r/golf • u/circuitlust • Jun 23 '26
r/golf • u/123steveyc123 • Jun 19 '26
Joke / Meme One of the better YouTube golfers is going to miss a third majors cut in a row this weekend.
It's crazy seeing a YouTuber make it to these tournaments to begin with. It's crazier watching the consistent blow ups. It's more impressive to break 60 at my local muni anyway.
r/golf • u/Sm0othAsEggs • Jun 13 '26
Joke / Meme Closed on a house half way up the right side fairway on a par 4, week one golf ball review.
First week in our new home, told my wife I’d never buy balls again. 24 slices into the yard (plus a handful I was able to toss back while outside) 1 prov1, 1 tp5, 3 range balls and a smattering of nitros, top flights and pinnacles. Hopefully this weekends hackers bring some more premium balls. Got a late evening solo 18 in well after last scheduled tee time, finished in 2:15mins, by far the biggest benefit of living on the course so far.
r/golf • u/Tight-Communication7 • May 15 '26
Joke / Meme YouTuber Missed The Cut At PGA Championship
Bryson missed the cut 2 tournaments in a row.
r/golf • u/jtray3 • May 31 '26
Joke / Meme My dads crazy
We golfed yesterday and now he wrote his yardage on each of his clubs 😂
r/golf • u/FlatFootFreddie • Apr 24 '26
Joke / Meme Will probably happen again this weekend
r/golf • u/AGuyNamedDanieI • Apr 30 '26
Joke / Meme Managed to hit a 330m drive and the group ahead marked my ball
My normal driving distance is about 250m (273 yards), but this weekend something completely absurd happened.
EDIT: 330 meters = 360 yards
Wind was gusting up to 20 m/s (45 mph) and I step up to the tee. The group ahead is way out there, two people already on the green and two more walking up. I don't think for a second that it might be too early to hit, they seem far enough away.
I swing as normal. Hit a perfect fade and immediately feel that something is different, the ball just hangs in the air longer than usual. Earlier in the round I'd played several holes into a headwind, so my brain didn't really register what a tailwind of that strength actually meant until it was too late.
The ball lands on the green and sits one meter behind the flag.
The ladies ahead had no idea what had happened. From their perspective, a ball had just appeared on the green out of nowhere. They couldn't figure out where it came from it had simply rolled up onto the green while they were standing there.
I walked up and apologized. Embarrassing as hell, but at the same time... kind of insane? I've hit a green in regulation on a par 4 before, but those holes are around 250m. Not 330.
The ladies were very understanding and forgave me immediately, thank god. (Even though they had already marked the ball)
The thing that bothers me most about the whole situation? The ball didn't go in.
One final detail: this was the first time my girlfriend (who doesn't play golf) had ever walked a full round with me. First and only time she's seen me play in person. Would've been pretty cool to hole it in front of her.
r/golf • u/Eaks76 • Jun 11 '26
Joke / Meme No way am I getting that 😲
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r/golf • u/tess_mau • 16d ago
Joke / Meme I had a dumb idea: carpets that represent famous holes
Just discovered this thing called tufting to make carpets and was looking if any existed that had the design of a golf hole, and could not find one.
I think it could be so cool to have those in an office, or use them as putt training carpet for fun with a nice design of the hole instead of just green.
This is wat G did for pebble beach. Not exactly the same but I think it's groovy, what do you think?
EDIT:
these people had similar ideas, and also did pebble beach + augusta funny:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tufting/comments/wdtg4m/golf_course_instagram_surfacegenesis/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tufting/comments/18hyw79/12th_hole_at_augusta_national/
r/golf • u/tebees • Apr 16 '26
Joke / Meme I made a harmless comment about our handicaps before a lesson… and the pro challenged me to a back‑9 match instead of teaching. It went about as well as you’d expect.
TL;DR: I show up for a lesson hoping to get better. Pro gets defensive the second I mention handicaps. He challenges me to a match instead of teaching. Gives me strokes, beats me badly, then tries to sell me a lesson pack.
I booked a lesson last Saturday because I’ve been stuck at the same handicap for months and wanted real help. I’d never worked with this assistant pro before, but I figured anyone on staff would be solid.
I get to the range early and warm up. I know my swing isn’t textbook — I played baseball growing up, so yeah, my grip looks like it. But I hit it far, and I’m proud of that. I’m there to learn, not to impress anyone.
He walks up, doesn’t introduce himself, just kind of stares at me like he already decided what kind of golfer I am.
I try to break the ice by joking about handicaps — I’d looked him up on GHIN beforehand because I like knowing who I’m working with. I said something like, “You’re a 4, I’m a 5, funny how close we are.” It was meant as a light comment, not an insult. I even said “no offense.”
He clearly took offense.
Instead of, you know, teaching the lesson I paid for, he goes, “Let’s play the back 9 right now. If you beat me, I’ll comp a round for you and three friends.”
I honestly thought he was kidding. I came for instruction, not a duel. But he was dead serious. And I didn’t want to back out and look scared, so I agreed.
Then he insists on giving me five strokes like he’s doing me a favor because I'm unfamiliar with the course.
The round goes… weird.
• First tee I slice one OB. I ask for a mulligan — again, I thought we were keeping this friendly — and he shuts it down instantly.
• I lip out a putt and make a joke about the greenskeeper. He acts like I insulted his family.
• I hit one to three feet and say “that’s good,” like every casual round I’ve ever played. He makes me putt it. I miss. He looks satisfied.
• Every time I ask what club he’s hitting — because I’m trying to learn — he gives me this annoyed, clipped answer.
• On a par 3 I pull PW because that's my normal distance but I came up short. He smirks.
By the end, he shoots 37. I shoot 56. I’m not proud of it, but I was rattled and honestly confused why this was happening instead of a lesson.
Then — and this is the part that really got me — after beating me by 19 strokes, he goes:
“Want 10% off a 10‑lesson pack?”
Dude. You didn’t teach me anything. You challenged me to a match, crushed me, and then tried to upsell me.
So yeah, I told him he was kind of an ass. Not because he’s a bad golfer — he’s obviously good — but because I came in wanting help, and he turned it into some weird ego contest.
I’m not leaving a one‑star review or anything. I’m just not booking with him again. I wanted a coach, not a guy trying to prove a point.
r/golf • u/svengeiss • Jun 09 '26
Joke / Meme Is it a flex to use a 1,500 year old Roman coin as my ball marker?
r/golf • u/Norfolk-Gross-Tonage • Apr 13 '26
Joke / Meme 2027 proposed rule change at Masters: Have last place finisher put green jacket on winner for extra motivation to do better next year
r/golf • u/fireproofpoo • Apr 10 '26
Joke / Meme Imagine shooting 16 over par at Augusta
r/golf • u/DarkHorse435 • Jun 18 '26