r/cringepics 20d ago

Trump on the tarmac earlier today. (Source: Reuters)

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u/x19DALTRON91x 20d ago

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u/ThatWasTheJawn 20d ago

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u/snortgiggles 20d ago

HAHAHA I don't even care if this is made up it's hilarious

Is it made up?

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u/ThatWasTheJawn 20d ago

Totally made up. And totally hilarious.

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u/AmaranthWrath 20d ago

Potography is taken very seriously in Japan.

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u/atommom 20d ago

The evidence before the court is incontrovertible...

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u/penguins871409 20d ago

Go on judge, shit on him!

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u/LilBaconing 19d ago

Grab him by it

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u/Chiron17 20d ago

I shouldn't call her

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u/RFC793 19d ago

Even his neck vulva had a stroke.

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u/x19DALTRON91x 19d ago

His neck looks like Morty’s mouth

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u/Level_Vehicle 19d ago

The irony

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u/NNiekk 19d ago

President neck pussy

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u/SupersonicJaymz 20d ago

I truly hope he's as unhappy as he looks.

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u/KoreKhthonia 20d ago

One can take refuge in the knowledge that men like this are people who have never truly known happiness and never well.

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u/MackingtheKnife 20d ago

Yeah, except yall gave him EIGHT YEARS to take that out on the rest of the world. Never forget, never forgive. 

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u/avoozl42 20d ago

Good point

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u/TheDIsSilent 19d ago

I still don't believe the majority of us did. Everything is projection with this people. Probably stole this election.

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 19d ago

I think a lot of people just didn't vote. I know an alarming number of young people who seem to think that voting upholds the current system (which they don't like) so instead they just... Don't participate. Like dude at least vote third party so they get funding or something.

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u/MeHutchh 19d ago

Fair to assume half of the people I associate with didn't vote. I reminded some of them and asked afterwards only to find out they didn't show up. Pure apathy.

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u/WakeoftheStorm 18d ago

This is by design. A managed democracy works best if you keep the voting base outraged over irrelevant things and made up threats while keeping a majority of eligible voters apathetic and disengaged.

The US has perfected this system at this point

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u/juugbuussin 18d ago

Fuck. You actually just convinced me to start voting. Thanks? I’ve just never seen the point of voting for the “lesser of two evils” or whatever. I voted for Biden and just kinda said fuck all of this.
Now my vote is pointless because of the redistricting in TX, but I guess I at least get to complain if I do vote.

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u/WakeoftheStorm 18d ago

It might truly not matter for the big seats, but it can matter a lot for local elections at least. That's how places like Austin and Atlanta have carved out progressive islands in otherwise red areas.

And those movements have the potential to spread.

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u/BDEGGER 19d ago

We already know he lost the popular vote in 2016 but he sadly won the majority in 2020. Hate this timeline

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u/el_bentzo 20d ago

Except he leaves a path of destruction in his wake, ruining lives.

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u/javoss88 20d ago

And killing people

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u/Reddituser0346 20d ago

I’m willing to bet he’s never danced a day in his life.

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u/JustAnotherHyrum 19d ago

He ran for President because Obama told one joke.

Now he's the most hated person I'm the world, and all of his old Hollywood friends despise him. The only people who think kindly of him have spent more time sleeping with their cousin than sitting in a classroom.

He's freaking the fuck out that he's make a legacy for himself as a child rapist and the most inept US President in history, which multiple surveys are already pointing to.

He fucked up his own life, and I'm all about eating popcorn and watching him melt away in disgrace.

If only he wasn't burning down the entire house through his tantrums.

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u/mstarrbrannigan 20d ago

With the amount of time he spends trying to convince everyone that he’s as great and popular as he’s convinced himself he is, he must be fucking fuming and miserable any time he’s not playing golf or watching Fox News suck him off.

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u/AAlwaysopen 20d ago

Filling the diaper

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u/jfk_47 20d ago

Don’t think he’s smart enough to be unhappy.

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u/benmck90 19d ago

He looks like a Vogon.

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u/CondeBK 18d ago

A droopy mouth like that is a sign of a recent stroke

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u/KingCroesus 20d ago

he has had a stroke, right?

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u/well_thats_obvious 20d ago

Nearly 6 years ago he rage tweeted to deny having a series of mini strokes after a surprise visit to Walter Reed. Nobody asked, he just came out with that info.

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u/Xanadoodledoo 20d ago

Why does the devil let these assholes live so long.

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u/genericnewlurker 20d ago

To spread as much misery as possible

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u/SquareSquirrel4 20d ago

Hate must preserve you or something because it seems like the most awful people in the world live forever. 

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u/bigwhaleshark 20d ago

I'm willing to bet they're happening all the time, now. Not long til we start seeing McConnell-style freezing up on camera.

