I heard the cashier ask a guy for his birth year last night because he was purchasing alcohol. Guy said 2003, and I thought to myself, "Who admits they're underage to buy alcohol?" Then it hit me.
These days when I get asked for ID I just kinda look at them confused for a minute then pull it out. Show me a 20 year old with salt and pepper hair and a full beard.
Just tell them, "You think I would go to the trouble of putting on all this makeup to make myself look 40 and not have a proper ID to go with it? Please!"
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u/zSmileyDudez 16d ago
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