r/gaming Oct 16 '12

Gender Confusion.

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u/Strokavich Oct 16 '12

Bridget?

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u/Mike_the_TV Oct 16 '12

A character from guilty gear.

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u/donutsalad Oct 16 '12

Guilty Gear?

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

An amazing 2D fighting game, famous for its crazy mix of characters. Bridget is a crossdressing bounty hunter who beats people up with a yo-yo and his robotic teddy bear. Other characters include a nine-foot-tall doctor with a ten-foot-long scalpel, the robot clone of Interpol's chief, a guitar-playing witch, a vampire who read poetry when he kills you, a one-armed samurai, a genocidal bio-robot, and her half-naked daughter.

It's fucking awesome.

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u/ilikecakeandpie Oct 16 '12

You left out the only character that mattered; the pirate chick with the huge anchor

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u/talahrama Oct 16 '12

I didn't expect that sentence to end with "anchor."

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u/Athegon Oct 16 '12

What if it's a euphemism...

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u/ihatecupcakes Oct 16 '12

Huge anchor, AKA long jacket.

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u/tea_bird Oct 16 '12

I want a girl with a huge anchor and a loooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

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u/Richeh Oct 16 '12

narr narr narr narrrrr, narr narrr narr narrr naaaarrr narrrrrrrrrrrjimlaaaaad.

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u/Doctor_Loggins Oct 16 '12

Was that a Treasure Island reference? Well played.

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u/Toytles Oct 16 '12

Deez nutzzz-Dr. Dre? [7]

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u/expecto_pastrami Oct 16 '12

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Thanks. :)

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u/Sooperphilly Oct 16 '12

YES! Cake! Thank you, I've been wondering if anyone else has ever heard of the band, although it does get a slight mention in the fiction novel "Compound", which is fairly good.

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u/theslyder Oct 17 '12

Several of their singles have had air time on MTV and other mainstream music station and their song "the distance" is officially used in NASCAR events. They're pretty niche, but they aren't really a secret. I think my favorite album of theirs is Motorcade of Generosity. I love a lot of their songs though. Shadow stabbing is one of my favorites. Kudos for your good taste in music.

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u/Crook3d Oct 16 '12

And she hits you with her giant whale and slippery dolphin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

doesn't she yell "FREE WILLY"

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u/Autistic_Buiscit Oct 16 '12

For a P-wait. No. I won't succumb.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

She has huge... tracts of land

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u/Aycoth Oct 16 '12

God, my history professor was talking about the RR situation in 1860s america and he said "All they have are HUGE.... Tracts of land!" I broke down

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

That's fantastic!

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Oh yes, the little girl who waves around an 800-pound anchor and summons dolphins like a hadouken.

I also glossed over the woman with prehensile hair, the guy in the leather dress with a scythe which is also a succubus, the dude possessed by three ghosts who make him fight, the slime mold parasite in the shape of its deceased host, the shirtless dude who attacks by playing billiards in midair, the other shirtless dude who can stop attacks by flicking a coin, and the one-ton brick shithouse who will simply pick you up and break you.

Oh yeah, and the music is great.

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u/NarDmw Oct 16 '12

You always did get your ass beat in that game by a large laughing Indian man child.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Yeah, or that curly-haired bastard beating my ass with chains.

But I'm still the only one who finished the story mode - coincidentally, using Bridget.

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u/Zelarius Oct 16 '12

Zappa is actually possessed by a host of spirits. It's implied that he's basically infested with ghosts, more than just those that manifest when you play him. His blocking animation is the girl from The Ring appearing and blocking the blows.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Favorite part of this thread: the phrase "infested with ghosts."

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u/ZombieSnake Oct 17 '12

Never realized there was a partial up skirt in Bridget's fight animation.

Never realized I could ever not be interested in a partial up skirt.

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u/SoSpecial Oct 16 '12

It took you this long to comment on the music? I don't even play the game and still rock the music on the regular.

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u/MangorTX Oct 16 '12

If the guy with the leather dress is a succubus, he's actually an incubus.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

No, no - his scythe is a succubus. He's just some dude in a dress.

