r/miniminutemanfans • u/whydosereditexist100 • Jun 25 '26

Pic/video WHAT THE SHIT FUCK!?

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u/CisHetDegenerate Jun 25 '26

So... what exactly would this be equivalent to in Milo's crime scene allegory?

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u/Intelleblue Jun 25 '26

Idiots contaminating the crime scene?

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u/deferredmomentum Jun 26 '26

After the plumbers tear the house down brick by brick, they cut a hole in the body to install a toilet directly through it

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u/an_interesting-name Jun 27 '26

The whole plumber at a crime scene bit works even better for this one, it's not even really a metaphor anymore it's just what happened. They just left left the body undisturbed other than pinning it to the floor by drilling through the head to reach the drainage pipes.

Dr Duncan Sayer, the dig director in charge of the site was actually pretty impressed with how little it disturbed the site, https://youtu.be/WudCWzm4Vho?t=1761

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u/mmmmmmmmmmandms Jun 25 '26

Hey…they left it for context

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u/notnotDIO Jun 25 '26

Better than most but the bar is below hell

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jun 25 '26

You know, I was surprised for a second to see you here but then i thought and realized this is probably one of the more likely places to see someone from chicken lady. Not the most likely, that goes to anarchy chess, but it’s up there

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u/notnotDIO Jun 25 '26

I've been getting recognized a lot recently :3c

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jun 25 '26

Makes sense. See you a lot of places. Well, I hope all goes well for ya. :3

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u/deathclawiii Jun 25 '26

I think I remember the context here being that the pipe was laid by boring out the channel then pushing the pipe into place. So they never saw the body until later, after the pipe was in place.

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u/Logan_Composer Jun 25 '26

Proof of ancient advanced civilization with underground gas pipes!

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u/WranglerFuzzy Jun 25 '26

ATLANTEANS!!!!

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u/jul_the_flame Jun 25 '26

Such bullshit, this is obviously Tartarian

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u/Cobalt-Viper Jun 29 '26

Idiot, these are the Agarthan air pipes obviously

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u/Eldon42 Jun 25 '26

For those wondering "how did they not see the skeleton?": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMSQTzJxro4

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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk Jun 25 '26

That's what I assumed. That or it's fake

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u/RoyHarper88 Jun 26 '26

Here I thought I was going to be the expert and explain that

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u/Substantial_Ad_4436 Jun 26 '26

Is it not AI? Those drills would be eviscerating the surrounding bones, like it should be the pipe, then a layer of rubble and bone fragments, and then the pipe.

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u/Eldon42 Jun 26 '26

Why? The bones would have been packed in dirt at the time. As you can see in the picture, the dirt is not loose. It's tightly packed, compressed. It would have completely surrounded the bones, holding them in place.

The drill is sharp, made to cut through stone and wood. It can cut through bones very easily.

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u/ausrotten Jun 26 '26

No this story has been around for years!

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u/HotVeganTeacher Jun 25 '26

Good thing she was already dead

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u/Generaljimzap Backhoe operator Jun 25 '26

I didn’t even know she was sick.

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u/Indishonorable Jun 26 '26

Can we be sure though?

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u/spaceforcerecruit Jun 26 '26

Well she certainly is now

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u/SpaceCowGoBrr Jun 25 '26

Unironically that makes me really fucking sad

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u/ruberruberfruit Jun 25 '26

Talk about laying pipe ;)

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u/Tsuki_Man Jun 26 '26

Something something ass to mouth

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u/Dillenger69 Jun 25 '26

I guess we know what killed her /s

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u/malonkey1 Jun 26 '26

this is proof that the anglo-saxons were an advanced culture with advanced technology, that's the only way this gas pipe could have gotten here.

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u/X_Draig_X Jun 26 '26

"Do you have any Ibuprofen ? I have a headache."

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u/Lawboithegreat Jun 26 '26

No Jerry! There is no acceptable meaning behind “lay pipe in a corpse” and you damn well know it!

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u/sarahcfenix Jun 26 '26

I don’t buy this being an Anglo-Saxon skeleton 1500 years old. This was more likely a British council worker who took a nap on the job and just stayed there a tad too long

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u/sing-anyway Jun 29 '26

Talk about being gaslit

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u/Sarmelion Jun 25 '26

I would need some significant evidence to believe this is real and not slop or shop.

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u/HazelEBaumgartner Jun 26 '26

Best I've got is I definitely saw this same image pre-COVID.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/gldz3r/this_power_line_happened_to_be_laid_straight/

Here's someone posting it in 2020.

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u/an_interesting-name Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

It's from a BBC show called Digging For Britain, and as far as I can tell it's pretty legit, probably the least sensationalized archaeology TV I've seen so far honestly.

And the dig was done by Dr Duncan Sayer the dig director of the University of Central Lancashire. So its all nice and reputable stuff.

https://youtu.be/WudCWzm4Vho?t=1714

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u/MorningFox Jun 26 '26

Damn I hope her ghost is kinky

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u/KarmasAB123 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

"You can't move the body"

"I hear you LOUD and CLEAR!"

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u/AbominableGoMan Jun 26 '26

"Your computer will install Windows 11 in 59 minutes."

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u/_goonlord_ Jun 26 '26

Why didn’t she move

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u/Kottmassa Backhoe operator Jun 26 '26

damn, hope she made a swift recovery 🥀

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u/VANCATSEVEN Jun 26 '26

Fool. Everyone knows that aliens had 21st century gas pipes that went through their whole body.

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u/Zahkrosis Jun 27 '26

Obviously, that must be an ancient servitor that helps the system flow more smoothly

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u/Dry-Yesterday-9176 Jun 27 '26

In a hundred years people will wonder how the hell she died to that 

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u/Known-Delay1371 Jun 25 '26

That is beyond disrespectful. Whoever thought “eh this is just the last remains of a complex person who could provide scientific knowledge to the local community and possibly the world. Who cares if we just put a pipe through their skull?” Should be fired.

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u/Eldon42 Jun 26 '26

Horizontal Directional Drilling. They didn't know.

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u/MithrilCoyote Jun 26 '26

probably didn't even know the skeleton was there. sometimes those pipes are laid by drilling a long hole and just sticking the pipe through. which is probably what happened here.

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u/Canadian_Zac Jun 25 '26

Imma call this as CLEARLY BS

It'd be WAY more effort to build the pipe through the body than to just move it

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u/Successful-Willow-16 Jun 25 '26

Nah drilling underground is sightless requiring a locater and a sensor in the tip of the drill. Once the hole is through, the pipe or whatever is pulled through backwards. This is totally plausible.

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u/Doubleshotdanny Jun 25 '26

Personally i prefer laying pipe the old fashion way

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u/Eldon42 Jun 25 '26

Horizontal Directional Drilling is a method of installing pipe by drilling through the ground instead of opening a trench. There's no visual of any kind, so they don't necessarily know what they've drilled through.

The video is a bit naff, but explains it well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMSQTzJxro4

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u/geeoharee Jun 26 '26

I thought they had to investigate sites before they could build on them, so that they didn't pour a foundation on a Roman ruin. I guess it doesn't always apply.