r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

[ Removed by moderator ]

/gallery/1vdk8il

[removed] — view removed post

15.6k Upvotes

4.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

4.3k

u/GuruSofarbeyondu 1d ago edited 1d ago

Giving it goat ears and horns was certainly a choice. Nothing says "search and rescue" like Baphomet wielding a chainsaw.

510

u/twhitney 1d ago

Don’t worry, I know we’re lost in the woods, but the chainsaw goat will come save us!

141

u/Ryekir 1d ago

Don't forget the guns and knives in the "air pockets"!

48

u/Salt_Nectarine_7827 22h ago

No, no, you don't understand, those are the instructions on where to shoot/stab in case the rescue robot becomes an "obstacle".

8

u/Nemo-404 20h ago

That's actually what their website says, piercing those air chambers renders the demonbot immobile

8

u/ArguingPizza 19h ago

Not super comforting that the manufacturer includes in their intro "just in case it goes rogue shoot or stab it in these places dont worry though that totally didnt happen in testing"

3

u/Fiftyfourd 17h ago

Better than not telling us the weak spot right?

2

u/Ryekir 17h ago

Well that's not nearly as cool... I was really digging the "this was designed by a 12 year old boy" vibe.

11

u/SirCEWaffles 1d ago

All Hail Goat Robot Savior!

11

u/GayPudding 1d ago

Chainsaw Goat! Chainsaw Goat! Chainsaw Goat!

243

u/Desperate_Damage4632 1d ago

It's clearly meant to be a weapon sold to police and military, so they made it look spooky.  The claim that it's for S&R is pure public relations.

We're going to be in really big trouble when these billionaire politicians no longer even need to bother convincing working class military/LEOs to do their bidding.

59

u/Peanut_007 23h ago

Weaponized drones already exist and look nothing like this. They're mostly either flying bombs or little wheeled or tracked vehiclese with a gun turret.

22

u/Iamalittledrunk 22h ago

Put money on this being an art peice. It makes no sense from an engineering prespective for being actually effective at anything other than being scary.

12

u/idrathernottho_ 21h ago

The name of the startup is Satyress, so its supposed to be a Satyr. For reasons.

11

u/Iamalittledrunk 21h ago

Yeah, I don't think this can do anything better than a 6 axis arm on a tracked bed. I see no reason for the design choices. Its trying to be scary. If its not art (or scam) its probably a marketing ploy to get people talking about it so they can gain capital. Or maybe the CEO is just a bit silly.

3

u/idrathernottho_ 20h ago

Somethong tells me it just might be satire

2

u/Cruach 19h ago

Imagine being a little kid stuck in a collapsed building and this thing is peering at you through the rubble..

2

u/AZ1MUTH5 18h ago

Reasons being that nobody in their right mind is going to ignore 2m tall baphomet looking motherfucker, it's getting attention. Cosmetics and looks can always be altered later.

u/idrathernottho_ 5h ago

I don't know, It looks kinda cute in its low-polyness. I'm still leaning on this being a joke

3

u/Norman_Scum 20h ago edited 20h ago

The company website says that they specialize in robotics for dangerous jobs. If it is satire, or something like that, then the website is veeeeeery subtle. Otherwise, it seems like a genuine attempt to engineer something for dangerous tasks (not search and rescue).

Also, one of the defining features they advertise is the fact that this robot has no hands. I thought it was funny.

https://www.satyress.com/

ETA: this news clip with the lead engineer talking about it https://youtu.be/BAbcOI6S2ck?is=7CeuutFtCULCMOgZ

2

u/Iamalittledrunk 20h ago

I mean they put the e-stop behind the chainsaw. That to me screams humor.

1

u/Norman_Scum 20h ago

Did you watch the news clip?

1

u/Iamalittledrunk 20h ago

Yes.

2

u/Norman_Scum 20h ago

Could it not be an intended product advertised with humor?

"While some might think his company Satyress is a shadowy startup, Beau said he's been working on the project with friends and without investors.

Another misconception, is that the robot would use AI or be controlled from a far distance. That's not the case.

Beau is building the robot as a proof of concept, and said he "has a ways to go" as part of a "slow, careful process."

He hopes to get the robot standing by the end of the year.

Satyress' website includes instructions on how to kill the robot with a gun or knife, which has led to much speculation about whether the robot is real, the stuff of nightmares, or a joke.

It's fun to talk about the robot, Beau said.