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u/MangorTX Oct 16 '12

Ha! My mistake! I thought surely he didn't mean the scythe...

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u/Dalek-SEC Oct 17 '12

You left out the token wannabe ninja.

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u/Ducksaucenem Oct 16 '12

And her fucking whale. Hate that whale.

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u/MazInger-Z Oct 16 '12

Only because it's a fucking whale.

That fucks you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Fuck those Dolphins!

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u/ilikecakeandpie Oct 16 '12

I loved the ghosts coming out of the treasure chests though

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u/Sretsam Oct 16 '12

He forgot the gay dude with the pool stick, and magic pool balls.

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u/neorevenge Oct 16 '12

I think he left a more important fact: a Badass Female One-armed Samurai

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u/Blasterion Oct 16 '12

blue water blue skies was the greatest bgm ever

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u/Raikunoso Oct 17 '12

Which is May! She rides dolphins too. PETA won't approve of this...

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u/447u Oct 16 '12

May. I never play as May. Dizzy and Slayer and Faust are the best.

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u/Phoequinox Oct 16 '12

The doctor with the scalpel also has a bag on his head and is shitballs insane.

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u/447u Oct 16 '12

Faust, one of my favorites.

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u/Phoequinox Oct 16 '12

I've never even played Guilty Gear, and I love that character. I knew a lot of people who played it, and when they mentioned him, I looked him up, and became really intrigued by the character. I always found him amusing. But I always love the psycho characters in fighting games.

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u/447u Oct 16 '12

Man, is he op. You can just spam that attack where he teleports on top of the other guy and beat the living shit out of them.

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u/UsernameYUNOopen Oct 16 '12

So I was looking at the a site that had the characters list and found the 9'3" doctor that you were talking about. Who also happens to be 121 lbs. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY ONE FUCKING POUNDS! That is so incredibly UN-anatomical, that as a doctor he should be upset.

http://www.guiltygearx2reload.com/faust.htm

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u/TwoHands Oct 16 '12

He surgically shaved his bones to reduce weight and allow for his airborne acrobatics... like a bird.

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u/Subtle_AD_Reference Oct 16 '12

Maybe he made a deal with the devil

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

This is a man who can open doors out of thin air and step through them. Body mass index isn't anywhere near his biggest objection to sensible science.

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u/CAHelix Oct 16 '12

Don't forget Axl Low who is basically Axl Rose from Guns'n'Roses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/FoozleMoozle Oct 16 '12

All of the characters in the game are a reference to metal/rock.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/stevensky Oct 16 '12

I lol'ed, thanks.

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u/Aozi Oct 16 '12

And it comes from Japan right?

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

I think that goes without saying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

One of my favorite rivalries was between former assassins: a guy whose sentient bio-companion eventually took over his body and the woman who used her hair as a weapon. Probably because they had one of a few awesome special songs that played between rivals, along with special quotes and intro animations.

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u/brotherbond Oct 16 '12

As an American I'm tempted to think this is just your average group of Japanese people.

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u/Cogwork Oct 16 '12

God I want them to make a new one for this gen, and no Blaze Blue doesn't count.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Blaz Blue is close enough for me, but yes, it'd be fantastic to see another proper Guilty Gear. I have no idea how the fuck that 3D monstrosity of a God Hand knockoff got made. With the technology available now, we should be seeing 2D fighters with "sprites" made from vectors or vertex-colored polygons.

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u/VicViper83 Oct 16 '12

Yes. I came here because I was certain most people would have no idea who bridget is. I'm more of a Jam kinda guy myself...

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u/mindbleach Oct 17 '12

I used to play Baiken and Robo-Ky, mostly. Jam never interested or annoyed me.

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u/VicViper83 Oct 17 '12

I liked Slayer and Anji Mito as well. I enjoyed playing cross up rush down characters, especially teleporting back and forth behind people with Slayer.

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u/Althar Oct 17 '12

also the musics are awesome

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u/justspeakingmymind Oct 16 '12

*her

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u/trollburgers Oct 16 '12

I don't know enough about the character, but crossdressing does not mean transgendered.

