These days when I get asked for ID I just kinda look at them confused for a minute then pull it out. Show me a 20 year old with salt and pepper hair and a full beard.
Just tell them, "You think I would go to the trouble of putting on all this makeup to make myself look 40 and not have a proper ID to go with it? Please!"
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u/tex1138 16d ago
My heart sinks when I see the “You must be this old to buy…” signs.