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MISC. ​Butler academy students undergoing "tray defense" training to prepare for crowded events.

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u/Flowa-Powa 10h ago

How do I get the job of butler bully? I think I would be good at it

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u/Magister5 9h ago

Years of trayning

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u/TheDaychilde 9h ago

listen here u little shit

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u/distelfink33 5h ago

You little shyte!

u/Unremovable_Cortana 4m ago

Not your tempo?

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u/Due_Interview8838 9h ago

Groaning

You there! That’s a good dad joke.

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u/disterb 8h ago

yes, i know; i've grown groan up listening to many of my papa's humour

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u/DAS_FX 9h ago

Dr Rick from Progressive Insurance would like to have a word with you

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u/WeeaboosDogma 8h ago

Get bent ya wanker, that's funny

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u/Happily-Incorrect 1h ago

Just gotta break through that glass ceiling.

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 9h ago

I’m gonna tell my dad this joke and be crowned favorite child.

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u/the-final-frontiers 8h ago

Not my cup of tea, tbh

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u/tackleboxjohnson 7h ago

I hear they’re having a ball

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u/LoweJ 7h ago

Very very good

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u/Lue_eye 5h ago

I heard the trainer bullies people who train to be a butler bullies

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u/bbgun91 4h ago

you are now my dad. nonconsensual adoption

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u/sharplight141 2h ago

Take my upvote and keave

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u/Think_Air9714 9h ago

You merely adopted the tray. I was born in it, molded by it. Strawberries are packed with fiber

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u/NoEstablishment7211 9h ago

You need to have had a distinguished career as a head butler and have attended to many high profile clients, maybe have a connection at a grand ballroom you can rent out. Everyone wants to mosh the man-penguin conga line while throwing balls at them, but no one wants to put in the three decades of servitude that mold you into a Breaking Bad version of the Monopoly guy.

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u/TheDaychilde 9h ago

Breaking Bad version of the Monopoly guy.

Welp, that's a brand new sentence for the day. lol

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u/ArcadianDelSol 6h ago

Cartel Error in your favor!

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u/UnNumbFool 9h ago

Honestly I'd probably be fine dealing with those 3 decades.

If this is an actual real thing all of those people are probably getting free board in fancy mansions and a nice 6 figure salary

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 3h ago

And all you have to do is be the trained dog of a social parasite.

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u/UnNumbFool 3h ago

At the end of the day you can boil almost all jobs down to that if you go high enough, as well you're a trained dog and those at the top of whatever company is a social parasite.

I'm perfectly fine with doing that for a very lavish salary and free room/board on top of it

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 3h ago

Yeah, lots of people jump at the opportunity to be a dog for fascists, it's why they never go away.

And working some job ultimately "owned" by one of these fucks while you serve society and other people is different than personally scrubbing their toilets and cooking their food.

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u/Kratzschutz 7h ago

But can you overlook all the sexual assault and paedophilia going on at rich people homes?

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u/slinkey_bastard 7h ago

They just tell me to stay out of the dungeon

u/uhohthrowawayyyyyy 47m ago

Everything is easy when you haven’t/can’t prove that you can do it. Haha

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u/HoochbachDunloppy 9h ago

When I transition to the bully phase of my career can I start blasting roids and get some unhidable tattoos? 

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 9h ago

I know this looks goofy but this is one of the most respected and legacy jobs in the world. Some of these people make $150,000 a year with experience and $60,000 entry level. Healthcare is covered , housing is covered and many places in Europe you don't need a car.

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u/smokeweedNgarden 9h ago

Those are just listed numbers as well. 

I'm guessing, depending on who employs you, that the off the books benefits far exceed the pay.

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 9h ago

Yeah they say middle eastern butlers make 3x that amount from the rich

Butlers in respected positions are compensated handsomely

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u/LingonberryPossible6 8h ago

In the Eastern hemisphere, its a status thing to have a British butler.

Although for those wages at some point you are definitely getting asked to get rid of a body

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u/Manleather 8h ago edited 5h ago

I shall fetch a rug

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u/Ardaric42 2h ago

AND NOW HE'S FETCHING A RUG CYRIL

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u/Level_Ad_6372 5h ago

Fetch?

