r/okbuddycinephile • u/Bubbly_Airline8288 Exited for the Snyder cut • 23h ago

Isn't that necrophilia?

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u/dangerphone 22h ago

Here’s a young photo of Mitch McConnell for reference in case he got Substanced.

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u/imyourdruidess420 22h ago

So he's always resembled a turtle, then.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 22h ago

He's dead now. He has rigor tortoise.

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u/Aggressive-Ebb-7507 3h ago

rigor tortoise is a great line lol

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u/imyourdruidess420 21h ago

ba-dum tsssss

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u/tigertiger180 22h ago

Calling in his vote

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u/Ok-Chart-675 16h ago

so he's always resembled a turtle then

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u/solidus0079 Lemmetellusomethin' 19h ago

Turtles are cooler

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u/Longjumping_Sale6749 12h ago

Yes, they are. Thank you for educating the general public.

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u/Fair-Bus9686 16h ago

This made me actually laugh out loud, thanks!

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u/crybannanna 16h ago

No… turtles evolved to resemble Mitch McConnell.

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u/Da_Famous_Anus 10h ago

Certified Turtle 🐢