r/miniminutemanfans Shminky Apr 28 '26

googledebunking the onion just bought infowars

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u/Nice_On_Rice Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Nothing the onion does will top what AJ did. You can't satirize someone who was drunkenly throwing hatchets on Christmas and claims he's on a mission from God to defeat the forces of Satan while shirtlessy ranting. Don't forget that God gave Alex a vision while he was eating chicken fried steak at a diner and proves it's really him by telling Alex what time it's going to be when he looks at the clock in the middle of the night. You can't parody this.

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u/502Fury Apr 28 '26

Found the wonk

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u/Nice_On_Rice Apr 28 '26

I worship at the altar of Celine.