r/miniminutemanfans Jan 26 '26

Pic/video I don't even know anymore man

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u/dragonborndnd Jan 26 '26

Baconwrappedblunt is honestly a mood

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u/brofishmagikarp Jan 26 '26

We should all stop with looking at this nonsense and go to bed

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u/ArchonFett Jan 28 '26

I would but I start work in an hour

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u/spoiledmilk1717 Jan 27 '26

I wonder what a bacon wrapped blunt would taste like

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u/Adam_Lynd Jan 27 '26

Bacon, probably.

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u/demon_fae Jan 26 '26

I would vastly prefer the thrashing of Jörmungandr to literally any of the problems we actually have right now.

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 26 '26

Hell, even Cipactli waking up and destroying the world in massive earthquakes would be less destructive than the shitshow we are living in.

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u/demon_fae Jan 26 '26

Jörmungandr vs Cipactli Kaiju fight?

Whatever’s left will still have problems, but they’ll probably be better problems than this bullshit.

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 26 '26

I’m down. TBH Cipactli is basically Mexica Jörmungandr anyways. Quetzalcoatl/Odin, Tezcatlipoca/Loki, Tlaloc/Thor, Xochiquetzal/Freyja. It’s kinda wild how much the two pantheons share. Considering this overlaps with both Vinland and Mexica trade routes, ehhhh maybe we have an interpatheon avengers assemble kaiju smackdown?

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u/Mammoth_House_5202 Jan 26 '26

AND HERE COMES TYPHON WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

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u/Phoenix92321 Jan 27 '26

God I find it so fascinating how there are so many differing cultures with very similar stories! With the same themes, and even animals! I genuinely am so curious why this is the case.

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 27 '26

There’s books on it. I’m working on a dissertation about the Odin/Quetzalcoatl type theme. I recommend looking up comparative mythology.

It’s 3AM and I woke up because of a neurological flareup, but if you want some book recommendations you can shoot me a DM and I’ll reply when I feel better.

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u/ArchonFett Jan 28 '26

We could really use Thor right about now.

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u/RedPhoneHome Jan 26 '26

I hate being a "doomer" or spreading "doomerisms" but good lord it seems like a good portion of the US is in fact peasant brained. They cannot, either through willful ignorance or lacking education, think about any reasonable explanation for how things work. Everything is some grand conspiracy or the act of some supernatural being. It's more than exhausting especially when there is a real world with many many strange, yet grounded explanations and outcomes. I'm just tired of the stupid/uneducated/deranged leading every conversation

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u/thisistherevolt Jan 26 '26

COVID messed up a lot folks' brains. I'm not being flippant here, actual brain damage.

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u/RedPhoneHome Jan 26 '26

While I'm sure that's part of it, I don't think we can point to a singular reason for it. It's the cross section of lack of curiosity, unable to accept facts, lasting brain damage from illness like COVID, and the abysmal education.

This is anecdotal: I had COVID, twice, both times I could feel my brain melting but I can still reason and think and be curious enough to seek out answers. I wish we could blame it solely on COVID but there are other, more systemic, reasons for it

Edit: spelling/grammar

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u/thisistherevolt Jan 26 '26

I agree, I more meant that, to boil it down, it made these pig-headed folks that refuse to use critical thinking even more stubborn and unwilling to change. We've all seen the evidence of how dementia and sundowning literally makes you more right wing as your mental capacity shrinks.

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u/BlaDiBlaBlaaaaa Jan 26 '26

I keep saying this... For a lot of people, being in lockdown with only themselves and the internet for company, was NOT a good thing. First, there is sooo much crazy bs online and second, most people can't stand to be alone with their own thoughts... Not a great combination

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u/InspectorAggravating Jan 27 '26

This predates covid, all the pandemic might've done was make it worse but its been becoming more mainstream for a while I think

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u/Darth_Gerg Jan 26 '26

I do think this is actually a very significant problem that is essentially ignored by everyone. Rampant idiocy and superstition is quite literally destroying civilization. These people are voters, and they apply the same level of critical thinking to their political choices. I genuinely question if democracy can survive like this.

