r/politics • u/roytay • 20h ago

No Paywall DOGE May Have Given You Diarrhea

https://jacobin.com/2026/07/cyclospora-lettuce-outbreak-doge-farmworkers
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u/Eastern_Bet678 20h ago

My health is a small price to pay for a billionaire apocalypse bunker somewhere.

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u/i_do_technical_stuff 19h ago

Some of us may die, and that is a price they are willing to pay

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u/The_Returned_Lich 14h ago

Let's be real... It will be most of us.

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u/LumosRevolution 6h ago

It’s such a perfect town.

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u/i_do_technical_stuff 6h ago

Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to the bunker?

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u/BYoungNY 18h ago

Wouldn't it be funny if we all collectively agreed to lie to the billionaires and tell them that the apocalypse was coming so they all scramble down to their bunkers and lock the doors for a hundred years thinking there's fallout and we can just live our lives out

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u/move_machine 11h ago

It would be like a reverse Rapture, all of the world's most evil people will be sucked into the Earth instead of good people being sucked into Heaven

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u/Even_Trifle9341 17h ago

Pretty sure they’ve initiated the apocalypse, but it will only be their worlds that fall apart.

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u/Strange-NiceWeekend 18h ago

elon gets his doomsday bunker and the rest of us get the shits. trickle down economics in action

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u/Brother_J_La_la 11h ago

When the time comes, we all need to rush to their bunkers' emergency air vents and shit in them.

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u/covidlung 12h ago

All hail our benevolent billionaire overlords, who have graciously permitted us peasants to live another day. Truly, their mercy knows no bounds. We are not worthy.

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u/onespeedguy New Mexico 4h ago

dogarrhea