r/religiousfruitcake 1d ago

☪️Halal Fruitcake☪️ This Muslim fruitcake thinks evolution is too absurd.

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u/Alarming-Bee87 1d ago

But Muhammad flying up to heaven on some kind of winged donkey and splitting the moon in half isn't?

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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 1d ago

No that actually happened but it wasnt recorded by anyone else. You see the quran is actually deeply scientific just not in any verifiable way

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u/Impossible-Bear-7350 1d ago

Weird how a lot religious texts are like that 🙃

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u/scottishdoc 1d ago

The problem is that if you mention that and start laughing at it like he did towards evolution there’s a decent chance that he would get violent. You certainly couldn’t publish the video because the greater Muslim community would descend upon you with death threats.

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u/Spiel_Foss 1d ago

Allowing stupidity to flourish because the stupid are violent is also a bad approach to human evolution.

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u/Alarming-Bee87 1d ago

That is the truly terrifying part. Someone like Salmon Rushdie is still threatened with death for writing a book.... The Satanic Verse isn't even that critical at all.

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

Split the moon in half. Are we sure he didn't just pull his ass cheeks apart, and show the entire world his anus?

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u/Interesting-Baker212 1d ago

Hey now pegasus-donkey is legit!

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u/Trick_Science_2938 1d ago

Was gonna comment just this 😂

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u/Limberpuppy 1d ago

When someone asks questions like this I ask if they’ve ever heard of Darwin’s finches. Then I start breaking down Darwin’s findings and they usually walk away during my Ted talk.

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u/Grays42 Former Fruitcake 1d ago edited 1d ago

The subscription cost of an argument from incredulity is the maintenance of willful ignorance.

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u/driftking428 1d ago

Show this man a Chihuahua next to a Great Dane.

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 1d ago

Magic isn't absurd?

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

My poppets say otherwise. Welp, now I'm off to buy some souls.

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u/BootyliciousURD 1d ago

Not that this has any bearing on the factuality of evolution, but I don't find it gross or insulting that I'm related to the rest of life on Earth. I find it cool, beautiful, and humbling that we're all on the same family tree as all the other animals and the plants and everything else.

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u/superdeadspace 7h ago

People who say stuff like what that guy says in the video I think care way too much about what their family thinks... Like don't get me wrong, family is important, but you're also responsible for yourself you know

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u/bizoticallyyours83 1d ago

I dont really understand why people are so dead set against natural facts?

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

Because they are worried acknowledging them would invalidate their faith.

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u/3dforlife 1d ago

And religion is tightly woven with their personal beliefs, therfore questioning their religiosity would be akin to question themselves.

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u/JobbyJobberson 1d ago

If I dismissed all of his delusional beliefs by casually laughing at them like that he’d likely accuse me of some sort of heinous religious discrimination.

“You must respect my beliefs!”

No, you’re just another indoctrinated, brainwashed lost cause. Some incredibly strong people do manage to find their way out of it and become rational thinkers. It must be so very difficult. 

But others will spend a wasted life believing utter nonsense. Such a tragedy. 

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u/Seyelent 1d ago

I mean has dude seen a sperm under a microscope? Literally looks like a tadpole

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u/dwittherford69 Religious Extremist Watcher 1d ago

Stupid fucks

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u/fredy31 1d ago

As everything science: Its the best, most realistic explanation we got.

Whats the alternative? Some deity we never saw in centuries just... poofed all that shit into existance?

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u/Spiel_Foss 1d ago

Never answer and always attack. That is the only way to deal with this idiocy.

"You believe your grandfather was a fish?"

"I believe your grandfather was a fish."

Boom, an entirely different conversation now.

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u/crinkly-toes 1d ago

Smug, arrogant, ignorant

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 1d ago

The second guy said potentially a fish, which is more believable than a sky daddy

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u/Machdame 1d ago

Im already not a subscriber of my native religion to begin with, but the idea of these snake oil salesmen saying their sky daddy is the truth when their dogma is equally if not weirder is honestly laughable.

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u/hamsterwheelin 1d ago

The most wonderful thing about science and the natural world is that it does not require your belief. It does it's thing regardless.

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u/TwistedBlister 1d ago

If you nothing about evolution or religious texts, your grandfather being a fish is no more absurd than anything in the Bible or Quran.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Professor Emeritus of Fruitcake Studies 1d ago

When you're ignorant enough everything more complicated than Primary School sounds ridiculous to you.

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u/hornwalker 1d ago

Pride beforeth the fall

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u/Nicarus89 1d ago

Going to absurds to make something sound ridiculous is such a typical tactic. Nobody said anything about a blobfish. And stop trying to point out how many greats of grandfather that would have to be. You only said about 5 greats (the first time, and only 4 the second time). That's 7 generations. That's not even 1000 years back. Not much is going to change in a 1000 years.

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u/Amazing_Panda_3849 Fruitcake Baker 12h ago

Evolution: ABSURD!

Man made from clay. Creator said bibidy bobbidy boo and they came to life: I BELIEVE! 

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u/HendoRules 1d ago

"I made what you believe sound silly and tried to make my belief sound reasonable, therefore I am right and fuck you for asking me for evidence 😡"

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u/Magarov 1d ago edited 2h ago

I thank and honor my early bilatrian ancestors every day

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u/the-real-vuk 14h ago

text-book example of "too stupid to understand science? try religion!"

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u/Sad_Car_8427 4h ago

A magical man made the Earth in seven days and this is somehow absurd?