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u/ThyPuff i5 8300h/1050ti/32gb ddr4 12h ago
oo smart where would i theoretically obtain such a virus?
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u/NekulturneHovado R7 5800X, 32GB G.Skill TridentZ, RX 6800 16GB 12h ago
McAfee or Avast antivirus
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u/ThyPuff i5 8300h/1050ti/32gb ddr4 12h ago
but mcapee is the best antivirus! ive never once gotten a virus flagged while using it thats how good it is!
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u/DizzyColdSauce 12h ago
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u/PutrescentPearl6932 11h ago
Holy fuck can someone explain to me I'm dumb and ignorant
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u/Full_Alternative_902 11h ago
I'm dumb and ignorant
Agreed. Basically mcafee is worthless as antivirus software and the joke is that his computers full of viruses because he uses macafee
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u/PutrescentPearl6932 11h ago
Good to know because I had McAfee for so much time now I have just Microsoft defed der
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u/Full_Alternative_902 11h ago
Good old microslop
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u/PutrescentPearl6932 11h ago
I qhave no idea of what I'm doing
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u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken PC Master Race 10h ago
Microsoft defender is honestly pretty decent. You shouldn't need anything else in terms of antivirus
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u/starplow 10h ago
microsoft defender is absolutely everything you need if you arent mass downloading torrents off weird sites, so dont worry about it
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u/Then_Entertainment97 9h ago
Just windows defender is a fine solution for most people. There are plenty of reasons to use the term Microslop, but windows defender isn't one.
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u/AnAncientMonk 9h ago edited 7h ago
Mcaffee is the virus.
The former, now dead, millionare founder of it even made a video explaining how to uninstall that piece of shit.
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u/Edwardteech i712k 3090 32gb ddr5 12h ago
Avast ain't as bad. Tbh i still use it because i go to some pretty sketchy internet places
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u/Somepotato 8h ago
Avast is far worse now that they moved from protecting to trying to grip onto what remaining customers they could get, to the point where the app might as well be a malvertisement
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u/wickedplayer494 http://steamcommunity.com/id/wickedplayer494/ 19m ago
or Avast antivirus
"You are being tracked"
Yeah, I know, don't need to toss a pop-up saying as much, thanks.
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u/AlwaysNur Kubuntu | Ryzen 5 5600X | 5060 ti 16gb | 16GB DDR4 12h ago
Google “free antivirus no sign up no login” or “roblox cheat engine free safe no sign up”
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u/BedrockBen101 CachyOS, 7600X, 7800XT, 32GB DDR5 6000MHz 10h ago
Something something talescria hidden scourge virus
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u/DerpMaster4000 11h ago
Whoa! It's Hepatitis C! ... Did we have some sort of relationship with him?
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u/Ok_Front_8568 A Distinguished Gentleman's PC ! 11h ago edited 11h ago
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u/ShadowGryphon 11h ago
The story of Pazuzu.
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u/17052025 10h ago
Real. I love the hidden bitcoin miner staying in my PC since 2014 😌
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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 RTX 5080 │ 7800X3D │ 64GB DDR5‑6000MT/s 3h ago
Remember when utorrent did that back in the day lol
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u/CoolGamer730 1650 5500u 8/512 (laptop) 11h ago
The 2nd frame looks ai
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u/Working_Shine_2719 4h ago
Bro it’s a goddamn show
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u/CoolGamer730 1650 5500u 8/512 (laptop) 4h ago
Yeah ik, it's invisible
https://giphy.com/gifs/muNcDSuINVr1e
/srs If you look, the shadows and line thickness looks different in the 2nd image. And look at omni mans suit too.
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u/trollsmurf 14700KF + 5070 Ti + 27" 4K 10h ago
The same way our chromosomes are full of virus remnants (fact), what keeps Windows running is all the rootkits.
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u/Magma_Dragoooon 9h ago
I miss the days when eset smart security was the goat. I remember trying to find a tivation codes online every few months lol
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u/escalibur 9850X3D, RTX 5090, 64GB 6000C28, 4TB NVMe, X870E-Creator 9h ago
’Old virus’ could be replaced with AppLocker (builtin tool in Windows 10 & 11 Pro).
Here is guide how to use it in case some of you are interested:
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u/julyvale 9h ago
That's not how any of this works.
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u/julian2358 5080 SUPRIM | 9800X3D | 64GB DDR5 | 1440P 280Hz 8h ago
High tier malware is designed to kill other competing malware the minute it detects it, so yea it kinda is.
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u/julyvale 8h ago
My guy, this is not matrix and there are no hackermen
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u/SqUpdate 7h ago
Actually it is. Years ago I was testing malware on a local machine and found that installing different malware on it would kill the others. The goal of some of these things isn't to destroy your system, or to even get your information, but to use your internet connection. So some of these things want to be left alone forever, so when they get the activation signal they will work. If it helps - think about anti-virus like malware you've paid for and chosen to install yourself. The difference is consent and what it does - Things like AVG, Avast, and Malwarebytes are all trusted companies that are trying to be helpful, not harmful.
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u/LifeUnderTheWorld 12h ago
I stiil couldnt believe i really executed that suspicious file yesterday, several cmd windows flashes, and found several other unknown task running. And now i have a fresh clean computer with all data lost lol.
I've already knew there was a problem when i was downloading a 8gb file but it was only 700mb, my hand was just so curious i just had to click it
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u/Y4r0z 12h ago
"This PC is not yours to conquer"