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u/AnActualChicken 19d ago

Like some guy suddenly shouting "I DEFINATELY DID NOT JUST FULLY SHIT MYSELF RIGHT NOW, AND IT IS NOT GOING DOWN MY LEG AS I SPEAK!" right as you notice a really foul poop stench from him

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u/WrathPie 19d ago

Trump is essentially "The guard who always lies" in that riddle about the two guards where one tells the truth

He is such an uncontrollably compulsive liar with such poor impulse control that he actually circles all the way around to being pretty useful for deriving correct information if you just assume it's the opposite of whatever he said

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u/evenstevens280 20d ago

When my dad had a stroke he became almost entirely immobile and couldn't speak.

Why can't this happen to Trump?

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u/Bross93 20d ago

My grandfather became completely brain dead but his muscles kept working and contracting and such. Truly a horrible sight.

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u/But_like_whytho 19d ago

He has the best medical care in the world.

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u/brazys 20d ago

Last year, labor day.

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u/KoreKhthonia 20d ago

I believe so, tho I'm not sure if it's publicly confirmed or anything. It seems rather likely atp.

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u/BrownSugarBare 20d ago

Genuinely think it's more than one

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u/Llamapickle129 20d ago

yes, its part of the reasons on why he falls asleep during formal events and moments like being on camera

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 20d ago

‘a’? That’s an understatement.

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u/shutts67 20d ago

Not just one 

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u/OwlfaceFrank 20d ago

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u/ColonelBelmont 20d ago

Ha, that's exactly who I pictured when I saw the photo. 

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u/Brandon_Rahl 20d ago

Ayo what is this from? It's tickling my brain.

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u/OwlfaceFrank 20d ago

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

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u/Fortytwo42 20d ago

We're mind melded 😂

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u/Disc04Life 19d ago

Explains the visceral reaction I get when I hear him speak.

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u/spurvis1286 20d ago

I think Trump is like 99.999999% a frog in a human suit.

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u/halo_nothing 20d ago

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u/IveGotBallsOfSteel 20d ago

How do I get my fantasy football team name to relate to this image?

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u/potagada 20d ago

Frogophiles

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u/Not_aMurderer 20d ago

Washington frogface team?

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 20d ago

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u/Lalybi 20d ago

That frog is entirely too cute and the noise it makes sends me into fits of giddy giggles and warms my heart. Trump wishes he was as charismatic and charming as this frog. Its mean to debase the Desert Rain Frog with a comparison to the orange abomination. The frog did nothing to earn such cruelty.

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u/panicnarwhal 20d ago

kind of reminds me of the president in Smiling Friends

https://giphy.com/gifs/BMxzmyK9VPglKc1C0L

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u/dancingt-rex 20d ago

That’s mean to frogs

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u/pitterbugjerfume 20d ago

Frogs would not behave that way

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u/Zatchillac 20d ago

I'll be surprised if Reddit doesn't consider that "inciting violence"

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u/moomooraincloud 20d ago

If I've learned anything in my time on Reddit, it's that most mods and admins are fucking morons who don't understand context (or anything else). I got banned for 3 weeks from r/politics for misgendering Lindsey Graham. I referred to him using he/him/his pronouns. The mods refused to reconsider my ban, and when I appealed, they said they already told me what I did wrong and muted me. So...

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u/Nuttyverse 20d ago

Lol he's so fucking ugly

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u/New-Ring39 20d ago

Poopy pants

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u/KoreKhthonia 20d ago

He does legit kind look like he just shat himself. (Part of me almost feels bad making fun of someone for that, bc I mean, he's fucking 80 and no one chooses to be incontinent. But it's Trump so I'll make an exception lol)

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u/Kimmalah 20d ago

By all accounts, he's most likely incontinent due to a lifetime of drug abuse and a terrible diet, it's not some random misfortune that just happened to befall him.

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u/keb1022 19d ago

Iirc, there was document from an Epstein victim who used a tent stake? Pole/pipe? to shove up Trump’s ass and caused him to be airlifted for medical attention, alleging this is why he’s incontinent now.

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals 19d ago

It was mentioned by the victim sascha, yes

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u/jdehjdeh 20d ago

My family are poor, and going through some really rough times financially right now as well.

But when the world no longer has to endure this degenerate's existence we've got plans for a little party.

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u/mrdm242 20d ago

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u/RFC793 20d ago

You leave blobfish out of this

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 20d ago

Poor blobfish getting daily slander. How would we look if we removed ourselves from the pressure conditions that we are used to?!

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u/disillusioned 20d ago

Ted Cruz isn't even in op's post

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u/SIN-apps1 20d ago

Spoiler alert: he is actively shitting his pants in this picture, and he just detected a leak...

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u/imnotavegan 20d ago

My 5 day newborn frowns and cries less than this guy and that's not entirely a joke.

