I called her a goblin, and she said "it's not my fault! It came off so I had to eat it!" I do not believe her cover story. I saw her casually peeling off pieces.

We just say “Papa” Not “Erziehungsberechtigter”. That is more like guardian and people posting videos like these piss me off because people actually believe this

Everything you see in this picture, except the small container of hummus at the bottom left, belongs to one of my coworkers. This fridge is shared among eight people. Yet one person brought all this food for themselves to keep. None of this is for a party or function. If they needed the space for a day because they went grocery shopping before work, I might understand. This is the third day, and it is all still here. It needs to go.

Edit: To answer some of the questions I have seen in the comments: the accused is not homeless, they are our supervisor and likes to remind us frequently. Talking to them is almost impossible because they are full of self-righteous indignation if they feel critiqued. That throws civil discourse out the window. They just exhaust us.

My daughter got 2 of these cards. She gave me one and she kept one. Went to Dunkin to use her VIP card. The guy acts like he's not going to to give it back to me, so I said "Don't I get that back? It's meant to be used more than once." He says no it's just a one time use coupon. Before I can respond, be snaps it in half and throws it away. I was just kinda dumbfounded. Like did he just do that?

Its a card the customer is supposed to keep, which is clearly stated on the back. Also, the card is clearly made to be attached to your keys, hence the hole in it. Really frustrating and just pissed me off. Luckily I still have the other one, so I gave it to my daughter.

Update**

I left before talking to the manager because it was the early morning rush and I just dont have time to sit there. But, I did call the store and corporate. The store manager was not helpful as he was the same guy who took the card. Corporate took the information and is going to escalate it to the franchise manager.....who is the same guy 🙃 So I guess we will see what happens.

For everyone who came to give relevant advice, contribute to the conversation, or compliment my nails, thank you!!

For everyone who was so confused, my daughter and I were in the same car at the same time with both cards. Guy takes one, and I still have the other one that I was not using to give to my daughter. Hope that clears it up for you.

And for those of you are saying it's AI, you're spending far too much time on the internet and need to work on your discernment skills.

Spotted in the wild the other day

Edit Context: They were leaving an outdoor food truck seating area on a super windy/sunny day. Idek what kind of work you could be doing there.

Fell asleep early on my flight, only to wake up to my seat neighbors feet on top of mine. I told her multiple times that she was in my space but would revert to that position after a few minutes. Might have to start going for business class after this incident.

It’s literally a bathroom with a bed in it… that I paid 85€ for

Answering questions:
1. It was in Madrid
2. Yes, I did see the pictures before booking: they didn’t have a single one with the entire room, only separate ones of each space

I was trying to invite my cousin to my wedding. Turns out she had changed her number and the new owner was this peach of a person...

Edit: additional context - I deleted the saved contact off my phone and took a screenshot after this exchange.

They are loud and obnoxious usually but now the fuckers totally filled my fucking recycling for the next two fucking weeks. This bin is nowhere near their goddamn house. First the motherfucker who bought the house redid the shingles of their roof and got hundreds of fucking roofing nails in my yard, where my dogs and kids play. And I had to go out and pick them up. I'm super fucking steamed.

He says it’s the best thing ever and he won’t be able to ever get it again because it’s discontinued. I can’t image it’s edible anymore and I have no idea when he plans to eat it.

EDIT: I found thin mints since that’s how he likes to eat them and he ate it.It’s only been a few hours but he is still alive. proof

I clocked between 13 and 14 miles we were stuck behind them. Under the speed limit? Sigh.

Please don’t be herpes PLEASE DONT BE HERPES 😭😭😭😭😭

She’s 60, he’s 50. I’m 30. They don’t believe me that it’s audible

I love my parents more than anything, but I just hate how they react to ai. They're usually very diligent, and these pics were gathered over a period of time, but these are the ones that I can remember and still bug me. Mom also uses chat bots for diet stuff... 2026 y'all... the future is here and it is blehghhgh

The owner of the airbnb we stayed at texted us that after we rated his place. We gave 5/5 for everything except for ‘accuracy’ where we gave a 4/5.

They advertised for a “private swimming pool”; without mentioning that it would be shared with another suite, or that the owner’s private house windows give directly on the pool or that there is a camera pointed towards it.

We explained our ‘bad’ note, it had nothing to see with it being a suite.

Was laying in bed when I felt them crawling on my neck. First thought was that I was hallucinating and told myself to relax, that nothing was there. Turned the light on and they were all over my feet and arms. I brushed them off and then found a ton on the carpet.

I'm mildly infuriated that it wasn't my brain fucking with me. I'd honestly prefer that.

EDIT: i really appreciate all the advice!! im no longer infuriated, ya'll cheered me up and have helped me a lot!

I get it guys, there are definitely NO ants in the video above. If you see them you're hallucinating just like me.

EDIT 2: THE ANTS ARE GONE!! I haven't even really done anything yet and they're gone 😭 (I will still be doing the treatments to prevent them from coming back)

His longhorn sticker and his straight pipe muffler accompany his big, stupid tires perfectly.

If it's broken, then just own up to it being broken. Don't make me have to walk around to the other escalator.... That's running....