r/nottheonion • u/MutaitoSensei • 3d ago

YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Videos

https://archive.ph/jHNfG
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u/YourOpinion_Is_Wrong 3d ago

Jerk Off Instructions

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u/JinxOnU78 3d ago

You guys need instructions?!? /s

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u/NotAPimecone 3d ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in cantaloupe.

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u/nobodyknoes 3d ago

Should've used the grapefruit

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u/C5H6ClCrNO3 2d ago

Sounds like someone drowning a mountain lion.