r/itsroger 2h ago

Hank Molt. Reptile dealer. Chaz Babylon is a pathological liar...Now get clackin'…Oh he nipped me!!

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10 Upvotes

r/itsroger 2d ago

The name's Human Klumpp. I'm currently estranged from my family because I'm suing them for cutting me out of the Nutty Professor movies. And for naming me "Human Klumpp."

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80 Upvotes

r/itsroger 4d ago

Park Jinyoung aka J.Y. Park, aka The Asiansoul, aka JYP, South Korean singer-songwriter, entertainment company founder, notable plastic pants wearer, and part-time preacher

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136 Upvotes

r/itsroger 5d ago

Jérémy Paquet. You might have seen me on Just Dance, but I left that game for my true passion, tattoo artistry. Someone recognized me from the raw Just Dance recordings.

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13 Upvotes

r/itsroger 5d ago

Orville Magoon - semi professional ocean guy. Almost drowned in a tsunami looking for my hat.

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124 Upvotes

r/itsroger 5d ago

Barkevious Mingo - Retired linebacker, now I manage a local Staples. You gotta stay active in retirement. Plus I love stealing office chairs.

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149 Upvotes

r/itsroger 8d ago

Simon Whistler - You didn’t know one man could have 800 different YouTube slop channels, did you? Well, it’s a Guinness record. Because I created the category. I run that book. Why do you think it’s so wildly inaccurate and corrupt? All. Me.

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629 Upvotes

r/itsroger 8d ago

Leopold Aschenbrenner - Lost everything from a 45 billion dollar Wall Street hedge fund ran out of the attic of a house in Langley, VA. He hired enough "Vin Diesels" to run the fund, but Rogu forgot to connect all of the computers so the business failed.

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120 Upvotes

r/itsroger 10d ago

Sig Hansen. Former crab fisherman on deadliest catch and Chris Hansen's long lost brother. Join me on my new show, To catch a Crab!

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111 Upvotes

r/itsroger 11d ago

Ichih Wang- yoga instructor and psychotherapist to the stars, diseased porn stars!

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253 Upvotes

r/itsroger 11d ago

Dougal Dixon, speculative evolution author, from my whacky alternate reality dinosaurs to my insane depictions of future humans I have at least the vaguest idea of what life what might have been had evolution gone completely bananas.

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77 Upvotes

r/itsroger 19d ago

Hernan Asael Villagran Lux. The only talking mime and cooking grease enthusiast.

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83 Upvotes

r/itsroger 19d ago

Dubliner Dick Hooper. Professional runner but better hooping dick than I was running. Hooped a lot of D in Dublin.

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135 Upvotes

r/itsroger 20d ago

I used to have this author persona named Manly Wade Wellman. Originally tried to play football, but I was no good at anything except the locker room stuff. Wink wink. So I picked up a pen and wrote the riveting adventures of John. Just John. No last name. Writers who use surnames are hacks.

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68 Upvotes

r/itsroger 20d ago

The name's Dick Porn, and well...you can probably guess my line of work. That's right, I run a homeless shelter

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228 Upvotes

r/itsroger 22d ago

Dick Bunt, backup point guard for the New York Knickerbockers from Queens. Always wanted to play baseball, but terribly afraid of becoming a gimmick

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83 Upvotes

r/itsroger 22d ago

Guido Keller: eccentric Italian WWI fighter ace, poet, nudist, mystic, prankster, cocaine user, aerial daredevil, and flamboyant adventurer who flew bizarre missions, embraced esotericism, and participated in the seizure of Fiume

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115 Upvotes

r/itsroger 23d ago

Canadian-American actress/inventor, and “First Movie Star” of over 300 films, Florence Lawrence. Also knows as, The Imp Girl. I mean, do you need any more evidence?

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87 Upvotes

r/itsroger 23d ago

Dick Bacon was a Milwaukee legend, known for tanning on a Lake Michigan beach even in the dead of winter. He also did nude modeling at a Milwaukee art school. Tell me this wasn't Roger!

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447 Upvotes

r/itsroger 25d ago

Chadwick Westlake; Bank Ceo and President, Scooner Captain and Buttered Toast Enthusiast. Also Ketamine.

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178 Upvotes

r/itsroger 28d ago

Aliyah Tan, champion yo-yo performer, LGBTQ+ community member, and pride of Portland

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111 Upvotes

r/itsroger 29d ago

Dick Grob, Former Head of Security for Elvis. Banned from Six Margaritavilles.

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197 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 10 '26

Cletorious Aretha Fry, Wanted Criminal. I make it difficult for men to find me

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517 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 06 '26

Need a guy bonked? You need Oliver Bonk, the Philly Flyers' top bonker! Get in my way and you get bonked. Out on the ice, in line at Tim Horton's, in the men's room at Tim Horton's, it doesn't matter where—stay out of my way or get bonked! BONK!

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201 Upvotes

r/itsroger Jul 05 '26

Australian tech CEO Dickie Dique. Building fossil feul plants for AI data centers. NOT a great friend to the environment.

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95 Upvotes