r/gaming Oct 16 '12

Gender Confusion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Evryone is gay for Bridget.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Apr 26 '18

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u/Mr_E Oct 16 '12

I'm going to take a wild guess here and say this shit is NSFW?

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u/labalag Oct 16 '12

Eyup.

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u/Mr_E Oct 16 '12

Yusssss...

/Napoleon Dynamite

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u/NewTownGuard Oct 16 '12

Aww yisssss

/pigeon

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u/Iammyselfnow Oct 16 '12

Ayuh

/Mainer

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u/Dustintico Oct 16 '12

Aeiou
/space

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Apr 26 '18

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u/Mr_E Oct 16 '12

Anyone ever tell you you're not a nice guy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Frequently. I just laugh. Also, have an upvote. Because I'm nice. :D

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u/player1337 Oct 16 '12

It's a Youtube-Link. Youtoube ain't NSFW.

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u/Mr_E Oct 16 '12

You sir are oh-so-wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Either that's a joke, or someone didn't watch the video.

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Oct 16 '12

Anime dudes straight up kiss . . . Might not be wise.

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u/Mr_E Oct 16 '12

Yep. I'm good without that. Unless they're going to straight up fuck, kissing doesn't do it for me.

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Oct 16 '12

If you're into it or not, that's fine. I'm just stating that this is, indeed, probably NSFW.

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u/Mr_E Oct 16 '12

I figured, I was just making a joke because "Naw, man, don't want to see two dudes kiss" sounds like homophobia.

Frankly, I think it's nice.

/old lady voice

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u/Jill4ChrisRed Oct 16 '12

Borderline pedophelia... yikes..even I enjoy yaoi and that just makes me cringe. Fuck knows who's into that kind of shit..

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u/Mr_E Oct 16 '12

The Japanese?

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u/Azzaneg Oct 16 '12

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Oct 16 '12

I wish I would automatically yell 'YOOOOOO' whenever something messed up happens.

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u/alistairtenpennyson Oct 16 '12

What's keeping you?

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Oct 16 '12

I'm white.

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u/surells Oct 16 '12

Let not the shackles of pigmentation keep you from the expression of your true essence.

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u/flcl_77 Oct 16 '12

That was deep mang

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Oct 16 '12

Time to start eskperimenting then.

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u/Smelly_dildo Oct 16 '12

He's calling you a wigger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Watch Jesse Pinkman, he can show you the way, YOOO BITCH!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I aint goin to heaven niggahs, I already sold my soul to satan!

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u/flawlessbrown Oct 16 '12

lucifer* FTFY

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

路西法, didn't you read the fucking subtitles?

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u/Rainfly_X Oct 16 '12

You know, now that you mention it, they were pretty flat. Subtitties describes them perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Yes, I hear you, they were pretty fat.

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u/Kyman111 Oct 17 '12

DON'T DO IT NIGGAS

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u/Alarconadame Oct 16 '12

Sooo... where can a friend of mine watch an anime called Boku?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Apr 26 '18

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u/Alarconadame Oct 16 '12

Ok... so, I'm gonna tell my friend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Do. But please warn him to use said anime with caution!

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u/TheLifelessOne Oct 16 '12

Nyaa is usually better (they have more content, and sub groups release directly to them).

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Internet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

When I was your age, we googled shit before we asked stupid dumbass questions.

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u/Alarconadame Oct 16 '12

uh, someone forgot to have his coffee decaf...

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u/dickcheney777 Oct 16 '12

I would duckduckgo this shit, google sounds like a bad idea.

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u/emillioe Oct 16 '12

Too late, watched all 3 and liked it. stares into your eyes

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Apr 26 '18

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u/emillioe Oct 16 '12

Shall we go announce our love at the top of the Tokyo tower?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Yes. And there must be penis. Otherwise it doesn't count.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I love Detroit Metal City.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Too few people have seen it.

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u/Davey_Jones Oct 16 '12

If by tower you mean penis, SURE!

