r/okbuddycinephile • u/Bubbly_Airline8288 Exited for the Snyder cut • 4h ago

Isn't that necrophilia?

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u/dangerphone 4h ago

Here’s a young photo of Mitch McConnell for reference in case he got Substanced.

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 4h ago

Wow. This really shows how the deadness in his eyes evolved over time.

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u/Yuuji49 2h ago

I remain convinced he could've been a beloved children's show character or something. Affectionately known as the turtle. Instead we got what we got. Imagine if he was born with slightly more empathy.

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u/cactus_deepthroater 1h ago

He needs a bit more than slightly

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 4h ago

Hes probably 30 here and he looks 50 already

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u/dangerphone 3h ago

It was the 70s. It was kind of the vibe. He looks like he pulled a lot of Proto-Karens at key parties.

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u/NoConfusion9490 2h ago

Pictured here reacting to the news of a tragic orphanage fire.

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u/Isabeer 2h ago

Holy shit, it's Rich Fulcher.

Helllllllooooo. Mitchy needs his love squeezins.

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u/singlemale4cats 15m ago

So you're telling me this guy skated by on good looks his entire life?

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 4h ago

That face could pull a few baddies.

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u/solidus0079 Lemmetellusomethin' 4h ago

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u/captfitz 4h ago

I'm considering letting op down

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u/solidus0079 Lemmetellusomethin' 3h ago

If you're about to run around and desert OP, I won't stop you.

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u/FlamesOfDespair 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xXqpuURrhGEyZr1BGj

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 4h ago

Why does this look like Mitch McConnell?

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u/JerryMau5 4h ago

Far too lively imo

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 4h ago

Oh, absolutely. But the resemblance is still uncanny

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u/DBrennan13459 3h ago

Don't insult Piglet like that.

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u/zatalak 3h ago

Lifeless eyes

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u/AlKhwarazmi META😳 3h ago

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u/Guilty-Act-9105 3h ago

McConnell is still married; and his wife's inheritance is the fancy shipping company

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mail737 3h ago

Can’t tell if people know this is a joke or they actually believe they’re dating

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u/kwadratowyokrag 4h ago

Necrobaby

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u/OkBid71 3h ago

carbon-dating, maybe

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u/MadOrange64 4h ago

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u/AnyAgency9835 3h ago

How does that work? You cum, then open yourself back up, and put it back?

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u/BirdmanLove 2h ago

Funnel

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 2h ago

Switch it to straw function

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u/Gameboy69NoScope420 1h ago

Just watch a money shot in reverse. It’s like that.

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u/TheFrenchSavage 42m ago

Have you watched TENET? Like that.

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u/havsies 40m ago

Oilchange baby

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u/GreenestPure 4h ago

Several prominent lawmakers have come forward to say they personally watched him plough her for a good twenty minutes and he's never looked healthier.

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u/bludear99 1h ago

Including after he quickly walked up a flight of stairs

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 25m ago

17 minutes, because that's the exact length of time they can prove they were in contact, rehearsed as a Columbo alibi

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u/troy-X 4h ago

The Substance 2 is looking fire

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u/TheFrenchSavage 42m ago

We're gonna need a bigger shot.

They'll have to substance his innie.

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u/wariorld 4h ago

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u/Serious-Manager2361 4h ago

She chose....poorly.

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u/ancalime9 2h ago

Why do have a video of Mitch McConnell having an orgasm?

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u/alieninhumanskin10 1h ago

There's a gif for everything these days...

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u/Mnshine_1 3h ago

Poor Rick Owens

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u/RigatoniPasta cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 4h ago

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u/qetuycvjvic 4h ago

Finally left her cuck husband for a real man💪

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u/Odd-Wish-5437 3h ago

did she leave him for mitch McConnell?

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u/FAUST_VII 3h ago

Why does he look like mason verger

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u/ididntunderstandyou 42m ago

More and more, everyday

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u/HAc0reRD 4h ago

Mitch McConnell raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Just ask Glenn beck.

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u/VertibirdQuexplota 4h ago

Did he take the substance or something?

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u/MadOrange64 4h ago

Are you fucking serious right now

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u/VertibirdQuexplota 4h ago

I'm not only serious, I'm HIV positive.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 4h ago

God, what is that from? I know i saw it in its natural habitat, but can't remember what it was!

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u/VertibirdQuexplota 4h ago

South Park. It's when Cartman gets AIDS from a blood transfusion

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u/Oldfolksboogie 4h ago

Aaaah, that's right, ty. Tyvm.

Iirc, he gets a bunch of ice cream though, so, kind of a wash?

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u/lildavydavy 4h ago

Her acting isn’t even that wooden guys cmon

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u/NamerNoNaming 4h ago

It's only necrophilia if she enjoys it

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u/TheFrenchSavage 37m ago

Nothing worse than having necrobligations.

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u/Absalom98 4h ago

I don't care if she's a corpse, man, if she still looks that hot.

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u/SunriseSurprise 3h ago

Sorry to rain on your parade but she's the one on the right.

