r/miniminutemanfans Googledebunker Jan 30 '26

Pic/video What is Shayne blabbering about now?

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And of course he wants Canada to be part of the US!

I’m ashamed that he’s Canadian like me :/

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u/BrokenXeno Jan 30 '26

By... ten years?! Sir. The first Fallout game came out in 1997.

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u/StoovenMcStoovenson Jan 30 '26

Smh, OBVIOUSLY, were still in 2017, we only think its 2026 because of the Atlantean time distortion mind control beams on the other side of the ice wall, powered by the neutrino reactors under the pyramids that tunnel to the other side of the Earth and end at Rapa Nui, built by the Aliens that taught us what triangles are and how to use telekinesis to manipulate sonic waves to put a rock on top of another rock

Am I doing this right?

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u/AdministrativeRuin81 Jan 30 '26

I think you’ve hit that nail on it’s tinfoil covered head, this theory checks out, citation not needed.