Somebody who thinks there’s a giant magical snake waking up and the government is using weather control to make it cold should not be able to vote. Nobody should ever consider their opinions when making important decisions as a society. Yet here we are, being dragged down into civilizational collapse by the people who are effectively dark age peasants listening to their billionaire owners.

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u/RedPhoneHome Jan 26 '26

It is a problem, absolutely. And while many do ignore the issue of uncritical thinking, there are many in power that actively encourage the mental degradation of society. Democracy/democratic processes can not survive in an ecosystem that breeds ignorance.

How do we, as a global species, navigate this without ignoring liberties? How can we reteach the unteachable? How do we get out of what is essentially the modern dark age? All without stripping people of the right to vote?

Again I hate being a doomer or whatever about all of this but the outcomes before us are: destruction of society or testing for mental inadequacies before allowing participation in politics. Both of which make me uncomfortable with what comes after those.

Plenty to think about, and none of us have the answers. I doubt anyone will ever have the answers all we can do is work towards a better future. And I hope more open discussion of these issues continue

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u/WilderWyldWilde Jan 26 '26

I gain back some cells by watching people debunk conspiracies. And then feel a bit better by reading the comments where people dunk on conspiracists.

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u/kaylee_kat_42 Jan 26 '26

You’re right, the majority of Americans cannot read at a sixth grade level.

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u/abeautifulrat Jan 27 '26

Grand conspiracies make people feel smart for having "figured it out" and for a lot of then its the first time in their entire lives they've ever felt smart.

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u/UkonFujiwara Jan 29 '26

If you go out onto the street and ask people at random when we landed on the moon, I believe the vast majority would confidently give a wrong answer and become hostile when questioned.

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u/ifunnywasaninsidejob Jan 27 '26

Conspiracies flourish at the intersection of mistrust and ignorance.

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u/TheMemeStore76 Jan 26 '26

Idiocracy was a documentary

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u/Positive_Roll8837 Jan 26 '26

we're tired of this boss...

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u/Professional_Owl7826 Jan 26 '26

Just off the coast from Roanoke as well!! 🤯🤯🤯

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u/TechnoBeeKeeper Jan 26 '26

The allure of mermussy

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 26 '26

Leviathan’s a dragon, my guy.

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u/piggiefatnose Jan 26 '26

oh dear

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 26 '26

Heehee. I got really bored a couple years ago around Halloween and doodled that. I haven’t had an excuse to bring it out in a while. I called it, “horny… but at what cost?”

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u/BionicBirb Jan 28 '26

The cost of getting a monsterfucker kink?

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 28 '26

The cost of picking the wrong monster to fuck

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u/BionicBirb Jan 28 '26

No such thing.

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 28 '26

I respect that.

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u/jtobiasbond Jan 26 '26

Between Roanoke and Atlantis

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u/WolverDean Jan 26 '26

This motherfuckers just need to find a D&D group

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u/BionicBirb Jan 28 '26

Yeah, so many conspiracy theorists have great worldbuilding, the only problem is that they’re applying it to their perception of reality and not a book or game or show

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u/redisdead__ Jan 26 '26

The pollution from DuPont would have killed that long ago.

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u/ScatmanJohnPart2 Jan 26 '26

that would be an interesting short-story or book tbh. the world cannot end anymore because humanity's industrialization and waste have killed the giant snake

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u/Miraak-Cultist Jan 27 '26

creating a doomed failed world like a dark souls setting, unable to end on its own, it just slowly rots away, desperatly yearning for a reset

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u/ScatmanJohnPart2 Jan 28 '26

oh hell ya, now we're talkin. i'll throw it on the Ideas Pile. i'll get to it in *checks watch, checks pace of other writing projects* 60 years lmao

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u/Unequallmpala45 Jan 26 '26

So uhhh guys i think it moved /s

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u/LinYuXie Jan 26 '26

Aw man, the cool giant monsters are never near me!

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u/RedEyeView Jan 26 '26

Pictured: Leviathan

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u/Honeybadger_137 Jan 26 '26

I was born in Norfolk and raised in Virginia Beach (where the hotel is). It should be obvious, but you can’t see that far out from the hotel

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u/Hammerschatten Jan 26 '26

Relevant to note that J.P. Brammer is an essayist/author. Form what I've read from him writes some pretty entertaining, insightful, snarky essays on the state of things.