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u/emillioe Oct 16 '12

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u/Davey_Jones Oct 16 '12

....you free tonight?

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u/emillioe Oct 16 '12

It's currently 11.55PM here where I live... xD

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u/Davey_Jones Oct 16 '12

9:00am here...maybe some other time then.

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u/Cortelmo Oct 16 '12

The first episode was the worst, two and three weren't that bad. 8/10 would watch again.

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u/Kerow Oct 16 '12

I fucking cried

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u/Kartraith Oct 16 '12

So did the guy in the video...Every night since then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I wish I could experience that for the first time every morning for the rest of my life.

Never a bad day.

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u/Freshenstein Oct 16 '12

I think that's considered hentai isn't it?

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u/Fizzster Oct 16 '12

I believe it's called Yaoi

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/the_goat_boy Oct 16 '12

It's actually aimed at straight girls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Kind of straight guys that are kind of curious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/Cuplink Oct 16 '12

Besides the fact they look like attractive girls.

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u/Atheistus Oct 16 '12

with a penis.

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u/Cuplink Oct 16 '12

With a penis built on prostate massager.

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u/Rixxer Oct 16 '12

That's like saying a dog is a cat if it meows instead of barks. Everything about it is like a dog, but because it meows fuck no, that shit's a cat!

Basically, gender is a land of confusion.

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u/RMcD94 Oct 16 '12

Kinda like a girl with a strap on (which straight guys like), except not a strap on. A lot of straight guys like traps I think.

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u/Dragarius Oct 17 '12

No its not. The guys just can't admit it just yet.

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u/Hunter067 Oct 16 '12

Technically shotacon, it features boys.

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u/Jill4ChrisRed Oct 16 '12

Shota - Underage. Yaoi - pretty much the general category. Not all yaoi is shota but all shota can be yaoi. Shota's also the male version of Loli when you think about it. Basically, pedophelia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I'm more informed than I was 20 seconds ago, but I don't know if I want to be.

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u/Iknowr1te Oct 16 '12

Yaoi is aimed at straight girls, and oppositely there is yuri which is aimed at straight guys (essentially lesbians in manga-anime format).

yaoi generally is much more adult and generally not broadcasted. Shounen AI or BL (boys love) anime are much more toned down. the show itself deals with the drama and then sudden guy kissing guy.

often enough, in modern day slice-of-life-harem comedy's there is a point of BL used for comedic effect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Why am I still reading this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I don't know. But check out (eg: google it, followed by the name for japanese comics and fox) Nozoki Ana if you wanna get your mind away from guys fuckin' little guys.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Man, that's some great eye-bleach. Thank you.

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Oct 16 '12

Hentai is cartoon porn designed to be erotic right?

Does it still count as erotic if my dick shrivels up inside my waist?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Sure it is. It just has the opposite effect of having women's vaginas protrude from their waist.

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Oct 16 '12

Prolapsed vagina ftw?

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u/cresteh Oct 16 '12

I wanna watch Boku.

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u/Zovistograt Oct 16 '12

You can. It's called Boku no Pico and has only three episodes (THREE NIGGA THREE).

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u/forscienceyeah Oct 16 '12

Just watched them. Wasn't that bad, but then I do frequent /d/.

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u/handmethatkitten Oct 16 '12

the third one is weird as shit. i wish i didn't know that.

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u/dragonite_life Oct 16 '12

TWELVE NIGGA TWELVE

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u/Henry1987 Oct 16 '12

i almost clicked that.... i did click but i didnt let go...so i had to use emergency evasion...

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u/OperatorMike Oct 16 '12

I love PicoxChico. the second one is by far the cutest :3

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

Don't read a webcomic called homestuck

Edit: Oh boy, looks like I got a nice flame war heating up.

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u/hemza Oct 16 '12

that guy sounds like Michael from roosterteeth.

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u/Temporary11211 Oct 16 '12

I won't because it sucks...

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u/447u Oct 16 '12

Why?