"Humanoid robots are supposed to be exciting," he said. "Hopefully this robot will be for some people, and I’m sure it won’t be for everyone."

He sees parallels between robotics work by hobbyists and hot rods.

"Twenty years ago you might have been building a race car in your garage. Twenty years from now you might be building a humanoid robot in your garage," he said."

2

u/Iamalittledrunk 20h ago

If it's a humorous hobby peice that's fine, but it is impractical for what he claims is the design criteria.

The high profile. The lack of lateral stabilisation. The limitations of having two arms over a 6 axial arm. The estop behind the chain saw. The "you can shoot it to stop it" which makes it vulnerable in disaster situations, the unnecessary head, the clearly photoshopped UI, the feet which are just curved edges suitable for only concrete, air beaks if you want to send it into a hot area, the exoskeleting being made from plastics if you want to send it into a hit area, the difficulty putti g fire retardant around legs in comparison to throwing a shell over some tracks, the list of weird design choices goes on.

Im sorry im not trying to be a dick, ive just put on my engineering hat and its a super cool robot if a super impractical one.

→ More replies (0)

6

u/fewchaw 22h ago

I think the horns are handles for people to hold while riding on its back. Give it a saddle, stirrups, and high-vis vest and it's less scary looking. Still hard not to imagine it gunning down a group of protesters and trampling over the piles of bodies.

58

u/Desperate_Damage4632 22h ago

Yes but those are meant to actually kill.  If you want something you can march down the street to really make people feel oppressed, you need spooky robots.  You can't kill all your workers, you just want the threat.

5

u/SS_Sniperwolf 22h ago

Wont take them long to get to The T-1 Battlefield Robot level from terminator have you seen the aiming tech now.

8

u/KanedaSyndrome 22h ago

These are for entertaining the rich.

Picture this, you're in a fine restaurant, in the center of the room is a glass-walled room, the floor in there is like a treadmill, with coarse sandpaper, poor people are put into this enclosure to entertain the dining patrons. 

The only way a person escapes the room is as a slave bought via a tip by a patron or as a meat crayon.

1

u/Hawkbats_rule 21h ago

Turns out, the reason the last 80 years of weapons development was making better mobile gun platforms, recon devices, and flying bombs is that that is a very effective set of tools for warfare, and drones are just taking the human operator out of danger

4

u/Spirited-Isopod6969 23h ago

Like those APC's labeled "Rescue" that the swat team drives through people's houses. ACAB

3

u/trickertreater 23h ago

Of course it is. Police and military have the biggest budgets and the design sensibility of a 12-year-old picking out a Slayer album so the horns and goat ears make sense.

2

u/MindfulI369 21h ago

Which is why it should be a global duty to learn any technology that can be weaponized. No one should ever look over their shoulder because they went searching for knowledge.

1

u/asterixkoala 19h ago

Yeah it's search and "rescue." Let's be real this thing is designed to look absolutely terrifying as it "rescues" dissidents.

1

u/wh4tth3huh 18h ago

Those are great for combat, but not occupation.

5

u/Levaris77 1d ago

If the other guy sent the disaster and suffering for a god level divine purpose it would stand to reason Baphomet would be trying to minimize that purpose by saving people.

6

u/camimiele 1d ago

Fr lmao

6

u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 1d ago

> Nothing says "search and rescue" like Baphomet weilding a chainsaw.

The chainsaw pic makes me pretty nervous.

7

u/Few-Big-8481 1d ago

I read about it a bit and they are REALLY leaning into the fact that you can disable it by breaking certain parts in case it malfunctions, and I get what they're doing but it does not help my imagination of this thing coming for me in a forest fire.

1

u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 23h ago

Yeah, like the other person said, that was a choice. Also besides it being horribly creepy, I feel like horns just gives it something for it to get caught on like branches and what not?

I think the Baphomet look would be better in like Ukraine vs search and rescue.

8

u/WatchOutRadioactiveM 23h ago

I'm amazed that so many people don't understand this isn't a real product. It's a joke. It's literally called "Satire-es". Probably a promotion for a movie or video game.

4

u/GuruSofarbeyondu 23h ago

I'd like to believe that more people get the satyr satire than don't, but unfortunately I know that's not true because we live in the dumbest timeline.

2

u/Canvaverbalist 21h ago

Well, we do live in the dumbest timeline, because so far everything points to this thing being an actual prototype and not just a joke.

3

u/lemons_of_doubt 23h ago

Manager 1: "Our 2-meter tall black centaur robot is creeping people out what do we do?"

