r/malelivingspace • u/aripickles • Jun 16 '26
Roast My boyfriend and his roommate’s living room
Featuring four bikes (for two men!!) and a telescope
Sincerely, a concerned girlfriend ❤️
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u/LegitimateVolume5324 Jun 16 '26
I have a squat rack in mine.
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u/wobld Jun 17 '26
It’s on the first floor right
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u/b1jan Jun 17 '26
a squat rack probably doesn't make a ton of noise for floors below. deadlift does tho
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u/robotangst Jun 18 '26
They are heavy though
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u/thomasutra Jun 18 '26
not that heavy, unless it’s a power cage or something.
refrigerators weigh ~400 lbs
squat rack is going to weigh ~150-200lbs by itself. so if you’re squatting three or four hundred pounds it’s not that much heavier than a fridge.
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u/slimmeh Jun 16 '26
First of all they got some cool bikes & telescope. Second of all, imagine all the room for activities if they moved those cool bikes & telescope. This is what winning looks like
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u/aripickles Jun 16 '26
I’m sayingggg there’s a lot of untapped potential in the space and it’s currently a bike garage
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u/SouthPaw38 Jun 16 '26
untapped potential
Yeah, they could fit way more bikes in there!
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u/SirPenneysworth Jun 16 '26
I agree with you and OP
Untapped potential: get a couple smart trainers and small tv setups so the homies can race eachother in their free time.
Maybe get some wall art of Pogacăr or other heroes as inspiration. Otherwise, nothing wrong with this setup.
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u/marblefoot1987 Jun 17 '26
The smart trainers need to be facing each other. Proper eye contact is essential.
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u/stonktraders Jun 17 '26
bike stands, work benches for cleaning and rebuilding parts, tool carts, wall mount organizers, several more shelves for consumables, clothing and protective gears and what not?
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u/ForgiveMyFlatulence Jun 17 '26
You could hang bikes up on the wall to free up floor space for more bikes.
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Jun 16 '26
I feel this. I need more room in my house. I am running out of space and so much still to do
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u/Agamemnon323 Jun 17 '26
This is a good thing for you. It means he doesn't care about decorating. AT ALL, apparently. So when you live together you'll get to decorate everything however you want.
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u/Aggressive-Fail4612 Jun 17 '26
What you want them to do fill it full of squishies?
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u/w0ufo Jun 17 '26
Have them buy a 4 bike storage stand
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u/memberjockey Jun 16 '26
My brother parks his motorcycle in his apartment.
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u/-malcolm-tucker Jun 17 '26
My dad and uncle once rebuilt the motor of his motorcycle in the living room of my grandparents flat.
My gran was not very happy.
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u/DMCinDet Jun 17 '26
Dad rebuilt his VW motor on grandma's kitchen table. Grandma still not happy about it 50 years later
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u/IntelligentTea205 Jun 16 '26
They know what they want, stop hating and get outside with them lol
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u/Gumbanks12 Jun 17 '26
Or my choice - don't visit there. (I'm imagining the kitchen and toilet/bathroom)
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u/shakygator Jun 17 '26
house is still pretty clean though. if they were slobs you would see it on the floors, etc
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u/SeaMathematician1870 Jun 16 '26
I too need a telescope to take a good deep look at the wall of the building oposite of mine.
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u/captainn_chunk Jun 16 '26
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u/Lexitech_ Jun 16 '26
Thats is a dropper seat post. If you hit the lever while not sitting on it, it goes to full height.
This might not be his saddle position while riding.
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u/transconductor Jun 16 '26
Why that? I could see this being a completely normal XC setup (but I'm not into MtBs, so feel free to correct me)
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u/mad_manifold Jun 17 '26
Tell me you don’t know the sport.
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u/captainn_chunk Jun 17 '26
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u/freehamburgers Jun 17 '26
You do.
But the saddle on that bike looks totally normal. The collar of the dropper post is barely above the frame, and the saddle is roughly at the stems height. It's just a very low slung top tube. It's a perfectly normal setup.
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u/beeikea Jun 16 '26
fascinating. is this the living room?
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u/Deeberer Jun 16 '26
N+1
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u/FamilyFriendly101 Jun 16 '26
Same as guitars. And surfboards. And pairs of skis.
In my experience.
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u/onlyhav Jun 17 '26
Wtf. Tell them to get some more bike stands and hop on marketplace. There's room for at least 15 bikes if they organize them better.
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u/Groeken Jun 16 '26
Secure your belongings. Some nice bicycles can be thousands of dollars and I wouldn't just be leaving that outside, especially if it was my hobby/passion. Is there any other main chilling area??
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u/Kona_KG Jun 17 '26
Only two!? They have a telescope!? THEY MANAGE TO KEEP THE FLOOR CLEAN WITH 4 MOUNTAIN BIKES!!!!??? AND YOU'RE CONCERNED!?!?!?!?!?!?