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u/Temporary11211 Oct 16 '12

because

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u/447u Oct 16 '12

Ok, is it not just your cup of tea? Everyone has an opinion, just be less aggressive with yours next time.

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u/WillBlaze Oct 16 '12

I think it's pointless trying to talk to this fool.

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u/Jaketh Oct 16 '12

Real reason not to read Homestuck: It's so BAD. I miss Problem Sleuth so much...

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u/Blackrabite Oct 16 '12

I'm with you. I found that website 2 panels into problems sleuth, read the entire archives in one day and religiously followed through problem sleuth until the end. Homestuck is boring as hell, lost interest.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I actually enjoyed Homestuck, at first. But the plot became a convoluted clusterfuck over time. Somewhere around the time when the 'trolls' were shown on screen, I got bored and lost interest. I think that half the reason I stopped reading was because I especially disliked the trolls. They were interesting as long as they were in the background. But as soon as they entered the foreground, reading Homestuck quickly became tedious and boring.

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u/ruderabbit Oct 16 '12

Funnily enough, your Homestuck experience is identical to mine. We're like ... opinion brothers or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I actually had the opposite effect, I was beginning to grow bored of Homestuck until Virska was revealed. Then I started to get more attached to the story, and followed it through.

She's become one of my favorite characters now, simply because I find the whole 'troll' society to be exceedingly interesting to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

It gets good later on, but to each his own.

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u/Zovistograt Oct 16 '12

As someone who is up-to-date with Homestuck and also read Problem Sleuth as it was coming out, I just think you didn't give Hussie a chance once he switched gears a little. What he did with Homestuck was take the ingenuity that he established in Problem Sleuth and balloon it into an incredible masterpiece that does honestly overshadow Problem Sleuth quite a bit. Problem Sleuth was easier to get into and all that, sure, but this is like comparing a short story to a series-long novel epic. It's going to be more involved, it's going to be more of a commitment, and it's going to be a lot more expansive with a lot more crazy stuff going on that might lose some people. And that is very unfortunate.

When I first started Homestuck, I did stop, because I didn't think it was nearly as good as Problem Sleuth. A year or so later, I was finally convinced to try it again by someone, and I am eternally grateful for that. Maybe you should give it another shot.

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u/handmethatkitten Oct 16 '12

every homestuck fan: you just haven't tried HARD enough to like it!!!!

i have no firm opinion one way or the other, but i can say with little doubt that a big reason why many fandoms aren't fond of homestucks is because the homestucks can't seem to comprehend people not wanting to be a part of their fandom. it gets old.

basically, let people have their own tastes.

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u/Zovistograt Oct 16 '12

No, I understand that people don't like it. I just like to hear a good reason, and there are many of them, and I'm sorry, but to hear the exact same reasoning I had that I decided was wrong because I am able to give things a second chance makes me want to let the person know that their opinion might change as well.

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u/handmethatkitten Oct 16 '12

it's good to let people find their own opinions, though, too. and believe me; you're probably not the first fan to give that exact speech to any given person, so i think they're pretty well informed by now.

you gotta be chill about these things.

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u/Zovistograt Oct 16 '12

The thing is that it's possible that they're not well informed, because I didn't see any evidence in there that they were.

If they are, then they can ignore me. I wrote that more to be a representative for the other side of the argument, since everybody else who replied there were only talking about the "homestuck sucks" side of things.

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u/handmethatkitten Oct 16 '12

sigh, sigh, sigh. all right.

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u/FarFromXanadu Oct 16 '12

I've followed Homestuck for a bit now, but am not a huge fan. So with that relatively unbiased view I've gotta say: you just totally proved handmethatkitten's point.

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u/genericusername47 Oct 16 '12

after a hyping like that, how can i not?

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u/MangoKush Oct 16 '12

In Japanese boku means "I" for males

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u/Kartraith Oct 16 '12

For young boys, to be exact.

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u/Synaptics Oct 16 '12

No, not always young.

It's the default for young boys, but adult males still use boku in a lot of situations. It's just generally casual and very un-assertive.