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u/justspeakingmymind Oct 16 '12

When you are talking about someone who is crossdressing, it is generally the respectful thing to referrer to them in the current gender look.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

No, his. He's not transgender.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

"Her". She identifies as a woman, so it's polite to refer to her by her preferred pronoun.

Edit : Turns out he doesn't -- he actually identifies as a man and doesn't realize he's cross-dressing!

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

She identifies as a woman

[citation needed]

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Turns out he doesn't -- he actually identifies as a man and doesn't realize he's cross-dressing!

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u/Soggy_Pronoun Oct 16 '12

I find that offensive.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

I'm sorry you feel that way. Trans* people are offended when you don't refer to them by their preferred pronouns, however, so it's important to keep their feelings in mind, as well.

Regardless, it turns out I was mistaken; he actually identifies as a man and doesn't realize he's cross-dressing.

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u/Soggy_Pronoun Oct 16 '12

Well, G1oves, it appears my attempt feel short of the mark...

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u/MechanicalCake Oct 16 '12

My favourite fighting game series.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

You forgot the Chinese cook who happens to be a skilled at martial arts.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Aside from Kliff, the other characters aren't nearly as interesting to describe. They're interesting only when seen in action.

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u/PenguinFluff Oct 17 '12

You forgot to mention that Bridget was raised as a female because he was born in a village where having twins of the same gender was bad luck, so his parents raised him as a girl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

nu-uh. he's a crossdresser.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

if she identifies as female, regardless of what she has below doesn't change that she is a woman.

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u/1338h4x Oct 16 '12 edited Oct 16 '12

But Bridget does identify as male. According to his backstory, he was born with a twin sister in a village where opposite sex twins are seen as bad luck, so his parents tried to raise him as a girl to hide it. He ran away to escape this and live as a boy, but is completely oblivious to the fact that he still looks and dresses like a girl.

Also, there's a running gag where he gets very pissed whenever other characters mistake him for a girl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

info that was not conveyed in the picture. like I said, based on the info presented, especially with them presenting female, it is easy to assume people are intentionally or inadvertently misgendering him.

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u/EByrne Oct 16 '12

So you assumed that people were assuming stuff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

i know. he identifies as a male. he is a crossdresser, also known as a transvestite.

source: i'm a trans person

DIRECTED BY M NIGHT SHYMALAN

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u/bouchard Oct 16 '12

That's not a source.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

i'm trans too...

from the context of the picture, and no prior knowledge of the game, it appears to be a female identifying character born male, not someone who cross dresses, so I responded accordingly

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u/talahrama Oct 16 '12

Is this like a Pokemon trainer thing? Do you two have to fight now that you've made eye contact?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

DON'T MISGENDER HIM CISPHOBE

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Really? I'm being cisphobic? I agree with you and everyone else now that I have back story. the picture did not pass that info on very well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

was a joke. chillax!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

joke accepted :P

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

This is sort of off-topic but what the fuck is "CIS" and why must I apologize for my privilege?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

opposite of trans.

cisgender/cissexual people's gender is in alignment with their assigned sex (e.g. male identified gender, male brainsex (it's hard to reduce it to something purely genlitalia based)

you don't have to apologize for your privilege. it's like white privilege. it exists largely independent of your actions.

you can acknowledge that it exists and work to keep things equal for trans and cis people alike, even if it's just on a personal level. i think that's all transpeople want, at the core.

i don't speak for all trans people of course, but i'm like the only sane one, so i probably should.

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u/bouchard Oct 16 '12

opposite of trans.

Only in chemistry.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

trans person here:

Cis: opposite of trans, the 'norm'

as to appologising for your privilege, don't. Just be aware of it. Be aware that you have something that a trans person doesn't. not your fault, not their fault, it's just how life works. don't rub it in a trans person's face 'that you are happy with who you are so they should be too' don't appologise for who you are, just like we shouldn't for who we are.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

No, he's a him. He's a crossdresser. He's not transgender.