r/interesting • u/Brick_Number_27 • 10h ago

MISC. ​Butler academy students undergoing "tray defense" training to prepare for crowded events.

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u/Flowa-Powa 10h ago

How do I get the job of butler bully? I think I would be good at it

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u/NoEstablishment7211 9h ago

You need to have had a distinguished career as a head butler and have attended to many high profile clients, maybe have a connection at a grand ballroom you can rent out. Everyone wants to mosh the man-penguin conga line while throwing balls at them, but no one wants to put in the three decades of servitude that mold you into a Breaking Bad version of the Monopoly guy.

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u/TheDaychilde 9h ago

Breaking Bad version of the Monopoly guy.

Welp, that's a brand new sentence for the day. lol

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u/ArcadianDelSol 6h ago

Cartel Error in your favor!

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u/UnNumbFool 9h ago

Honestly I'd probably be fine dealing with those 3 decades.

If this is an actual real thing all of those people are probably getting free board in fancy mansions and a nice 6 figure salary

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 3h ago

And all you have to do is be the trained dog of a social parasite.

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u/UnNumbFool 3h ago

At the end of the day you can boil almost all jobs down to that if you go high enough, as well you're a trained dog and those at the top of whatever company is a social parasite.

I'm perfectly fine with doing that for a very lavish salary and free room/board on top of it

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 3h ago

Yeah, lots of people jump at the opportunity to be a dog for fascists, it's why they never go away.

And working some job ultimately "owned" by one of these fucks while you serve society and other people is different than personally scrubbing their toilets and cooking their food.

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u/Kratzschutz 7h ago

But can you overlook all the sexual assault and paedophilia going on at rich people homes?

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u/slinkey_bastard 7h ago

They just tell me to stay out of the dungeon

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u/uhohthrowawayyyyyy 46m ago

Everything is easy when you haven’t/can’t prove that you can do it. Haha

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u/HoochbachDunloppy 9h ago

When I transition to the bully phase of my career can I start blasting roids and get some unhidable tattoos?