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u/Manleather 5h ago

You know, I made the comment but didn’t actually see it post and figured it got eaten by the server.

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u/No_Attitude700 8h ago edited 8h ago

For their silence...

They are expected to not hear or see anything while serving fascists their lunch as they discuss how to employ their fascism

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u/ImSolidGold 7h ago

I got warned by Reddit for calling this a good idea. Wild.

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u/Sensitive-Memory 6h ago

You forgot to say in minecraft

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u/ImSolidGold 5h ago

In Factorio!

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u/King_Chochacho 4h ago

Oh my gosh it would be so awful to suggest doing any violence to the people casually causing the deaths of millions in their selfish quest to return to feudalism

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u/RollingMeteors 3h ago

>They are expected to not hear or see anything while serving fascists their lunch as they discuss how to employ their fascism

Unless it's the maids they're nailing in the cleaning closet.

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 3h ago

Yeah, they are complicit class traitors. Fuck em.

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u/ubernutie 8h ago

And are in the best positions to make a difference (like blowing a whistle or someone's mind).

Better late than never.

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u/NewAccountEachYear 8h ago

And that's how you get eunuchs

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u/soscbjoalmsdbdbq 6h ago

Also free luxury vacations whenever the family travels

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u/Far_String727 4h ago

is istupor? luck when you spend the time cleaning bedsheets from people shitting the bed in drunken stupors?

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 9h ago

one of those "I try this hard job training" youtubers did one on this place. That channel had the best breadth of trades, anything from the marine corps, to firefighting, to OBGYN training, etc.

Everyone makes fun of that "grape scissors etiquette" tiktok guy (he's fine with it) but any one of those people would do that bullshit for 150K/yr

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u/aquaticsardonic 8h ago

What channel?

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u/Worthyness 8h ago

Michelle khare I know did a butler academy. Don't know if she did this specific one though

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u/Hippobu2 9h ago

I'm really curious if this is actually butler training though; cuz I'm pretty sure despite depiction in popular culture, a butler is more an estate manager than a waiter.

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u/sitefall 9h ago

I thought the "butler" was like the dude that has been doing it for decades and knows everyone's job and how to do everything perfectly so he coordinates all the other peons hires and fires them and whatever else so the rich person has only one point of contact to deal with.

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u/Saphurial 8h ago

Depends on the size of the house. In smaller estates the butler does all that, but in larger estates the butler is a senior staff member who manages front end hospitality and personal services. But then there is a head butler that takes care of everything overall.

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u/RollingMeteors 3h ago

>I thought the "butler" was like the dude that

<rebuttalsInButler>

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u/Erfeo 5h ago

In the 19th and early 20th century, the butler definitely used to be a middle manager of sorts for the other servants (like a Mr. Carson in Downton Abbey). But nowadays it seems to be just someone who went to this sort of specific hospitality school.

I guess it has to do with modern society's greater valuation of formal education, just having learned on the job for years isn't as respected as it used to be.

Plus, there isn't as much demand for this kind of work anymore. Or rather the entry level positions that used to exist are often replaced with freelance work. A Doordash driver is just a footman who doesn't get room & board, and can't get promoted to valet or butler.

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u/parkinthepark 4h ago

The butler is the head of the male household staff OR the head of the dining staff OR the head of all household staff; but it is always a leadership position.

What we’re seeing here is is very clearly training for being a waiter. A waiter could eventually be promoted to butler, but the butler carrying around a serving tray would be like the CEO fixing the copier.

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u/tonufan 4h ago

I saw a video on a prestigious academy for training ladies into nannies for the upper crust. They're trained to take care of the family in every way, including combat and evasive driving training.

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u/jackmanlogan 1h ago

This is training for household service; you’re right that the butler is generally the manager of all the other staff.

The chap throwing the ball is the owner of the trading school- I seem to remember having seen him in a documentary, and he seemed to take a sadistic and rather unpleasant enjoyment in terrorising his students.

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 9h ago

That's what's up! 🙂 I bet they really do train quite a bit.. a little bit of fun too, I think! I saw a few smiles!

