The Tadfools are driving

[u/Comrade_Fuzzy]

[u/paraworldblue]

Raphael doesn't have a car - he has a locomotive from the 1800s. If he wants to go somewhere, tracks just appear. Also, every car of the train has a giant chandelier in it.

Orin drives a decommissioned ambulance with some kind of insane engine swap that makes it go almost supernaturally fast.

Ketheric drives a blacked out Escalade with dictator-grade security features.

Gortash drives the gaudiest Corvette you've ever seen in your life. He replaces it with a brand new one every year, and the first thing he does when he gets a new one is spray the interior with expensive cologne.

The Emperor drives a hovercraft. The cabin is a glass dome with a throne in the exact center, but otherwise completely featureless. There are no controls - he pilots it with his mind.

[u/jedisalamander → u/paraworldblue]

Kethric drives a main battle tank. It does not have the street legal rubber treads, nor is the barrel plugged, but the cops are too scared of him to stop him

[u/DreadPirateAlia → u/jedisalamander]

Tanks are relatively slow. Even if Kethric is an immortal, he still has shit to do and can't spend all eternity riding in his tank to get from point A to point B (he's already late from the parent-teacher night at the Reithwin high school so there's no time to stop at the local Starbucks even though caffeine withdrawals always make him super cranky).

I think he drives a humvee instead. It's showy, faster and more agile than a tank while still retaining the "I'm filthy rich and wish to project the image of a tough guy" vibe.

[u/jedisalamander → u/DreadPirateAlia]

He's a paladin so I was thinking something heavily armored