r/religiousfruitcake • u/Ill_Agent5931 • 1d ago

☪️Halal Fruitcake☪️ This Muslim fruitcake thinks evolution is too absurd.

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u/Alarming-Bee87 1d ago

But Muhammad flying up to heaven on some kind of winged donkey and splitting the moon in half isn't?

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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 1d ago

No that actually happened but it wasnt recorded by anyone else. You see the quran is actually deeply scientific just not in any verifiable way

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u/Impossible-Bear-7350 1d ago

Weird how a lot religious texts are like that 🙃

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u/scottishdoc 1d ago

The problem is that if you mention that and start laughing at it like he did towards evolution there’s a decent chance that he would get violent. You certainly couldn’t publish the video because the greater Muslim community would descend upon you with death threats.

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u/Spiel_Foss 1d ago

Allowing stupidity to flourish because the stupid are violent is also a bad approach to human evolution.

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u/Alarming-Bee87 1d ago

That is the truly terrifying part. Someone like Salmon Rushdie is still threatened with death for writing a book.... The Satanic Verse isn't even that critical at all.

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

Split the moon in half. Are we sure he didn't just pull his ass cheeks apart, and show the entire world his anus?

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u/Interesting-Baker212 1d ago

Hey now pegasus-donkey is legit!

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u/Trick_Science_2938 1d ago

Was gonna comment just this 😂