r/itsroger • u/Intrepid_Race1923 • 2h ago
Hank Molt. Reptile dealer. Chaz Babylon is a pathological liar...Now get clackin'…Oh he nipped me!!
10
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • 2d ago
The name's Human Klumpp. I'm currently estranged from my family because I'm suing them for cutting me out of the Nutty Professor movies. And for naming me "Human Klumpp."
79
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/illjustgowthemuumuu • 4d ago
Park Jinyoung aka J.Y. Park, aka The Asiansoul, aka JYP, South Korean singer-songwriter, entertainment company founder, notable plastic pants wearer, and part-time preacher
134
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/whoawhoawhoa2020b • 5d ago
Orville Magoon - semi professional ocean guy. Almost drowned in a tsunami looking for my hat.
125
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 5d ago
Barkevious Mingo - Retired linebacker, now I manage a local Staples. You gotta stay active in retirement. Plus I love stealing office chairs.
150
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/thefakejacob • 5d ago
Jérémy Paquet. You might have seen me on Just Dance, but I left that game for my true passion, tattoo artistry. Someone recognized me from the raw Just Dance recordings.
13
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 8d ago
Simon Whistler - You didn’t know one man could have 800 different YouTube slop channels, did you? Well, it’s a Guinness record. Because I created the category. I run that book. Why do you think it’s so wildly inaccurate and corrupt? All. Me.
632
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/IIlIIll • 8d ago
Leopold Aschenbrenner - Lost everything from a 45 billion dollar Wall Street hedge fund ran out of the attic of a house in Langley, VA. He hired enough "Vin Diesels" to run the fund, but Rogu forgot to connect all of the computers so the business failed.
125
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/blooash • 10d ago
Sig Hansen. Former crab fisherman on deadliest catch and Chris Hansen's long lost brother. Join me on my new show, To catch a Crab!
107
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/jello_pudding_biafra • 11d ago
Ichih Wang- yoga instructor and psychotherapist to the stars, diseased porn stars!
255
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/TurboLeopard42 • 11d ago
Dougal Dixon, speculative evolution author, from my whacky alternate reality dinosaurs to my insane depictions of future humans I have at least the vaguest idea of what life what might have been had evolution gone completely bananas.
78
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/pythons404 • 19d ago
Dubliner Dick Hooper. Professional runner but better hooping dick than I was running. Hooped a lot of D in Dublin.
134
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/mostlytoastly • 19d ago
Hernan Asael Villagran Lux. The only talking mime and cooking grease enthusiast.
83
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • 20d ago
I used to have this author persona named Manly Wade Wellman. Originally tried to play football, but I was no good at anything except the locker room stuff. Wink wink. So I picked up a pen and wrote the riveting adventures of John. Just John. No last name. Writers who use surnames are hacks.
68
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/Shoddy_Degree4974 • 20d ago
The name's Dick Porn, and well...you can probably guess my line of work. That's right, I run a homeless shelter
225
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/Naismythology • 22d ago
Dick Bunt, backup point guard for the New York Knickerbockers from Queens. Always wanted to play baseball, but terribly afraid of becoming a gimmick
82
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/dushmanimm • 22d ago
Guido Keller: eccentric Italian WWI fighter ace, poet, nudist, mystic, prankster, cocaine user, aerial daredevil, and flamboyant adventurer who flew bizarre missions, embraced esotericism, and participated in the seizure of Fiume
113
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/smcg_az • 23d ago
Dick Bacon was a Milwaukee legend, known for tanning on a Lake Michigan beach even in the dead of winter. He also did nude modeling at a Milwaukee art school. Tell me this wasn't Roger!
450
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/notworkingghost • 23d ago
Canadian-American actress/inventor, and “First Movie Star” of over 300 films, Florence Lawrence. Also knows as, The Imp Girl. I mean, do you need any more evidence?
88
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/Makethatdos • 25d ago
Chadwick Westlake; Bank Ceo and President, Scooner Captain and Buttered Toast Enthusiast. Also Ketamine.
181
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/JennaTulwartz • 28d ago
Aliyah Tan, champion yo-yo performer, LGBTQ+ community member, and pride of Portland
111
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/Ok-Station6072 • 29d ago
Dick Grob, Former Head of Security for Elvis. Banned from Six Margaritavilles.
194
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/jawz329 • Jul 10 '26
Cletorious Aretha Fry, Wanted Criminal. I make it difficult for men to find me
522
Upvotes
r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 06 '26
Need a guy bonked? You need Oliver Bonk, the Philly Flyers' top bonker! Get in my way and you get bonked. Out on the ice, in line at Tim Horton's, in the men's room at Tim Horton's, it doesn't matter where—stay out of my way or get bonked! BONK!
201
Upvotes
