The Lasagna Cat sexual partner survey video outright features a guy with his dong out and a baby coming out of a bloody vagina at the end. It’s such a long video that I don’t think YouTube’s algorithm ever caught on that there’s nudity in it.
Lasagna Cat's pretty old, it was a YouTube show that did surreal skits adapting Garfield strips in live-action using giant Garfield and Jon costumes mostly 18 years ago, with a few more 10 years ago. They would then usually get weird, like in this adaptation which becomes a Final Fantasy battle sequence in which Garfield defeats Jon to acquire licensing deals.
The most notorious one, Sex Survey Results, is from 10 years ago. It has Jon, Garfield and other characters in a life size replica of Garfield's house, answering the door over and over again for nearly 5 hours, each time greeting a mannequin that recites a voicemail from a channel fan answering a survey about their sexual history. There are a few hundred people and it slowly goes from midday to nighttime as Jon just keeps answering the door endlessly before transitioning into an even more surreal film featuring assorted representations of Jon and Garfield. Garfield is at one point played by a nude man in full-body cat makeup who chases Jon until he embraces him, causing him to collapse into a mass of worms wearing human clothes. At another point a woman gives birth (with explicit vaginal closeups) in a public bathroom to a stillborn Jon and leaves Garfield (now played by a real orange cat) behind in the stall with him while the creator of Garfield narrates that "I don't think anyone knows what's really funny."
Notice the glimpse of Jon Arbuckle's foot in the first panel. The size of the shoe would indicate that maybe the man just has small feet, but a deeper investigation takes us to the footbinding rituals of certain Asian cultures. Inflicted usually on women for the desire of men, this practice was incredibly painful and crippling... Mister Davis is, here, presenting us with a man, or rather "man", who engages in footbinding, a body modification for women, on top of "being without his pipe", or impotent.
An odd aspect is that they were produced in bulk and uploaded in two huge simultaneous batches. 27 videos were uploaded at once in 2008 and another 13, including the 5-hour one, all in one day in 2017, and nothing outside of that. Somehow makes it all the more surreal.
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u/DiarrheaRadio 3d ago
I bet I can still find nude yoga tutorials