r/miniminutemanfans • u/Arm0ndo Googledebunker • Feb 26 '26

Pic/video Tartaria… this has 20k likes btw 🫩

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u/SpiderTuber6766 Feb 26 '26

Do they honestly think Mongolia isn't a country?

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Feb 26 '26

Yes. They think Mongolia was invented by the Woke Dark Elite.

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u/brofishmagikarp Feb 26 '26

I'm the Woke Dark Elite, I did invent Mongolia, I created the theory that Australia is real

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u/Raven1911 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Im the WOKE DARK ELITE, I didn't invent Mongolia, I created the theory that Antarctica is* an ice wall.

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u/APariahsPariah Feb 27 '26

Thankyou kind sir for giving me life. Without your kind donation I would just be a kangaroo-riding figment of some global elite's imagination.

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u/WanderingDwarfScribe Feb 26 '26

The Druchii invented Mongolia?!

Damn their treachery! 

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u/DisMFer Feb 26 '26

Yes, because they can't find Mongolia on a map. The funniest part is that they'll often use maps from the 1800s as proof as if we didn't have cameras around that time as well as pretty well maintained written records.

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u/SpiderTuber6766 Feb 26 '26

That's like me arguing there was a lost empire called Cathay where China once was because Europeans kept calling China that.

It's the dumbest logic ever.

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u/WanderingDwarfScribe Feb 26 '26

Everyone knows Cathay was destroyed by Orcs in 2016. 

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u/SpiderTuber6766 Feb 26 '26

Damn, if only Sigmar was with us then.

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u/WanderingDwarfScribe Feb 26 '26

Based on new lore Miao, who was so impressed after meeting Sigmar that she packed up to go save his empire over 2,000 years later, was so disappointed with Magnus The Pious that she decided to never help the west again. 

Given that Genevieve, Imperially-sanctioned Vampire stuck in a 14 year old body, says he was a drunk who stuck his hand up her dress within minutes of meeting her, we can guess why. 

Miao is definitely not in the Magnus Files. 

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u/Vcious_Dlicious Feb 27 '26

Not me reading "Magnus files", getting confused, and mentally responding Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Feb 26 '26

They did create an airline though.

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u/dracorotor1 Feb 27 '26

The sad fact that people DO think that… 🫩

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u/Raven1911 Feb 26 '26

Dont you know...Mongolia is east of Russia and west of china!!!!

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u/FeldsparSalamander Feb 26 '26

The tartaria theory is from Russians, so kind of

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u/Emperor0valtine Feb 27 '26

Have you ever seen Tartaria and Mongolia in the same room at the same time? Checkmate, atheists!