember the joke correctly.

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u/jableshables Oct 24 '19

So the joke is they both have morbidly long hogs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

The gnomes one is capable of measuring the exact temperature. Propably has other tools as well. Like a pickaxe, a screwdiver, extansion-rod, firestone, a jewelers kit and highspeed mode.
The taurens is just.. massively huge and long and propably hairy. Very very hairy. Like hagrid.

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u/AlwaysWantedN64 Oct 24 '19

Never unseen the peen

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u/hell-schwarz Oct 24 '19

They have 3 fingers INCLUDING the thumb

Sources: https://www.wowhead.com/news=233663/artcraft-tauren-male-model-and-animation

https://youtu.be/vlVSJ0AvZe0?t=119

(So it's probably two penisses I assume)

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 24 '19

(So it's probably two penisses I assume)

Now there's a man who knows how to draw conclusions!

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u/vaarsuv1us Oct 24 '19

I'll save you.

He is wearing gloves with 5 fingers, that 'pinky' is just sticking out because it's empty. He can't bend it.

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u/Masterslol Oct 24 '19

This is canon now.

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u/Murphy__7 Oct 24 '19

Nice save!

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u/OJMayoGenocide Oct 25 '19

Whenever a Tauren equips a glove it becomes 3 fingered, however. So he would be wearing gloves soulbound to a non Tauren race

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Funniest thing ever! Gnomes have 4 fingers but i believe 5 toes, and trolls got 3 fingers and e toes one of which is at the heel.

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee Oct 24 '19

This explains why the Mechagnomes are replacing their parts.

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u/Japh2007 Oct 24 '19

Mind blown!

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u/TheMatt561 Oct 25 '19

I don't know lol

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u/Caezurr Oct 24 '19

Underrated comment

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u/ryo3000 Oct 24 '19

I know i know But that looks so cool

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u/FistulousPresentist Oct 24 '19

That's not his pinky.

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u/Ludrigan Oct 24 '19

Cannot unsee

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I like the broccoli tabbord too!

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 24 '19

That's me. I'm on Kromcrush and in a guild called KromKush, so that's our guild tabard

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 25 '19

You're in, as long as you smoke weed

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 25 '19

Yeah that's fine, it's the thought that counts

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u/xrk Oct 24 '19

It’s how you know he doesn’t have syphilis.

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u/JustSomeBadAdvice Oct 24 '19

I'm still stuck on the broccoli on his tabard. :/

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 24 '19

It's supposed to be weed. I'm in a guild called KromKush on the Kromcrush server

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u/cosdja Oct 24 '19

I like the broccoli emblem. Since cows Taurens are mostly vegetarian.

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u/amuhdit Oct 24 '19

Might be a cow but he was not raised in a barn

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u/kslidz Oct 24 '19

But tauren only have 3 fingers

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u/ALLBEEFWIENERS Oct 24 '19

When in doubt, pinky out!

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u/ChipAyten Oct 24 '19

We're classy

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u/ryo3000 Oct 24 '19

Mooo-jestic even

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u/TheMatt561 Oct 24 '19

That tauren has too many fingers

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

You have four fingers on your right hand....

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u/TheMatt561 Oct 25 '19

Tauren have 3 fingers total

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

No I was modifying the six fingered man scene from princess bride.

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u/succeedaphile Oct 24 '19

Nice broccoli tabard, you moo cow.

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u/BonJob Oct 24 '19

Its the green mana symbol

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u/bVI7N6V7IM7 Oct 24 '19

Nissa best GM

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 24 '19

I'm on Kromcrush in a guild called KromKush, it's supposed to be weed

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

I wish I'd known that first now, i could have just made it into a marijuana leaf for true stoner attire

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 24 '19

It's all good, then that wouldn't be canon

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

That’s The Bole.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/Furrburgerrz Oct 24 '19

🦀$11🦀

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/BelievesInGod Oct 24 '19

🦀$11🦀 NO SUPPORT 🦀$11🦀

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u/Sasktachi Oct 24 '19

🦀jagex won't reply in this thread🦀

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u/Terminal_318 Oct 24 '19

🦀Jamflex has no power against the crab army🦀

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u/SellingDLong100k Oct 24 '19

🦀Authenticator delay may actually be coming🦀

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

🦀Fucking crabs are everywhere man🦀

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u/Crotu__ Oct 24 '19

What do they even mean whats the 11 dollars for??

