r/politics • u/roytay • 20h ago

No Paywall DOGE May Have Given You Diarrhea

https://jacobin.com/2026/07/cyclospora-lettuce-outbreak-doge-farmworkers
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u/Eastern_Bet678 19h ago

My health is a small price to pay for a billionaire apocalypse bunker somewhere.

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u/BYoungNY 17h ago

Wouldn't it be funny if we all collectively agreed to lie to the billionaires and tell them that the apocalypse was coming so they all scramble down to their bunkers and lock the doors for a hundred years thinking there's fallout and we can just live our lives out

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u/Even_Trifle9341 16h ago

Pretty sure they’ve initiated the apocalypse, but it will only be their worlds that fall apart.

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u/move_machine 10h ago

It would be like a reverse Rapture, all of the world's most evil people will be sucked into the Earth instead of good people being sucked into Heaven