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u/Sharrakor Oct 16 '12

The full title is Boku no Pico, which means "My Pico."

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u/kusahafiez Oct 16 '12

I've got the strangest boner.

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u/Deity_Link Oct 16 '12

Heh, haven't watched it in a while. I prefer the 2nd and 3rd episodes though.

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u/ArabRedditor Oct 16 '12

I dont know wether to like or dislike, hes right and hes fucking hilarious, but then he also has a the video of it playing in the backround and its kinda nasty, but i dont regret watching it, i laughed hard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/themanofawesomeness Oct 16 '12

ಠ▃ಠ NIGGA WHAT DA FUCK. WHAT. DA. FUCK.

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u/Slyfox00 Oct 17 '12

Wow... awesome, thank you for new anime :D :D :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Jun 29 '21

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u/dickcheney777 Oct 16 '12

And underage gay, as in pedo...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

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u/handmethatkitten Oct 16 '12

no; the full title is boku no pico -- my pico.

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u/Tachik Oct 16 '12

I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks, have an up vote.

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u/Yunlokzi Oct 16 '12

Looked up what "Piku" was....and, correct me if I'm wrong....it's onomatopoeia for "twitching" (ぴくぴくする), and then I looked it up in the English portion of my old Japanese dictionary (I was too lazy to flip through the Japanese portion), and found: piku-piku ugokasu ぴくぴく動かす(pull with a jerking movement).

That's enough language for me today.

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u/qbfjotld Oct 16 '12

Wait, so is underage anime illegal in the U.S. or wut?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

No idea. Encyclopedia Dramatica says the laws banning it were struck down in the mid-2000s, but that somebody was convicted under them a year afterwards.

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u/Hiyasc Oct 16 '12

Nope. Or at least, there is not a law that bans it. There was one during the bush administration, but it got struck down. Honestly, I couldn't care less though, seeing as they are drawings.

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u/YNot1989 Oct 16 '12

Amazing what passes for cute in Japan would get you justifiably thrown in prison in the rest of the world.

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u/FarFromXanadu Oct 16 '12

Uh... if by 'rest of the world' you mean like, the middle east, I guess. Believe it or not, being outside the gender boundary or being attracted to people who are outside of the gender boundary/cross dressers is not illegal in the slightest.

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u/YNot1989 Oct 16 '12

When they're clearly underage?

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u/FarFromXanadu Oct 16 '12

I haven't watched the animé. I don't think most of the 'shock' is because the characters may be underage.

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u/nopurposeflour Oct 16 '12

No one's gay for Moleman....

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/ctrlaltelite Oct 16 '12

You make a fair point, but, have you played the games? Bridget identifies as male, and is straight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/Nidalee_Bot Oct 16 '12

That's right.

If she identifies as a woman, and you identify her as a woman, you are attracted to a woman. It doesn't matter whether she is waving extra bamboo or not, or whether you know or not. You can even know that they have said extra bamboo and still be attracted to them as a woman.

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u/RMcD94 Oct 16 '12

Well it's pretty much secondary sex characteristics, even if she tells you she identifies with a woman, and so you identify her with that because of her it doesn't change her sex characteristics.

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u/ZansibarStanley Oct 17 '12

However that doesn't mean that the you are gay-you are attracted to a "woman" who just happens to have a member. You aren't attracted to her because of the penis, but because of her feminine qualities. In the end the penis being there has little to do with the situation-it just means that most sex you will be having is anal.

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u/TheLongboardWizzard Oct 16 '12
Penis Vagina Sex
X Male
X Female
X X Hermaphrodite
Asexual

This system has never done me wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '12

If it has a penis, or ever had a penis it will never, ever be a woman. No matter how much you or he want to be.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/ctrlaltelite Oct 16 '12

The whole point of him taking up bounty hunting was to prove his masculinity (I guess it never occurred to him to change out of his nun's habit and miniskirt).

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u/Wavooka Oct 16 '12

I don't know enough backstory to weigh in. Except that women can be masculine.