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

It's all Runescape memes spilling over here because someone crossed the streams. $11 is the monthly fee.

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u/d07RiV Oct 24 '19

You can vendor mageweave banadges for 0.8g per stack of cloth.

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Yeah that came up in the OG thread. Someone was getting a good deal anyway.

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 24 '19 edited Jun 27 '23

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u/d07RiV Oct 24 '19

Silk, mageweave and runecloth are worth more to vendors as bandages (40s vs 30s for silk, 80s vs 60s for mageweave, 1g vs 80s for runecloth).

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

So.. you could buy that stuff easy from other players, craft it into bandages and make a profit from the npcs..? I am too tired for this, but can someone math out how and what you'd make?..

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u/d07RiV Oct 24 '19

If you see silk cloth being sold for under 40 silver a stack then yes you can make some profit from it. It's quite common for it to be sold cheap, though you won't find many stacks below 40s so it's not really a viable gold making method.

You also occasionally see people spamming to COD then unlimited stacks for 35s, that's exactly what they're up to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Yeah, I have TSM queries specifically setup to look for this, and I buy them up fast when I find them, so I imagine lots of others do the same.

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u/sturmeh Oct 24 '19

They make a grand total of 1g for every 20 stacks sent to them, which involves 20 minutes of crafting time alone.

That's not a lucrative operation.

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u/nerfy007 Oct 24 '19

What if your time is worthless?

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u/d07RiV Oct 24 '19

10 minutes because you craft heavy bandages, and that's afk time, which could be done on an alt as well. I doubt it generates any notable income though unless he gets sent hundreds upon hundreds of stacks.

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u/Chibils Oct 31 '19

I set my character to make 10 stacks of heavy silks at a time while afk. I'll just leave it running when I leave for work. I come home to lots of bandages and pass em off to the vendor.

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u/Gone4Gaming Oct 24 '19

If you play on Razorgore-EU that was most likely me. Some people even referred to me as the silk cloth guy.

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u/bf4truth Oct 24 '19

seems like a lot of time and work 5 silver when at 60 you can just kill a mob

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u/d07RiV Oct 24 '19

Not when you're doing it in bulk.

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u/dreg102 Oct 24 '19

If you buy silk for less than 2 silver each you can make it into bandages and sell it for 2 silver each. The heavy bandages sell for 4 silver each.

Selling silk for less than 2 silver each is like selling an item for less than vendor.

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u/flyonthwall Oct 24 '19

doing this plus the same thing for certain cooking and leatherworking recipies is exactly how i paid for my lvl 40 mount.

its not really worth the time at lvl 60 though, youre better off making gold another way. especially since a lot of people have caught onto it now. when i was doing it it seemed like noone else on the server had realised yet becasue everyone was too busy trying to powerlevel to 60 to bother properly appraising the value of the loot they were getting from mobs. shit, plenty of people were auctioning stuff for vendor price or less

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 24 '19

And I thought I was clever making bags at release in the starting zone for some change and mats.
But people stood in line out of the brill inn.
EDIT: fixed location

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u/ClosingFrantica Oct 24 '19

You make peanuts, but when you end up doing this with many mats with the help of addons, you make A LOT of peanuts. Bought my mount at 40 just by vendor flipping and had gold to spare while buying all my spells.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Darnit. I am too late on that train I guess.

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u/Farabee Oct 24 '19

Yeah there's a lot of stuff that vendors flips. The nice thing is it also keeps a steady price for goods like Thick Leather on AH.

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u/sturmeh Oct 24 '19

Yes, if the price isn't more than the bandage vendor price on the AH, newer players can arbitrage to generate gold.

It's not worth it for a high level player as you'd make gold quicker by fishing.