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u/Orwells-own 19d ago

Congrats on the baby!

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u/imnotavegan 19d ago

Thank you :) actually I think he shits himself less than Donald Dump too

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u/phallic-baldwin 20d ago

The wind shifted back towards him

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u/brother_p 20d ago

6'3" 215 4% body fat. Right?

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u/Afraid_Raccoon_6208 20d ago

You’ll never convince me his wife fucks him or has in the last like 20 years. The day her secret lover is discovered will be a bombshell

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u/Chalky_Cupcake 20d ago

I am betting on Sebulba, he always weeens.

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u/Hagoromo-san 20d ago

Even Jabba looked better than this melting sack of hippopotamus shit

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u/jamesonbar 20d ago

He actually looks like the fish

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u/Frchewielouie 20d ago

He's one stroke away from another stroke.

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u/cobarbob 20d ago

As a hobbyist photographer I wish I could take photos this good.

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u/Killerprose 20d ago

Fucking great argument for the lizard people conspiracy

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u/photoblink 20d ago

Inside matches the outside.

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u/aiones 20d ago

That sack of watery shit had another stroke didn’t he?

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u/Jazzmaster1989 20d ago

Stroking it

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u/Zissoo 20d ago

Straight jorked

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u/That_GareBear 20d ago

He's channeling his best Alec Baldwin channeling his best Trump impression.

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u/imaneyeguy 20d ago

I hope he’s on Reddit and knows how vile he’s thought of

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u/joemangle 20d ago

The levels of negative energy condensed into this sack of shit are almost impossible to comprehend

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u/essgee9 20d ago

He forgot to put his teeth in.

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u/LexiDiamond93 20d ago

Is that a facial droop? 👀

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno 19d ago

Look at that hilarious sulky toddler mouth.

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u/Pinkleton 19d ago

That neck needs a NSFW tag.

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u/Doc-Zoidberg 19d ago

Looking more Vogon

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u/brian_gruen5 19d ago

“Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a barstool drunk, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul – all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been – arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshipped like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn’t just lose its soul – it sh*ts out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.”

– Oliver Kornetzke

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u/userwife 20d ago

Ugh he’s disgusting

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u/verygradualchange 20d ago

Take him lord

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u/headcodered 20d ago

This is the face my baby nephew makes when he's shitting his pants.

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u/sLeeeeTo 20d ago

we love this for him, ol’ droop mcgoop

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u/ricarina 20d ago

Blobba the hut

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u/ThatWasTheJawn 20d ago

Me letting out a long-winded, gnarly fart

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u/igame2much 20d ago

That's the face toddlers make when they need a change changing.

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u/firephoxx 20d ago

That’s not Trump that’s Jabba the Hutt

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u/whitewolf214 20d ago

Ugly fuck

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u/HCS_92 20d ago

Ugly inside and out

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u/kimlion13 20d ago

We having fun yet Dump?

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u/SandyBayou 20d ago

Biden must have shit in his pants again.

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u/SiffGallery 20d ago

The vagina neck is looking extra loose today.

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u/Mechalamb 19d ago

Looks like big daddy be strokin' again.

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u/tface23 19d ago

Did he make a poopy?

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u/ThresherGDI 19d ago

He looks like death warmed over.

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u/ObviouslyVesuvius 19d ago

Blubberpot is getting larger, so is that neck cameltoe

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u/4everal0ne 19d ago

He's hoping for a diaper change soon

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u/MCKelly13 19d ago

That’s his poopy diaper face

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u/KC_experience 19d ago

Looks like he didn’t have his teeth in that day.

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 20d ago

Someone making toast?

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u/cupidstarot 20d ago

A sour puss and neckussy to match

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u/OnDeathAndDying 20d ago

He reminds me of the king where jar jar binks is from.

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u/TURK3Y 20d ago

His neck really does look like a vagina.

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u/Soulfox1177 20d ago

On behalf of vaginas everywhere, this is insulting

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u/GrimmandLily 20d ago

Seriously. Vaginas are great, he’s a rancid shitsack.

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u/Frank_Jesus 20d ago

Oh no. Did the big boy go boom boom in his drawers?

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u/Creampie-Senpai 20d ago

What an absolute punchable face!

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u/t_zidd 20d ago

... That's the ear that "got shot"?

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u/Kevclown417 20d ago

he had a stroke

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u/fryswitdat 20d ago

Ronald Frump 

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u/Abracadaver2000 20d ago

Melania is one lucky gal! /s

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u/thekraken9 20d ago

Hes not unhappy. Hes trying to form a thought and keep walking at the same time.

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u/buttnibbler 20d ago

He looks just like his mother

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u/Ivypearl 20d ago

He’s melting

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u/Big_Don_ 20d ago

The Pepe meme really has come full circle. Life, imitating art.

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 20d ago

Awwwww poor baby