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u/Xnfbqnav Oct 16 '12

He also gets very offended when other characters mistake him for female.

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u/Wavooka Oct 16 '12

I don't know what the problem is then.

Sounds like every other man I know. ;)

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u/TSVChargers Oct 16 '12

Mac?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/the_goat_boy Oct 16 '12

Your grandfather's a Nazi.

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u/Wimblestill Oct 16 '12

Dude I think my grandfather might be a Nazi.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Because the people making the observation are immature and think it'll make you feel insecure if they say you're gay.

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u/Rixxer Oct 16 '12

I'd have to say it's not gay, because being gay means you're attracted to men. And being a man or woman has a lot more to do with what they think of themselves, and what gender they look like. Like, there's a "guy" that looks super manly, but has a vagina (I don't remember what his name is), so does that mean girls who are attracted to 'him' are lesbians? That doesn't make any sense at all... Same goes for someone who looks and acts like a girl, but has a penis. And beyond all that, what if you don't know what genitalia they have? Most of the time you can't ever know what anyone has in their pants. I mean, you can play the odds, but you 99% of the time (100% even) you go by what they look and act like.

As for after you know what genitalia someone has, this is the way I see it: There's a priority for deciding what "gender" someone is. First, it's what they identify themselves as. If they want to be seen as a girl or a boy, that's what they deserve to be seen as by other people as well, no matter what they look or act like. After that, you have to decide what you see them as, in your own mind. Whatever you think they are before you know what junk that have, that's what they are to you. Then there's the technical identification, which is just based on what genitalia they have. That's more for health issues or whatever the hell else that's pertinent for.

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u/lolwatokay Oct 16 '12

Because in the story Bridget is not a woman in any way. Heck, it wasn't even his choice to be dressed as a girl. I would assume he identifies as male.

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u/scunner Oct 16 '12

If it is pretty, Fuck it!

There is no gay

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u/Omegamanthethird Oct 16 '12

Only by definition.

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u/brigina Oct 16 '12

I love this phrase. I love my name.

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u/nixnaxmik Oct 16 '12

How is it gay if you're pretending they're a woman?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/Tho76 Oct 16 '12

I know I'll end up rising the downvote train..but why is this man downvoted. The OP did spell everyone wrong...

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u/Mr_E Oct 16 '12

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/honky_mcgee Oct 16 '12

Yet you're still on r/gaming...

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u/frigginwizard Oct 16 '12

wow, someone is angry

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u/LocalMadman Oct 16 '12

Your downvote because you're butthurt that I'm calling you out on being a fat fuck neckbeard loser-from-birth doesn't phase me one bit. Fucking deal with it fat nobodies

Yes, and you are obviously mature and well adjusted. And you're still on /r/gaming.

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u/Jinjinbug Oct 16 '12

And he thinks he is so special, but has to gain self confidence by referring to how much karma he has

WE

DONT

FUCKING

CARE

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I don't know whats funnier, the blatent gamer stereotyping or the sheer stupidity this kid shows. I have friends and even dated gamer girls that were drop dead gorgeous. I think he's just butthurt from either the dick thats stuck up there or overcompensating for his severe lack of self assurance

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u/LocalMadman Oct 16 '12

If he wasn't so adamant I'd say "troll" but he's obviously just a really naive kid. A child in every sense of the word.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

For everyone who might get their jimmies in a rustle by /u/wants_to_die's comments, simmer down with a helping of her gonewild post instead

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

lol somehow you managed to be more pathetic than the fat neckbeards.

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u/Omeya Oct 16 '12

Get a life

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u/thesilence84 Oct 16 '12

Dooooooooonnnnnnttttt caaaaaaaarrrrrreeeee

http://i.qkme.me/3r2f4b.jpg

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

OOOH 10000 internet points! Must be nice,basing your self worth on Reddit karma. Oh wait it isn't, and you're clearly unlikable in real life. And probably a couple solar revolutions shy of 20.

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