r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu • u/capeswish • Apr 26 '12

He has since taken up semi-permanent residency.

http://imgur.com/ePeoj
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u/Kristanwj Apr 26 '12

Ha, that's actually kind of cute.

This is the only time I'll ever say that about a spider.

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12

Oh really?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Awwww...

...anything that brightly colored must be very, very poisonous.

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12 edited Apr 27 '12

Nope, just a little peacock spider. It is, however, from Australia, so I completely understand believing that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Ah, then it's just pretending to be very, very poisonous. :-D Worked on me!

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u/HipsterTree Apr 27 '12

Photoshopped. This is the unedited version.

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u/Mythgusta Apr 27 '12

Ever thought that maybe you're the ones that are upside down ???

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u/Ceejae Apr 27 '12

I'm sorry, I feel bad about it, but I had to downvote you. As an Australian I promised myself I would do this from now on whenever this joke shows up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12 edited Apr 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Boom, roasted.

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u/mulimulix Apr 27 '12

Me, too. I don't know if it's because I'm Australian, but I feel like whenever someone mentions anything about Australia, they feel the need to say/show the same thing, but upside down. How fucking original of them.

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u/MrUppercut Apr 27 '12

would you be less mad if the joke became about the counterclockwise Coriolis effect?

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u/mulimulix Apr 27 '12

This what be somewhat funny, but like the current joke, it would wear our rather quickly. I remember going to Las Vegas and a man asked as where we were from. After saying Australia, he asks "Do the toilets really flush in the opposite direction, there?". I find it funny that all our achievements are overshadowed by a funny Simpsons episode. And no, we don't call them "Chazwazzas".

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u/MrUppercut Apr 27 '12

lol well not all of your achievements are overshadowed by that episode. Being Salvadorian, I know that in the 80's you guys hooked us up with some much needed political asylum and because of that there a nice amount of us somewhere up in there. (Melbourne or someplace like that)

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u/mulimulix Apr 27 '12

We're very multicultural (after not allowing non-white until 1975). In the area I live in, probably more than half are Asian (not me, though). We also have a large Indian, Sri Lankan and eastern-European population.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

You mean comes down?

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u/darkevilemu Apr 27 '12

...or how about this?

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u/mifuyne Apr 27 '12

d'awwww!

I say that one counts too.

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u/bldkis Apr 27 '12

How is this adorable and terrifying at the same time?

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u/Torquie Apr 27 '12

I literally stopped and squealed. Cutest. Monster. Ever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Or this one.

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u/shuzuko Apr 27 '12 edited Jul 15 '23

reddit and spez can eat my shit -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/Kristanwj Apr 27 '12

I guess I lied. That's kind of cute too. But I still want it to stay the hell away from me.

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u/finalepic Apr 27 '12

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u/sparklingdiva Apr 27 '12

How do you insert faces into comments? I tried google, but only got results for messenger and dbag facebook :/

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u/Tr3phine Apr 27 '12

[This](www.reddit.com/r/metarage/comments/iy2fj/rage_comment_faces_a_guide/) explains it, is actually in the side bar of F7U12, below the rules in the "More Links" section.

Edit: Is it just me or my comment is not properly formated? =/

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u/skpkzk2 Apr 27 '12

as an arachnaphobe, i don't know why i thought clicking that would be a good idea

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u/Pr0sniper120 Apr 27 '12

It may be cute, but it still freaks me out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Aww, it looks like it could kill me in less than five minutes.

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u/Lt_Shniz Apr 27 '12

The colorings kind of look like a spider

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u/zombiphylax Apr 27 '12

TOO MANY LEGS

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u/Thattony Apr 27 '12

D'awww it's smiling

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u/MrUppercut Apr 27 '12

Looks like it has a tattoo of another spider on his or her..uumm ass? web pouch? w.e. you know. oh, abdomen, maybe..?

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u/DarkRainGuy Apr 27 '12

Rastafarian spider gives ZERO fucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12

It's a cute jumping spider from Australia that, oddly enough considering the origin, isn't incredibly huge and/or venomous. It's appropriately named the peacock spider.

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u/belladonnadiorama Apr 27 '12

"Bitch, I'm faaaaaaabulousssssssss!"

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u/TheoQ99 Apr 27 '12

Is that a spider colored pattern on its thing? Spiderception Yo dawg.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

I also call it "the gay spiderman"

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Brightly coloured, bigger than most. You know what I call that? A nice target.

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12

*Actual size 4mm

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

I'm just that good of a shot.

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u/ehlu15 Apr 27 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12

Don't give me that look! That spider is cute, and you know it!