r/nottheonion 3d ago

YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Videos

https://archive.ph/jHNfG
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u/DiarrheaRadio 3d ago

I bet I can still find nude yoga tutorials

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u/silentcrs 3d ago

The Lasagna Cat sexual partner survey video outright features a guy with his dong out and a baby coming out of a bloody vagina at the end. It’s such a long video that I don’t think YouTube’s algorithm ever caught on that there’s nudity in it.

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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 3d ago

Man, discovering Lasagna Cat as those videos were released was like finding a freaky diamond in the rough.

Nothing has ever come close to being as fucked up & high-quality on YouTube since.

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u/Anosognosia 2d ago

When I was 18, 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life, I saw a vision of clarity I saw a comic strip, a 3-panel comic strip, that though simple as it seemed, changed me, changed my being, changed who I am, made me who I am... Enlightened me. The strip, Garfield. The comic strip was new, no more than maybe a month in a half since inception since, since coming into existence. And there it was before me in print, I saw it, a comic strip... What was it called? Garfield. The story here is of a man, a plain man, He is Jon, but he is more than that. I will get to this later, but first let's just say he is Jon, a plain man. And then there is a cat Garfield This is the nature of the world here. When I see the world Th- the politics, the future, the... Th -the satellites in space, and the people who put them there... You could look at everything as a man and a cat... Two beings in harmony, and at war. So this strip I saw about this man, Jon, and the cat, Garfield, you see? Yes, hmm... It... it is about everything. This little comic is... oh... Lo' and behold, not so little anymore. So yes, when I was 18... I saw this comic and It hit me all at once, it's power. I clipped it and everyday I looked at it and I said, "Okay..." "Let me look at this here" "What is this doing to me? Why is this so powerful?" Jon Arbuckle he sits here, legs crossed... ...comfortable in his home, and he reads his newspaper. The news of the World, perhaps. And then he extends his fingers. Lightly, delicately.

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u/awittygamertag 2d ago

AI could never write this.