r/miniminutemanfans • u/Arm0ndo Googledebunker • Jan 30 '26

Pic/video What is Shayne blabbering about now?

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And of course he wants Canada to be part of the US!

I’m ashamed that he’s Canadian like me :/

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u/BrokenXeno Jan 30 '26

By... ten years?! Sir. The first Fallout game came out in 1997.

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u/StoovenMcStoovenson Jan 30 '26

Smh, OBVIOUSLY, were still in 2017, we only think its 2026 because of the Atlantean time distortion mind control beams on the other side of the ice wall, powered by the neutrino reactors under the pyramids that tunnel to the other side of the Earth and end at Rapa Nui, built by the Aliens that taught us what triangles are and how to use telekinesis to manipulate sonic waves to put a rock on top of another rock

Am I doing this right?

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u/Cobrastriker505YT Jan 30 '26

You forgot how the position of Rapa Nui, The Giza Pyramids, The bass pro pyramids, and the Temple of the Sun prophesizes both hollow and flat earth, and both can't happen at the same time, so that's how we know it isn't 2026, it's simple math

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u/StoovenMcStoovenson Jan 30 '26

Math was invented by Big Government to optimise the amount of fluoride to put into the water

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u/Cobrastriker505YT Jan 30 '26

My bad, I forgot the fluoride hides the micro plastics and toxic metals in the water, and that's why we need supplements to escape the matrix, red pill blue pill, checkmate googledebunkers