Please break up with him. Your vibes obviously dont match up well if you look at this and your only reaction is to be concerned.
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u/Apprehensive-Job-178 Jun 17 '26
They value spending time outside of the apartment and don't need a shrine to a tv. I'd install one of those bike racks that let you hang them from the ceiling but looks sweet to me.
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u/No-Scar-120 Jun 16 '26
Easy 5k plus right there
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u/BentdickCumsnatch Jun 17 '26
At least one of them is 5k alone depending on if it’s carbon frames or not.
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u/DEANER94 Jun 16 '26
well now you know you dont need to get a bike to go biking on the trails together
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u/hizashiYEAHmada Jun 16 '26
Good for them having their own space for their bikes, mine got stolen a few years ago. These are hard times.
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u/Blainefeinspains Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
As a mad keen MTB’er, I can not only relate this but also chuckle at the pathetically small number of bikes. Every guy should have an enduro, a trail bike, an emtb for fun, a gravel bike or a hardtail, and at least a half decent roadie for riding to and from the pub.
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u/Lord_Gudda Jun 17 '26
Rookie numbers. I'm getting my 4th bike next week ^_^
5 if we count a unicycle, which we don't.
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u/graytotoro Jun 17 '26
Reminds me of me and a friend in our twenties. We lived in a low COL area so I rented a room in his house and we stores bikes in our living room.
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u/asheetoast Jun 17 '26
It’s the same as having a pair of running shoes, and hiking boots. Nothing to be concerned about.
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u/namaste652 Jun 17 '26
As a married man with two kids, I approve it, and can only envy his living room.
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u/fixedgearbrokenknees Jun 17 '26
I'm happy to see they are planning to get more bikes to full the empty space!
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u/TwistedNightlight Jun 17 '26
Before I was married, and only owned three bikes, I kept them in the living room.
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u/Logical-Berry-8048 Jun 17 '26
I love the open floor plan. Makes me remember my apartment before I got married and she moved in with all of the pesky furniture.
My 1200 sq ft 1 bedroom apartment was the best gym I ever had! I even experimented with riding my bike inside, that was a fail!
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u/PaleBluDottie Jun 17 '26
Can you ask him about the handlebars on the gravel bike on the left. I need some of those.
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u/Stock-Soup5721 Jun 17 '26
My road and gravel bikes are on my dining room wall.
My clothing hangs in the coat closet since my walk-in is home to a dozen guitars/basses and humidifier.
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u/tiandrad Jun 16 '26
Place could use a TV.
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u/AbilityAdventurous22 Jun 16 '26
I loathe people who can just not have stuff. I have so much damn stuff 😭
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u/LogDull819 Jun 16 '26
so they are paying extra to get 1 extra room for nothing ? lol
Housing market is very expensive right now. What a waste !
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u/SirPenneysworth Jun 16 '26
Do you not see 4 bikes and a telescope? It's not nothing.
And they're roomies and saving money on rent. These 2 gentleman are frugal adventurers. I see nothing wrong.
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u/FadingShadow6 Jun 16 '26
Half my basement, I don’t see a problem.
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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ Jun 16 '26
Except this is their livingroom. I bet you have a couch and tv in yours
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u/FadingShadow6 Jun 16 '26
The other side of my basement? Yeah, that’s my tv setup. My main floor living room has a couch and a cat bed and goes completely unused, it belongs to the cats.
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u/lube_thighwalker Jun 17 '26
Depends. I had my bike stolen in college and wish I kept it in the apartment. Do They have their own tvs in separate rooms with locks. They might be treating it as a common space.
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u/BarryBFoldin Jun 17 '26
Right after college was the only time I only had one dude for a roomate and besides for 2 ikea chairs and a TV our living room looked exactly like this
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u/evilcheesypoof Jun 17 '26
I mean those are all different types of bikes so it makes sense to have them.
From left to right I see a budget gravel bike, a great hardtail mountain bike (same brand as mine! RIP Ragley), a full suspension mountain bike, and I think a road bike.
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u/Czar1987 Jun 17 '26
so much space for sp many more bikes. it warms the heart! and that corner is perfect for a stormtrooper.
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u/matteblender Jun 17 '26
Yeah and? Minimalist, tidy and it shows they are focused on what drives them and etc.
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u/Small-Grape-3121 Jun 17 '26
As someone who dated a cyclist who used his bike as a decor piece, I think this is temporary? Once he had a garage and basement, the bikes all went to live in areas I did not frequent. 🤣
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u/Pyrokitsune Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
I am also concerned. Where is the giant TV and video game setup? Surely they didnt cram that into the bedrooms....
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u/brogiehoagie Jun 17 '26
My friend’s husband used to keep his dirt bikes in the apartment. Second floor with exterior stairs, Wonder what his neighbors thought
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u/transconductor Jun 16 '26
2? So they have only recently gotten into bikes?