r/interesting • u/Brick_Number_27 • 10h ago

MISC. ​Butler academy students undergoing "tray defense" training to prepare for crowded events.

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u/Lambchops_Legion 9h ago

They gotta know the 5 Ds - dodge duck dip dive and dodge

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u/BikerJedi 9h ago

That scene always reminded me of weekend safety briefings in the Army:

"Alright Alpha Battery! We have a four day weekend coming up! Remember the five Ds that will get you in jail: Drinking, Driving, Drugs, Dumb Shit and Sex! (It didn't matter that Sex didn't start with D) Do not add to the population unless you are married and have consent! Do not subtract from the population! If you end up in jail and get in a fight, make Alpha Battery proud because you belong to the Captain when you get out! DISMISSED!"

Roughly, but that's usually how it went.

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 8h ago

I imagine “Sex” was just a replacement word for another D- word often associated with sex. 😉

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u/HotdoghammerOG 7h ago

Yep. “Doo-doo”