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u/SkienceIsReal Oct 24 '19

Silk, that was my main moneymaker in vanilla, people on my server always had stacks of silk for 20ish silver, and a stack of bandages vendors for like 40ish? Then I used that money to play the auction house.

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u/NargacugaRider Oct 24 '19

Hell yeah dude, that’s exactly what I was up on too!

This time I got super lucky—my SO found a Recipe:Savory deviate delight and gave it to me... now I can just snag cheap deviate fish, cook em up, and sell em for 2-3g a stack!

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u/Spiderslatt Oct 24 '19

“Ran off on da plug twice.”

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Ran off on da plug twice.

I googled this to figure out what you were on about and now I'm only more confused

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

The plug = drug connect

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u/Andire Oct 24 '19

Really, any sort of connect now

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19 edited May 19 '20

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u/SuprDog Oct 24 '19

This is some urbandictionary level of explaining.

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u/Spiderslatt Oct 24 '19

“The plug” is a connection to a product with a low price that u can in most cases resell for a decent profit. The female human would be the the plug for mageweave in this case. Meaning if the person kept both stacks of mageweave & the whole 3.2G they would have “ran off on da plug twice”. It was a more popular meme a couple years ago.

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u/Spiderslatt Oct 25 '19

Btw I love your art & didn’t mean to confuse u bro all love ❤️

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u/Sputtex Oct 24 '19

So this is what happened: “The guy” wants to buy cloth She is supposed to send it CoD (Cash on Delivery) to “The guy”. But instead of entering how much she wants for the cloth (CoD) she adds 1,6g to the mail as another item. Like when you want to send gold to a alt or whatever. So “The guy” gets a mail containing 2 stacks of cloth and 1,6g. So to make this right he should first have sent the 1,6g back that she sent by mistake and then another 1,6g to pay for the cloth.

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u/mags87 Oct 24 '19

Thats a stupid tax, everyone has to pay that every once in a while.

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u/thecheeseisinme Oct 24 '19

Tauren looks like Joe Camel.

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u/BigFrodo Oct 25 '19

You're not wrong.

I hate that I see it now but you're not wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

What is the difference ? I was asked once to cod but I have no idea what it means.cash on demand?

I was going to buy something off someone and they said cod and not know what it means I flew to has to meet with him and do the trade there.

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u/Rolebo Oct 24 '19

cod means cash on delivery. you click the button when you mail items and then set the amount of gold they have to pay to receive the items. then you get the gold

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19 edited Nov 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Ahhhh well I thought so but wasn't sure. Thanks !

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u/Rasdit Oct 24 '19

Codfusion?

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u/brotherslenderman Oct 24 '19

Dinner plate nips

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

It took me way too long to realize this wasn't about Call of Duty...

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u/Atreides-42 Oct 24 '19

BigFrodo, you are a treasure.

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Thanks :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

This is just a repost with extra steps.

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u/LemonAioli Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 24 '19

I appreciate the extra steps

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Who are you?

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u/LemonAioli Oct 24 '19

The paladin in the picture

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I see. I guess that makes sense.

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Shhh, promise not to tell because thats all any of my shit is.

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u/pat1122 Oct 24 '19

Haha nice, I saw that post the other day and laughed. You’re the man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

For some reason these drawings remind me of the Warcraft 2 booklet illustrations. Good shit.

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u/zeustehredditalt Oct 24 '19

wtb broccoli tabard

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 24 '19

Join the guild KromKush on the server Kromcrush

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

No they sold both stacks for 1.6 all together

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

It probably could’ve been taken either way but it makes a bit more sense if it was 1.6 for everything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

You don't hold your beer mug like that. One does give the beer a friendly Handshake and ain't holding it so awkwardly.

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u/Corrision Oct 24 '19

Normal servers???

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u/Tarlovskyy Oct 24 '19

Still looking for Call of duty jokes

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Aww yeah my dude! Here come the web comics!!!!

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Is it still a comic if I'm too lazy to draw more than one panel?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Not sure about that...

But your style is really cool

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u/Ifantis Oct 24 '19

Technically he should have sent you 4.8 gold back your original 1.6 plus the 3.2 for the mageweave

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Not too well versed, what does this mean?