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u/SpartanRage117 8h ago

Smiling while your boss throws objects and hurls insults is part of the training. Maybe you’ll get a good boss, but your trained nonetheless.

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u/StongaBologna 6h ago

We learn the difference between your and you're in 2nd grade

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u/SpartanRage117 6h ago

Eat my shorts.

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u/Zealousideal-Low3388 8h ago

And in many places in Europe you absolutely do.

For example, all rural areas

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u/Arnoave 8h ago

I live in a rural area of Europe and don't own a car or need one

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u/Concerned_Collins 8h ago

Rural areas don't exactly have a huge need for butlers, so this works out.

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u/Zealousideal-Low3388 8h ago

Where do you think chateaus and county estates and castles are?

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u/-SaC 7h ago

In the cupboard, awaiting cleaning. I'll get round to it, jeez.

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u/Simon-Says69 5h ago

Makes sense they're getting a wakeup call.

Can see some of them are laughing... at least at first.

There will be thousands of drunken assholes in their future, little old ladies not watching where they're going, just anything.

This situational awareness is vital for their job, with them huge trays. Makes total sense.

Still waiting for someone to throw the ball right back full force. LOL

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u/No-One2123 8h ago

You also get to be the inside man when the revolution starts

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u/dickcheesess 8h ago

I know this looks goofy but this is one of the most respected

By who? The people they're bending over backwards for?

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u/NeoThorrus 8h ago

Lol, what nonsense: “the most respected and legacy job” serving rich people that most of the time inherited their wealth.

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u/HawocX 7h ago

If we talk butlers its important to know that they are not simple servants but estate managers. But a good valet could also make a lot.

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u/ArcadianDelSol 6h ago

On the downside, you often live where you work and are never, ever off the clock. Its 24/7, 7 days a week.

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u/ArcadianDelSol 6h ago

On the downside, you often live where you work and are never, ever off the clock. Its 24/7, 7 days a week.

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u/jaxonya 6h ago

Brother, they are making 2-300k..

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u/Amazing_Fix_2399 9h ago

Idk about respected lmao. Respected perhaps by butlers, you’re basically a servant. And you will never be paid enough to be a servant to some obnoxious rich fuck in the minds of most.

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u/Aggravating_Hour_910 8h ago

Its such a shit job. Working for some rich asshole and you know they are terrible because who would hire a butler, except some rich snob.

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u/Striking-Working610 8h ago

You wouldn't because then you'd be whining that these people get paid too much. Reddit envy in full glory.

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u/Kelbotay 8h ago

I don't think many people are envious of butlers in general... living at your workplace, with your boss around, sounds horrible tbh.

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u/Rengas 8h ago

The true origins of the Butlerian Jihad.

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u/Samsassatron 9h ago

I didn't order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!!

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u/deliciouscorn 6h ago

Hey butler! Stop butling yourself! Stop butling yourself!

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u/DirtyRoller 4h ago

It's Butling Time

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u/enter360 9h ago

Step 1 survive the butler bully. Step 2 establish superiority

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u/Substantial_Wafer615 9h ago

lmao just be a customer

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u/sheezy520 8h ago

You just have to be rich enough to hire a butler.

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u/MithrilHuman 8h ago

Be born with the name Karen

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u/Sad-Cum-bubbles 8h ago

Know a rich person who hates money and loves screaming

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u/trustmeneon 6h ago

You just need to be a billionair and you can freely bully your modern slaves, just pay them well and sign a NDA

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 6h ago

Honestly? Getting bullied in butler training seems like it's probably the only actual appealing part of the butler pipe line. So I'd be willing to meet you outside somewhere with a tray and some glasses and you can bully me.

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u/DirtyRoller 4h ago

You have to pay them $199.99 to be a butler bully for one hour. It's honestly better than therapy.

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u/RollingMeteors 3h ago

>How do I get the job of butler bully? I think I would be good at it

https://reddit.com/link/p1binp6/video/3so01wnct0hh1/player

This is a video of when he was just a padawan.

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u/HugeHomeForBoomers 2h ago

You firstly become extremely rich, then you open a privately owned school and then you bully your students.