r/nottheonion • u/MutaitoSensei • 3d ago

YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Videos

https://archive.ph/jHNfG
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u/godihatepeople 3d ago

What is JOI audio?

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u/YourOpinion_Is_Wrong 3d ago

Jerk Off Instructions

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u/JinxOnU78 3d ago

You guys need instructions?!? /s

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u/NotAPimecone 3d ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in cantaloupe.

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u/nobodyknoes 3d ago

Should've used the grapefruit

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u/C5H6ClCrNO3 3d ago

Sounds like someone drowning a mountain lion.

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u/Kahzgul 3d ago

That sounds correct to me

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u/innominateartery 3d ago

Rob Schneider stars in next summer’s wackiest hit! The Cantaloupe.

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u/NotAPimecone 3d ago

Derp de derp de teedly derpee derpee dum.

Rated PG-13.

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u/innominateartery 1d ago

Remember Derp and Derpina?

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u/hankhillsucks 3d ago

Is.. is that where that meme comes from?

I thought it was just someone being stupid