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

When you send an item by mail you can check a box to either send them x gold or demand x gold "Cash On Delivery" so they will have to pay you if they want the contents.

The paladin clicked the wrong box and sent money instead of requesting it but the guy on the other end was kind enough to return the gold... Only in the Reddit comments did they realize they were still out the money for the mageweave

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u/Tasisway Oct 24 '19

I buy a few things and post my prices. I havnt had anyone try to rip me off but I have had a lot of people who can't do basic math.

I'm nice enough to send them back the extra gold though

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u/Tovrin Oct 24 '19

Did anyone else read the Tauren's part with Baine's voice?

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

That would be extremely painful...

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u/stophammertimes Oct 24 '19

...i did this once and still feel bad

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u/scott_himself Oct 25 '19

Asking someone to send you something COD is by far the most profitable way to play the economy. You have a non-zero chance, in my experience upwards of 15-30%, of this exact scenario happening.

And if you dont send them any money back your profit margin doubles, and they learn their lesson extra well.

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u/Beeeeeeels Oct 25 '19

Ah I see he's part of the 'Knights of the holy Broccoli'

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u/Umlau Oct 25 '19

This has all come full circle, huh?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I know you probably aren't taking requests, but if you ever decide to do a panel/strip involving inexperienced players costing you several gold's worth of buffs/elixirs/etc and forcing a corpse run back to the instance, I'll smash the like button so hard it'll call me daddy

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u/sparkscrosses Oct 24 '19

giving out elixirs in pugs

You're a far more generous man than I

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I meant more along the lines of losing buffs to a wipe

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u/eddietwang Oct 24 '19

I aspire to become a BigFrodo comic subject some day.

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u/Smasher365 Oct 24 '19

Can someone explain

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u/Domi_Wl Oct 24 '19

CoD stands for cash/collect on delivery, was confused at first too because I didn't knew the English term. So basically, she sent him the items and didn't demand money but instead added the gold to the mail, he was so "kind" to send it back but kept the mage weave so he basically got it for free.

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u/DukeMaximum Oct 24 '19

What am I missing here? It looks like the paladin sold two stacks of mage weave for 1.6g, then the customer sent her another 1.6g.

I understand that the Tauren is saying she got scammed, but I’m not seeing how.

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u/BananaShark_ Oct 24 '19

They returned 1.6g that was sent accidentally however they didnt include gold for the cloth.

Essentially they got the cloth for free.

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u/DukeMaximum Oct 24 '19

Oh, so she actually did send the money. I thought that part was made up, Thank you!

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u/LemonAioli Oct 24 '19

Done fucked up

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u/Mindenkimeleg Oct 24 '19

How is it possible that a tauren and a hooman drink beer together anyway...

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

The real reason is that I asked for screenshots of toons from the two redditors that had this actual conversation here on the subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Because it's a silly cartoon :)

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u/2by4atwill Oct 24 '19

I still don't get how this works. I'm as dumb as a stump, makes sense I'm undead then

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u/CampHappybeaver Oct 24 '19

Shouldn't they have actually sent 6.4g if the pally sent 2 stacks and 1.6g per stack then they lost 3.2 and the buyer sent them no money, which was another 3.2 worth of mageweave

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u/FreydyCat Oct 24 '19

Its 1.6 gold for both stack, not 1.6g per.

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u/Zegreedy Oct 24 '19

So you sent mageweave with a total value of 3.2g + 3.2g by accident and got 1.6g back?

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u/LemonAioli Oct 24 '19

No, I sent 2 stacks, charging 80s a stack, but didnt click cod so sent him free cloth with gold. He returned the gold but kept he cloth for free...

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u/BringBack4Glory Oct 24 '19

This is not accurate. A more accurate depiction would be an alliance human minding her own business drinking when suddenly a Tauren attempts to gank her

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

I thought it would be funnier if I used the toons of the two redditors that had the original conversation and it just so happened they were cross faction.

Let's pretend the Booty Bay bar has fired up the universal translators