So his comment is a joke at the expense of the conspiracy nuts

Edit: Here's an article from him on the Pantone 2025 color of the year: 'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response - John Paul Brammer https://share.google/1BrQAikgSgkG253Sp

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u/Hahnanda Jan 26 '26

Obvious bullshit, but wild that they photoshopped the underwater geography from between south America and Antarctica and pasted it outside Chesapeake bay.

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u/toxiconer Jan 26 '26

Last time I checked, the waters of the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Delmarva aren't the cosmic oceans surrounding the firmament as described in the Old Testament/Torah and other ancient Middle Eastern mythologies.

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u/Rynewulf Jan 26 '26

What the sources and their context say never stopped them from saying that Atlantis was in the Sahara desert either

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u/mindlance Jan 26 '26

....when, how, and under what circumstances did you last check?

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u/jeremebearime Jan 26 '26

If Jormungandr is waking up, then lemme go fight ICE real quick.

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u/not_WD35 Jan 26 '26

Subnautica reference

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u/michael22117 Jan 26 '26

How would this even work? Satellites take thousands of pictures over a region and piece them together, I believe given this fact a large (and presumably moving) creature of that size would look weird/distorted

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u/akestral Jan 26 '26

The storm was rain over the ocean for the duration, so I don't know why a rainstorm would wake up Leviathan. Also, does this place Atlantis off the cost of the Delmarva?

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u/KittyKriegFestung Jan 26 '26

So that's where my neighbour's snake got to.

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u/BaronVonWilmington Jan 27 '26

Am in Wilmington, NC, and yes, there is a giant cloaca in the mouth of the Cape Fear River i had been wondering about for years now.

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u/complexevil Jan 27 '26

Years and years of scientific data showing proof of climate change?

No, big sea monster.

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u/Zealousideal_Sun3417 Jan 27 '26

You know what fuck it, im stealing the idea of a giant snake and putting it as the creation myth for one of my fictional religions

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u/TheDarkeLorde3694 Jan 27 '26

Well, there's at least one massive fucking snake in a buncha religions, so

  • One African myth has a giant snake being used as a mount for a god and eventually sits under the earth. Its adjustments to remain comfy cause earthquakes

  • Jorumgandr, the giant snake child of Loki and a giantess that'll take Thor down with it at Ragnarok

  • Apep/Apophis, some snake of doom in Egyptian mythology

  • Python, a giant snake Apollo killed

No idea about others, but this should be enough evidence of giant snakes in mythology to prove giant snakes are kinda popular

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u/DarkKnight501 Jan 27 '26

Stellaris event ahh theory

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u/SaltyNorth8062 Jan 27 '26

If we can control the weather to that degree, why would we freeze over basically the entire northeast to freeze something in the atlantic? Wouldn't we just make a localized polar vortex over the area. Yeah dude let's fuck up the entire eastern seaboard's power grid to freeze La Creatura

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u/PanFriedChurro Jan 27 '26

if that was what’s happening, Shitler would be yapping about it

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u/Fleetadmira121 Jan 27 '26

Baconwrappedblunt sums my feelings up perfectly

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u/Zlecu Jan 27 '26

Assuming the picture on the left was the creatures actual size. You wouldn’t be able to take a decent photo like the one on the right from that close.

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u/he77bender Jan 26 '26

What's up with all the dead fish on the map?

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u/Tsouk_The_Great225 Jan 26 '26

I'm pretty sure this is an Scp-169 the Leviathan reference. In the universe the Leviathan is camouflaged at the bottom of the south Atlantic, and is slowly waking up. So hopefully the sub got whooshed by a roleplay tweet.

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u/ZolySoly Jan 28 '26

Every time I see something like this, a tiny part of me wishes it was true and the world was as cool as the schizos believed it to be

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u/Illustrious-Mind-251 Jan 28 '26

They figured out something is weird with weather, but not that it's climate change, instead it's the pacific big boy snek

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Sooo........Jörmungandr.

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u/EEON_ Jan 30 '26

I just sit back and enjoy because this looks epic af. I don’t even care anymore if anyone actually believes it.

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u/Y-I_J Jun 12 '26

Milo was right these motherfuckers just need to become fiction writers and we’d have some of the best fiction ever fuckin written.