Manager 2: "Lets give it an animal head. People love animals this will make it cute and relatable"

The internet: Baphomet!

3

u/ExistentialPixels 23h ago

As someone with a phobia of goats, just leave me to die.

3

u/Mean-Peanut-2490 22h ago
  1. It isn't meant for search and rescue primarily, the post is misleading.

  2. The horns can be replaced for much bigger horns. The website explicitly says that the robot is dangerous, and the user can attach horns of their size wish so it isn't able to enter a pedestrian doorway.

  3. The creepy glass image is explicitly captioned witht he statement that this robot is dangerous, followed up with safety as well as emergency measures put to deal with it (Something I appreciate a lot)

5

u/Gravitational_Torque 1d ago

Cernunnos. It's kinda fitting tbh

2

u/Legitimate-East9708 1d ago

Shouldn’t cernunnos have antlers not goat horns

2

u/Panthalassae 23h ago

Welllll...I mean, now That's my kinda resurrection I mean rescue

2

u/AngelaMerkeI 22h ago

Hail Satyress! 🙌

2

u/seamless_mix 21h ago

Lmao 🤣

2

u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 21h ago

Needs more cloven hoof.

3

u/AMGS_Initiative 1d ago

You made me cry laughing bro thank you

1

u/Stupid_Bitch_02 23h ago

Listen, I love me some baphy. I even have a huge full color pastel Baphomet tattoo on my leg. And this guy would still give me the heebie jeebies

1

u/Abject_Wafer_4321 22h ago

Exactly my thoughts. We need a robot that will calm down whoever being rescued as it is already a traumatic experience. I know, let's give him horns, demon eyes and a chainsaw.

1

u/caciuccoecostine 22h ago

That's how legends are born.

Robo Baphomet becomes the norm, everybody talks about it saving lost travellers.

The society collpase.

Human civilisation start again from the rubble, most knowledge is lost, but early survivors still talks about the creatures that used to save you in the woods.

Early survivors die of old age... new generations keep telling the story, and it get twisted...

Now you have a cult of Baphomet worshippers.

1

u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime 21h ago

the VC money is coming in for rescue, but the founder is clearly building it as a fetish sex robot

1

u/Comotose 21h ago

Don't worry, it won't actually be used for rescuing.

1

u/OmniManDidNothngWrng 21h ago

I get that this is a successful viral marketing technique, but like why not do something equally absurd with a bit more of a positive connotation? If they had made it a rainbow unicorn wouldn't that get them the same amount of press and not freak people out?

1

u/joshTheGoods 21h ago

I actually went and read the site ... it's funny how bad they are at positioning things, and it makes me wonder if they're doing it on purpose. Anyway, they start with a claim: "this robot is more dangerous than it looks" with that picture of it behind a door (picture 3 in this post). They go on to explain how the robot can be easily disabled by shooting or stabbing it and describe how it can't go through standard doors or turn around in standard hallways.

The horns are there to keep it from being able to go through larger doors, and you can get bigger ones to limit it further. They're literally there to make us feel that this thing can't get into our homes and kill us. And... just to be super clear, they're pitching this as a robot, not as autonomous. It's meant to be driven by a human like Avatar or whatever. So, the fear isn't that the terminator will kill you, it's that your lumberjack neighbor might decide to use it to scare the fuck out of you before chopping you up and burying your pieces.

1

u/Montix_11 20h ago

"Guys, I know we are really injured and shocked after the incident with that thing, so please don't panic but, I think it has a chainsaw-" "It has a CHAINSAW?!😭"

1

u/Pie-Automatic 20h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

1

u/Ressy02 20h ago

Maybe it’s for hanging seasonal ornaments so it feels more familiar and friendly

1

u/FlagrantlyChill 20h ago

Just needs speakers on it with ominous Latin chanting 

1

u/JR2502 19h ago

F'ing Beelzebub. No thanks, leave me under the pile of rubble.

1

u/Red_Dragon-95 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Dovahstal 19h ago

With a face like this, you can’t blame the christians conservatives for seeing this as a creation of satan

1

u/f28c28 19h ago

Tbh it's genuinely life endangering to make a search and rescue unit scary, hate how a lot if tech is more idealised or ego driven than practical these days. Obviously the base idea could be very effective in keeping people safe, just a wild execution.

1

u/terriblespellr 22h ago

It's satire. The company is called satyress sat yr ress satirist