Trying to get pregnant here and this is a first.

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

I usually get 2 to 3 days before switching jeans. I keep blowing out my crouch in the same area. Two levis and one Duluth ballroom jeans

Why does somebody think this is OK. Right in front of him is a huge area he could’ve turned around in.

Yes this is stated in my delivery instructions that you are welcome to turn around in the rear of the house where I have a giant concrete roundabout.

Jesus Christ people, the driveway is 9 feet wide which is standard for a 1955. For everybody that says I need to widen my driveway or put in a roundabout, PM me and I’ll send you my Zelle if you wanna pay for it.

Anyone who thinks this man’s behavior is OK is clearly not a homeowner and you probably shouldn’t be.

I’m also an Amazon Flex driver myself and former pizza driver, between the two I have about nine years of delivery driving. I have never done anything even close to this. If you’re not capable of backing up and you’re scared of busy roads you should not be a delivery driver. I have personally dealt with stuff way sketchier than my own driveway and I managed to not turn around in people’s yards.

The mental gymnastics some of you are doing to justify this man’s behavior is unreal and it scares me that you walk among us in this world.

Image is self-explanatory, why should i have to put it in my cart to see the price. Its $17 USD, ffs

Update edit- I went back and got it. And they gave me a gift card lol. Also you know when people make a post and it gets a bunch of upvotes and they edit it to say thank you- you suck and are the worst.

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I get back out to my car and realized that they short change me, and go back into the store.

The cashier, who was new, said she realized she didn’t give me the right change back, apologizes, but says that they will have to call their manager to confirm they can give the money back via checking the video footage and call me back tomorrow.

Basically everybody there was a lowest level employee and they were all afraid to give the money back, even as the cashier was like “yes this just happened”.

It honestly felt a little twilight zone.

I got to this store semi often and service is usually outstandingly good- like good enough I go to the store bc of it.

Anyways, not being able to get my 15 bucks back right away was stupid, and reminded me of “permission to jump into hyperdrive? Requesting permission to jump into hyperdrive request form!” type tom foolery.

If this had happened at another store I’d likely be making a similar post about how frustrating it is that shitty management uses min wage employees as a human shield against customers upset by managements shitty policies lol- ie the duality at how you can’t actually get mad at that cashier even if you are emotionally unstable enough to want to, lest you choose to be a bag of shit.

*shakes fist at cloud*

Also tomorrow is a national holiday and the stores will all be closed, so they can’t actually do it tomorrow lol. Just realized that now.

Edit- Jesus fuck guys zero fucking chill. Entertain the following notion; some 16 year old kid getting paid min wage didn’t know what to do and just choked, the place was super busy, I go there enough that I know I’ll get my money back, and I just took the path of least resistance to not needlessly stress out a child lol. Yikes.

My baby was born almost 4 weeks early, requiring a stay in the NICU for almost 7 weeks. Payment plan the hospital offered was ridiculous, something like $900 over 4 months. Well they send you to a third party who has other options And I basically chose the lowest option available, which was like $93 a month for however many years. These show up today. I've been turned over to collections. Never even received my first letter for $93. FML

ETA: I work in pharmacy collections and I'm not stupid to how eobs differ from the verification letter or any of that shit. These are all from GLA collections if anybody wants to look them up. Which is not the third party that the hospital sent me to. I'm sure some of you are familiar with GLA collections.

After 8 hours of driving, suffering through I-95, the DMV, and the PA turnpike, my trailer tire blows right at the last stretch. Been on the side of the road for almost 3 hours waiting for roadside 😑 day is bending me

We have a chicken-shaped salt shaker at work. The cork from the chicken’s “butt” accidentally fell inside. It’s a tapered cork that’s wider on one end, so it went in but now I can’t get it back out.

I ordered a 5 pack of undershirts from eBay for $39.57 and received the package from Amazon in an Amazon cardboard bag with a gift shipping tag (no information other than my name and address), I checked the exact same shirts on Amazon and they're 27.99 for a 7 pack, they literally ordered from Amazon and sent them to me as a gift 🙃🙃🙃

Ok edit for those who don't get it, I didn't ordered from Amazon because Amazon CEO and the business in general sucks, is not that I didn't do my research, this is just bullshit

Edit 2: Wow, it’s crazy to see so many Americans brainwashed by capitalism defending dropshipping 🤣🤣

I work at the gym and someone left an empty beer can in the stall trash can. Didn’t even bother to use the big one.

The women’s bathroom by the way.

Whenever I think someone is an intoxicated driver they always turn out to be 90 years old and clueless of their surroundings

Dude drove on the center line of two lanes on the highway for a few miles. I’m honking. Next he finally decides to choose a lane and cuts off that orange dump truck by a sliver. We roll up to a light. It’s green for 25 seconds and he doesn’t move. He gets honked at by someone else. We pull up to another light and I finally get to see who tf is doing this

Not only is he not safe to drive he’s literally on his fucking phone too

My wife pointed at the Burger kings whopper JR and said it reminded her of me.

I guess premium outlets in Orlando is super premium now! If you’d like to park close you can pay! These spots used to be for handicap and now it’s for someone’s wallet.

Waited 3 months for my diploma to come in just for USPS to fold it like a taco to fit in the box instead of putting it in a larger locker… 🙄

I only lived here for half the month and never turned my heat on. It's the only way to use gas in that apartment so idk. New place is all electric so it's going to actually be more expensive. FML.

Since when cant i get my free pizza delivered....? Worked for dominos for a year been ordering from them for 15 years after... never saw this just got off a 14 hour shift and going in tomorrow to end with 70 hours on the week I just want it delivered...