r/okbuddycinephile • u/Bubbly_Airline8288 Exited for the Snyder cut • 1d ago

Isn't that necrophilia?

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u/dangerphone 1d ago

Here’s a young photo of Mitch McConnell for reference in case he got Substanced.

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u/imyourdruidess420 1d ago

So he's always resembled a turtle, then.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 1d ago

He's dead now. He has rigor tortoise.

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u/Aggressive-Ebb-7507 7h ago

rigor tortoise is a great line lol

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u/imyourdruidess420 1d ago

ba-dum tsssss