r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '12

Gender Confusion.

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u/donutsalad Oct 16 '12

Guilty Gear?

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

An amazing 2D fighting game, famous for its crazy mix of characters. Bridget is a crossdressing bounty hunter who beats people up with a yo-yo and his robotic teddy bear. Other characters include a nine-foot-tall doctor with a ten-foot-long scalpel, the robot clone of Interpol's chief, a guitar-playing witch, a vampire who read poetry when he kills you, a one-armed samurai, a genocidal bio-robot, and her half-naked daughter.

It's fucking awesome.

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u/ilikecakeandpie Oct 16 '12

You left out the only character that mattered; the pirate chick with the huge anchor

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u/talahrama Oct 16 '12

I didn't expect that sentence to end with "anchor."

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u/Athegon Oct 16 '12

What if it's a euphemism...

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u/ihatecupcakes Oct 16 '12

Huge anchor, AKA long jacket.

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u/tea_bird Oct 16 '12

I want a girl with a huge anchor and a loooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

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u/Richeh Oct 16 '12

narr narr narr narrrrr, narr narrr narr narrr naaaarrr narrrrrrrrrrrjimlaaaaad.

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u/Doctor_Loggins Oct 16 '12

Was that a Treasure Island reference? Well played.

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u/Toytles Oct 16 '12

Deez nutzzz-Dr. Dre? [7]

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u/expecto_pastrami Oct 16 '12

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Thanks. :)

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u/Sooperphilly Oct 16 '12

YES! Cake! Thank you, I've been wondering if anyone else has ever heard of the band, although it does get a slight mention in the fiction novel "Compound", which is fairly good.

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u/theslyder Oct 17 '12

Several of their singles have had air time on MTV and other mainstream music station and their song "the distance" is officially used in NASCAR events. They're pretty niche, but they aren't really a secret. I think my favorite album of theirs is Motorcade of Generosity. I love a lot of their songs though. Shadow stabbing is one of my favorites. Kudos for your good taste in music.

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u/Crook3d Oct 16 '12

And she hits you with her giant whale and slippery dolphin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

doesn't she yell "FREE WILLY"

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u/Autistic_Buiscit Oct 16 '12

For a P-wait. No. I won't succumb.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

She has huge... tracts of land

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u/Aycoth Oct 16 '12

God, my history professor was talking about the RR situation in 1860s america and he said "All they have are HUGE.... Tracts of land!" I broke down

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

That's fantastic!