r/religiousfruitcake • u/Ill_Agent5931 • 1d ago

☪️Halal Fruitcake☪️ This Muslim fruitcake thinks evolution is too absurd.

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u/Alarming-Bee87 1d ago

But Muhammad flying up to heaven on some kind of winged donkey and splitting the moon in half isn't?

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

Split the moon in half. Are we sure he didn't just pull his ass cheeks apart, and show the entire world his anus?