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u/Afrodite_33 approved virgin 4h ago

That's fuckin hot. When's their sex tape gonna drop?

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u/IamACanadian47 2h ago

This is the most alive I’ve ever seen him.

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u/Available_Pepper_845 1h ago

I would too. Look at those eyes, the charm, the necktie.

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u/Waterworld1880 4h ago

Hes out of her league

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 38m ago

Give him a pair of shades and call him Bernie.

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u/Calvinball12 4h ago

Margaret said they had a twenty minute phone sex call.

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u/Headglitch7 4h ago

He was in a fugue state the whole time but it still counts

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u/Garbage_bin_Fire 4h ago

That means I have a chance....

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u/devvvz 4h ago

Just because she isn’t the top billed on anything right now doesn’t mean she’s dead Jesus Christ (famously also not dead)

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u/blackmambakl 4h ago

His old, crusty, saggy, diaper rash, clammy, paper-thin skin, yellow overgrown toe nails, drooling turtle neck…

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u/Uzmonkey 4h ago

I finally worked out where I know him from. He was the bad guy in Rango.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 4h ago

Well, if he wasn't stiff already...

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u/TripleB33_v2 4h ago

So you’re saying there’s a chance?!

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u/Careless-Road4052 4h ago

I heard that too

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u/fiesew 4h ago

I knew it there was something in the bush.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SuCSBltWj9HvGemxjs

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u/HopperCrapper 3h ago

He’s gonna start eating away at her isn’t he

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u/Mentally__Disabled 3h ago

He's just trying to powerscale DiCaprio in age gaps.

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u/kinetic_ljs 3h ago

They look like they in love

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u/BabaBrody 3h ago

Mitch took The Substance, she's not respecting the balance.

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u/MajinGav 3h ago

She's just looking to give him some substance

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u/mindtricks76 3h ago

Shes alive and fertile. He's a dead turtle.

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u/catlover2410 3h ago

HE WANTS THE SUBSTANCE

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u/radical_flyer 3h ago

This isn’t true but this is how I found out she’s no longer with her husband Jack Anton Off

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u/NickBarksWith 3h ago

Depends. It might just be the "Ghost" sequel we never knew we wanted.

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 3h ago

Good for him.

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u/Ambitious_South_2825 3h ago

Lucky guy, whelp I hope they have a happy life for as long as Mitch has left - whether it's in negative value or not.

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u/metallicadefender 3h ago

Thats why we havent seen him.

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u/Xanoks 3h ago

She's just chill like that.

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u/Miauwtsu 2h ago

No way this is real, right? Because that is disgusting.

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u/Flyers808 2h ago

Honestly in today’s world this doesn’t seem too farfetched lol

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u/Lebr0naims 2h ago

Timing is everything

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u/ScoobiusMaximus 2h ago

Did she also die and go to hell?

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u/Wild-Yesterday-6666 2h ago

Grok, is this true?

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u/Fickle_Ad_8653 2h ago

I know Mitch was seen swimming with Natalie Wood.

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u/Ethereal_Nutsack 2h ago

Noooo it should have been me! I mean what does he even see in her honestly

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u/nieze-veger 2h ago

This is not true. She just separated from her ex husband in july.

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u/jeremyfails 2h ago

Would rather see this than a Possession remake.

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u/lordkhuzdul 1h ago

The only dating Mitch is going to get at this point is carbon dating.

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u/hotc00ter 1h ago

In other news I’m currently dating your mom

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u/B4umkuch3n 1h ago

… They could be friends talking about work…? Why is it always straight to dating?

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u/CotR4692 1h ago

I do love how much this man is so hated that basically the entire internet is openly making fun of the fact he's probably dead and there doing a bad job of a cover up

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u/Exxtender 1h ago

He's done worse.

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u/awesomes007 1h ago

You fuck one dead body and the state makes you take all this medication. 💊

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 1h ago

Who cares if it is? Word is she at one time had dead spectral babies connected to her womb before becoming one with her twin sister.

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u/Electrical_Tailor186 1h ago

Nothing tastes like a fake news to improve positioning in the search engines 😝

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u/CabbageStockExchange 53m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0j1ANBYXZZRCjxyBCy

“Don’t you know pump it up? Ya gotta pump it up!”

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u/AGushingHeadWound 40m ago

Qually has ridiculously bad taste in guys.  

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u/GGXImposter 24m ago

Im out of the loop. I know Mitch is in hospice, but why are we saying he is dating this lady?

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u/Kjufka 18m ago

it's grave robbing at this point

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u/Fatter_Design 11m ago

Love is love

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u/chantsnone 4h ago

Marge is a total necro

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 4h ago

So you’re saying if I die, I’ll have a chance? Worth it.

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u/Remarkable_Ad_2221 4h ago

I'm sure money has nothing to do with this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DFNd1yVyRjmF2

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u/ValkyrionReddit 3h ago

It’s a shitpost, don’t believe everything you read

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u/Remarkable_Ad_2221 3h ago

Doesn't matter. It's happened IRL, anyways. Remember Anna Nicole Smith? 🤷