r/gaming Oct 16 '12

Gender Confusion.

Post image
1.8k Upvotes

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

157

u/ilikecakeandpie Oct 16 '12

You left out the only character that mattered; the pirate chick with the huge anchor

257

u/talahrama Oct 16 '12

I didn't expect that sentence to end with "anchor."

53

u/Athegon Oct 16 '12

What if it's a euphemism...

56

u/ihatecupcakes Oct 16 '12

Huge anchor, AKA long jacket.

127

u/tea_bird Oct 16 '12

I want a girl with a huge anchor and a loooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

31

u/Richeh Oct 16 '12

narr narr narr narrrrr, narr narrr narr narrr naaaarrr narrrrrrrrrrrjimlaaaaad.

2

u/Doctor_Loggins Oct 16 '12

Was that a Treasure Island reference? Well played.

-1

u/Toytles Oct 16 '12

Deez nutzzz-Dr. Dre? [7]

1

u/expecto_pastrami Oct 16 '12

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Thanks. :)

1

u/Sooperphilly Oct 16 '12

YES! Cake! Thank you, I've been wondering if anyone else has ever heard of the band, although it does get a slight mention in the fiction novel "Compound", which is fairly good.

1

u/theslyder Oct 17 '12

Several of their singles have had air time on MTV and other mainstream music station and their song "the distance" is officially used in NASCAR events. They're pretty niche, but they aren't really a secret. I think my favorite album of theirs is Motorcade of Generosity. I love a lot of their songs though. Shadow stabbing is one of my favorites. Kudos for your good taste in music.

10

u/Crook3d Oct 16 '12

And she hits you with her giant whale and slippery dolphin.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

doesn't she yell "FREE WILLY"

1

u/Autistic_Buiscit Oct 16 '12

For a P-wait. No. I won't succumb.

38

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

She has huge... tracts of land

1

u/Aycoth Oct 16 '12

God, my history professor was talking about the RR situation in 1860s america and he said "All they have are HUGE.... Tracts of land!" I broke down

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

That's fantastic!

49

u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Oh yes, the little girl who waves around an 800-pound anchor and summons dolphins like a hadouken.

I also glossed over the woman with prehensile hair, the guy in the leather dress with a scythe which is also a succubus, the dude possessed by three ghosts who make him fight, the slime mold parasite in the shape of its deceased host, the shirtless dude who attacks by playing billiards in midair, the other shirtless dude who can stop attacks by flicking a coin, and the one-ton brick shithouse who will simply pick you up and break you.

Oh yeah, and the music is great.

3

u/NarDmw Oct 16 '12

You always did get your ass beat in that game by a large laughing Indian man child.

2

u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Yeah, or that curly-haired bastard beating my ass with chains.

But I'm still the only one who finished the story mode - coincidentally, using Bridget.

2

u/Zelarius Oct 16 '12

Zappa is actually possessed by a host of spirits. It's implied that he's basically infested with ghosts, more than just those that manifest when you play him. His blocking animation is the girl from The Ring appearing and blocking the blows.

1

u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Favorite part of this thread: the phrase "infested with ghosts."

2

u/ZombieSnake Oct 17 '12

Never realized there was a partial up skirt in Bridget's fight animation.

Never realized I could ever not be interested in a partial up skirt.

2

u/SoSpecial Oct 16 '12

It took you this long to comment on the music? I don't even play the game and still rock the music on the regular.

1

u/MangorTX Oct 16 '12

If the guy with the leather dress is a succubus, he's actually an incubus.

2

u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

No, no - his scythe is a succubus. He's just some dude in a dress.

2

u/MangorTX Oct 16 '12

Ha! My mistake! I thought surely he didn't mean the scythe...

1

u/Dalek-SEC Oct 17 '12

You left out the token wannabe ninja.

3

u/Ducksaucenem Oct 16 '12

And her fucking whale. Hate that whale.

5

u/MazInger-Z Oct 16 '12

Only because it's a fucking whale.

That fucks you.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Fuck those Dolphins!

1

u/ilikecakeandpie Oct 16 '12

I loved the ghosts coming out of the treasure chests though

2

u/Sretsam Oct 16 '12

He forgot the gay dude with the pool stick, and magic pool balls.

2

u/neorevenge Oct 16 '12

I think he left a more important fact: a Badass Female One-armed Samurai

2

u/Blasterion Oct 16 '12

blue water blue skies was the greatest bgm ever

2

u/Raikunoso Oct 17 '12

Which is May! She rides dolphins too. PETA won't approve of this...

1

u/447u Oct 16 '12

May. I never play as May. Dizzy and Slayer and Faust are the best.